Do you know who Stormie is? Stripper? No. Mistress? I don’t think so.
Stormie Janzen is an educated (Is there a University of South Alabama?), hard-working 30-something woman who is yet another example that Republican women are hot. She’s in the news because she had a blog on MSN Spaces and someone with a very thick – possibly long – stick up his or (more likely) her anus complained. Why, you ask? That I’m not clear on but apparently Stormie had at least one picture with her jeans unzipped and the elastic band of her panties showing.
Would you like to see for yourself? Go to Google Images and type in “Stormie Janzen”.
DAMN that’s hot! Someone remind me to do a picture set like that. The slow strip is better than the ‘money shot’ every time. As a novice Stormie probably didn’t know it. Beginner’s luck.
For more about Stormie Janzen check out Wonkette.
Get this. Stormie is her real name not her porn name.
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