Yesterday I got a call from a guy who was a bit confused. He did not understand how much my service, Cheap Phone Sex, costs. That’s when I began to get a little confused. So I started asking questions.
How did you find my number? Were you on my website: cheap-phone-sex.net?
“Well, my friend”, I said. The price of a call is 80 cents per minute. There is a 15-minute minimum which is 12 BUCKS. I continued, “You aren’t going to hang up on me are you?” He promised not to. “Good!”, I said, “Because I do charge a $4 fee for hanging up. I call it a polite fee. It isn’t polite to hang up on someone who has brought so much joy to your meat stick.”
You agree, right?
Look, if I have said it once, I have said it a 1000 times.
The cost of a phone sex call is 80 cents per minute.
There is a 15-minute minimum.
That equals 12 BUCKS.
There are 1000s of pages on this phone sex site and on EVERY page it states plainly the cost of a call. My prices have never changed. It has always been 80 cents per minute.
Later in the day again yesterday I got another call. The guy wanted to know that if he paid for a call and only used 10 minutes would he be charged $12.00. The short answer is YES.
Without getting too technical I can provide these prices if and only if I have a guaranteed minimum. I am sure there is an accountant or economist somewhere who can explain it a lot better. So I suppose it bears repeating.
The cost of a phone sex call with me is 80 cents per minute with a 15-minute minimum. That’s ONLY 12 BUCKS.
It’s a bargain. A deal that no one can beat and when you factor in me, well, that’s just plain criminal.
OK, so you know how much the service at Cheap Phone Sex is, right?
Tomorrow or the next day I will chat about my Cheap Phone Sex package deals. Don’t want to confuse anyone who is still trying to figure out the ONLY 12 BUCKS thingy. [wink wink]
And to that nice executive-type who purchased a package earlier in the week, I am so sorry we got interrupted. You see someone had scheduled an appointment earlier in the day (I warned you about that) and I had to take his call. I’m not going to charge you for that call. So, you have a full 10 calls left in your package.
Hey, that reminds me. Have any of you ever got hot and bothered talking to someone only to stop and have to use your love juices on another? Remind me to talk about that sometime. It’s like cheating or cuckolding but not quite because only you know what’s happening. The trick is don’t call out the first person’s name because then you will find yourself finishing off by yourself.
That’s the telephone. Did you know you can schedule an appointment?
Cheap Phone Sex for ONLY 12 BUCKS
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