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Ok, today I want to talk about something very important. As many of you know I am quite involved with politics. I have a simple philosophy that is I like to know where my money is going. The single largest item that I will ever shell out some serious coin is the nefarious tax and the people responsible for using my tax dollars are various elected officials. Therefore, I like to know what politicians do.
Some people know everything about say Elvis down to his shoe size and amazingly enough some have seen him post death. Celebrities are not my thing. I’m into politicians. So as a C-SPAN junkie I nearly reached orgasm as I waited for my party to choose the new second in command of the US House of Representatives. Long story short they chose John Andrew Boehner.
I don’t know much about Representative Boehner but I do have a question. How do you pronounce his name? I’m a newshound so I know how everyone else pronounces it but I disagree. Oh far be it from me to be so presumptuous as to tell someone how to pronounce their own name BUT I don’t think it’s “BAY-ner”. It’s “boner”
Say what you will, it’s “boner”. Remember the lesson about two vowels together? When two vowels are together, “the first one does the talking and the second one does the walking”. Google it. Am I wrong? Someone should tell the new House Majority Leader.
There is nothing wrong with the last name “boner”. If anything it will help people remember you. You could get easily re-elected. He’ll get the Jerry Springer vote.
So there you have it. The new House Majority Leader, from the great state of Ohio, is John Andrew Boehner, (pronounced “boner”).
And he’s cute too. He’s got that comb over thing which makes me think that all congressmen go to the same barber but he’s got those blue, blue eyes. And he’s Catholic with a hot wife …but I digress.
Oh my goodness. I just ran spell check. It suggested “boner” for “Boehner”.
I suppose I should answer a few questions.
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The next question is a whooper. So, I’ll save that until next time.
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