Today I was going to talk about something else, but I got an obnoxious call from I believe someone’s better half. It seems that I have to dust off my copy of “How To Have Fun on the Internet” without getting caught.
Let me tell you what happened.
A few minutes ago I got a call from a woman. At first I thought it was someone wanting a job. She had a sweet voice and didn’t sound like a ringer and then …the lie comes. Suddenly that sweet voice was tainted. She said that she found my number on her telephone bill. First of all that is NOT possible. Why you ask? Because it’s a toll-free number and toll-free numbers do not show up on telephone bills.
I told her that. Then she asks if this is a business. Yes. What type of business? Consulting. What type of consulting? Life coaching. Then why do you answer your telephone with a hello? Because my customers know me. Long pause. Then I said, “Well I am so sorry for the mix-up with your telephone bill. The good news is you weren’t charged for anything because it’s a toll-free number. Thank you for your time and have a great day.”
Now this is for the ladies. If you want to know what your husband or boyfriend is up to here’s some free advice. Ask him! If you can’t trust him to give you the right answer than perhaps that’s something the two of you should work on. In other words my name is Bennett and I’m not in it.
Please do not call me looking for information about your man.
I am a firm believer that 99.9% of all disagreements stem from a lack of communication. Deborah Tannen wrote a series of books exploring the premise that men and women speak and comprehend what the other sex says differently. If you get a chance pick up one of Dr. Tannen’s books.
As a sex therapist here is my two cents. Men think about sex 39 times a day. Women …well I don’t know how often they think about sex in a day but it is not 39 times or anywhere close to it. Guys masturbate every couple of days many at least once a day. They need some release and let’s face it live is not a porno.
When you are in a committed relationship you have kids, bills and jobs to go to in order to pay for your lifestyle. That doesn’t include your responsibilities to family, friends, church and your community. No one woman can be wife, mother and sex kitten 24 hours a day nor should she be held to that standard. That’s reality.
I hear my girlfriends say all the time that their boyfriend/husband is different and that he would never engage in so and so. Really? You have a trick that beats 2 million years of male programming? Because if so please share with the rest of us.
It is what it is. Some things are better left unsaid. My advice to any woman is it is better to have an open and honest relationship where you can be very candid about your wants and needs keeping in mind that there does need to be some mystery to the relationship. Think about it. Does he know every intimate detail about your “monthly visitor”?
Phone sex is perfectly harmless. Correction. Phone sex with me is perfectly harmless. I am a well educated, grounded, financially stable individual.
My callers – all of my callers – are perfect gentlemen who love and adore their better halves. When they have some alone time and want to discuss a particular fantasy or want some advice about how to be a better lover they call me AND come back home to you.
It’s all perfectly innocent and it’s ONLY 12 BUCKS.
Ladies keep those lines of communication open with your loved ones and if you catch him doing something naughty. Call me and together we can discuss if he was really being naughty or just being a guy. 9 times out of 10 he was just being a man and that isn’t too bad, right? You wouldn’t be with him otherwise, right?
Ok, I am about to get off my soapbox. Seriously though if there are some ladies out there who are concerned about the temptations their special someone may engage in while surfing the internet call me. We’ll have a good old-fashion girl chat.
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