Well, boys and girls, it’s official. I am single again. I found out about on hour ago and it has made me realize a few things:
1. I hate men with the following exceptions: my brother, my father and of course my wonderful callers here at Cheap Phone Sex. All other men I hate.
The guy in question (now known as him) wasn’t a bad person but considering that things have ended he is now on my shit list. Oh, I don’t blame him, but I’m in a fair amount of pain and since I have this website …
2. I will NEVER date anyone who has been married.
Divorced, widowed …annulled it really doesn’t matter. This was a longstanding rule and for him I broke it. It has been reinstated. Actually it’s number one on my do not date list.
3. Did I mention that I hate men?
Oh, I love you guys that call because it’s fun for both of us. But the guys who don’t call, and want to “date” me without paying? They can go to hell.
4. I will NEVER date anyone with children.
Again I broke this rule for him. Here are my thoughts. I believe children are truly a blessing and that single parents should spend as much time as possible with them. Dating gets in the way. Until I met him I never knew a single parent could successfully balance dating and the kids. Well, no more! The rule is BACK and let’s see number 2.
5. Men who aren’t my customers are hated by moi.
I know hate is a rather strong word. Being a Christian I should use something softer. [Thinking] On second thought when the pain softens I change that word. Right now hate fits in perfectly.
Ladies, I knew something was wrong on Saturday. My spidey sense was tingling. All I can say is if that 6th sense is tingling go with your gut. Unlike men and department store sales girls, your womanly intuition will never lie to you.
And one more thing …leaving out crucial parts of a story what I like to call lying by omission IS STILL LYING.
Ok, last thing (really), standing me up on Valentine’s Day was low. But breaking up on my mother’s birthday that’s even lower. Guys, never suddenly become honest on days that are easy to remember because the woman in question will hate you all the days of your life. I’m convinced that karma or something will hit you back in ways too shocking to think about.
I did say that men (again not the wonderful customers here at Cheap Phone Sex) are to be hated, right?
So this is my new dating list:
1. Never married
2. No children
3. Must be a man
In the physical sense we all know what that means e.g., a penis, etc. But in the sense of everything else that definition is lost. A man is someone who knows who he is, excepts the fact that he is constantly changing, and wants to have a mature relationship with someone who is his equal who help him achieve his goals.
I know that definition could be used for a woman and it should. There really isn’t much of a difference. We all want to be loved and cared for and know that we have value. Value that isn’t defined by possessions but by who we are.
There are a few other things on my list like “must have goals”, etc. I’ll have to work on it after my lasagna is done and I frosting this double chocolate cake. After which I will sink further in my sugar induced coma. Wait a minute I forgot ice cream and macaroni and cheese. Time spent with my girlfriends whom I have ignored is required. Then a nice long shower and tomorrow a trip to the gym and all will be right with the world.
You know guys this hurts something awful. I never felt this way before. I wish him the best. I really do, but for now I get to hate him. Rule of thumb ladies you get to hate him until the cake is gone. So I have until the end of the day.
I have learned two things: (1) don’t be afraid to tell someone you love him/her and (2) don’t tell someone you love them when it’s not absolute.
Love doesn’t change when the circumstances change. It doesn’t work like that.
Ok, well, enough of this! I popped in all my favorite movies. I have the music blasting and two of my best girlfriends are coming over …and no we can’t do a threesome on the telephone with you so don’t ask – naughty boys.
On thing my parents taught me is that no matter what happens you have to keep your commitments and you, my friends, are my commitments.
So, you know the drill, call my toll-free phone sex number at 1-888-669-6389.
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