Have you ever gone out with friends and either the friend or her date is one of those guys who complains about everything? First it was the parking, it took too long to get seated, the waiter is a jerk, the food is so-so …the list of complaints are seemingly endless. When I find myself in the presence of one of these guys I remember my Southern sensibilities smile and politely change the subject. Well, yesterday it happened again on a phone sex call! It didn’t work because …well this is my fucking company and no the customer is not always right. Yeah, I am accommodating to a point but damn it sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride, am I right?
That little disagreement didn’t bother me in the least. It was the overnight calls that started ticking me off. Guys called to see if I was available. Now what did I say about that shit? Guys called wanting to pay using PayPal. I know I have talked about that shit ad nauseum. Guys called who were the wrong age, without a credit card, looking for a free phone sex sample …ugh! Now you know why I stopped taking calls at night.
It would be easier if I was a straight dominatrix and all my calls were from little pussies but that simply is not the case at Cheap Phone Sex. I have a client base that loves talking with me and would like to chat with me during hours beyond 10-6. So, starting today I am taking calls 24/7 and if you are new be damn happy you get the opportunity but do not fuck with me.
When you call be polite, be professional, have your fucking credit card handy and speak the hell up. If you have to whisper because you don’t want your roommate to hear or the guy in the hotel room next to you, don’t call me. Call one of my bitches. I pay them to deal with that kind of bullshit. Me? Not anymore. I’m loud, proud and don’t have time for nonsense. So, read the fucking rules, check out the cheat sheet and …call now!