Well, friends, if you have been paying close attention, you may have noticed that I have been busy tweaking a few things here and there. The big news is I sold off a number of pieces of my PORN EMPIRE. I like saying that: PORN EMPIRE. You have to say it in a loud voice then follow with an evil laugh. Anyhow a number of things are changing. I decided to become leaner and meaner. Any Wall Street types about? You know what this means, right? Shhh. Don’t tell anyone. That way we’ll catch them off guard. This is about the time I begin laughing maniacally. Which reminds me. Have you ever seen the cartoon Pinkie and the Brain? Remember Pinkie would always ask, “What are we going to do today, Brain?” And Brain would say, “Today, we are going to take over the world.” The funny thing about the entire show was that Pinkie was the brilliant one. He just enjoyed life and got along quite well being content with playing with string. I’m like Pinkie only I’m not playing with string.
There I go again being naughty. Now, I will answer a few more questions regarding the site, Cheap Phone Sex. Much to my surprise I have two or three dozen to go through.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl,
Hello I was just wondering the whole process one would use when placing a call please email me back.
Well, S-, I do not do the e-mail thing. A quick look at Cheap Phone Sex details my aversion and ultimate rejection of e-mail. Sifting through 4-6K of e-mail a day proved a huge waste of my time. That’s why the feedback form is the ONLY means to reaching me electronically and any feedback sent is answered here.
Wondering about the process, huh? You must be brand spanking new.
Cheap Phone Sex works like any other phone sex service.
1. Call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389
2. You are asked for your credit card information
3. Now if you would like to pay by check or telephone or purchase something for one of my platoons then first go to my Cheap Phone Sex Pricing Page, make a purchase and call me. Note: I ONLY take credit card information over the telephone. Everything else must be paid via the site, cheap-phone-sex.NET
4. Once you have paid for the call the phone sex session begins immediately.
Now, if your question is what happens after you pay, well you have to pay to play. One thing you should know beforehand is that I do NOT entertain phone sex fantasies that involve “blood, goats or kids” AND I am in no way a submissive. So if you want someone to call you “master”, call another phone sex service. Does not flip my switch. I find guys that are into this are really closet misogynists. Guys who call Cheap Phone Sex love women and especially me.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Pimptress,
Hi, I want a contact numbers of sexy girls in Ahmedabad.
Usually I like to use the acronym – WTF. But this question calls for the complete use of the phrase – What the Fuck?! I had to wiki Ahmedabad. Do I look like I’m in India? I don’t like hiring phone sex operators outside of the Washington, DC metro area let alone outside of the country. By the way have you read the Patriot Act? I know India is our friend and everything BUT if I slip up and accidentally hire a Muslim chick whose brother drinks tea with an engineer who likes to go to this “radical” mosque my ass is in jail. And as we all know I am far too cute to be in a federal prison.
So N- if you want to hook up with hot Indian women I suggest you call 1-800-887-8194. Who knows you might get lucky. Maybe. Possibly.
Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is an American business that only hires and contracts American citizens with absolutely no contacts with bad people who want to do America harm and send my stocks plummeting again. Did I mention how much I love the President? I do.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex,
hi i would like to offer you the opportunity of adding a single or a number of UK phone sex lines to your site as you have the top listing in Google. the split would be 80/20 to you. no lengthy contracts to worry about you would have online access to the daily stats for all numbers etc. If this is of interest to you please let me know. I am currently in the Caribbean so you might get an email from me from xxx@BLAHBLAHxxx.co.uk or info@BLAHBLAH.com
P- I have mentioned how I dislike receiving commercial solicitations through Cheap-Phone-Sex.NET. The feedback form is for my customers and potential customers. Notice how I did not correct any portion of your original e-mail. Even though we are in the business of adult entertainment all correspondence should be professional. Grammatical errors and spelling mishaps makes one wonder if you run your business the same way. There are places where you can solicit phone sex owners. Do some research and make a more informed pitch. Remember this is a very small industry with a long memory. Don’t make the same mistake twice.
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Mistress,
I am interested in calling but am into some naughty taboos. I wonder what your limits are.
I mentioned earlier that no-no topics involve “blood, goats or kids”. Now if you have taboo fantasy and I don’t need to get into what exactly a ‘taboo fantasy’ is, then you should call this toll-free number, 1-866-327-6225. You enter your credit card or checking account information. Once approved a live hostess will come on the line. Tell her EXACTLY what you want. No BS now. Don’t ask for X and then try to sneak in Y. Tell her EVERYTHING. I’ll give you an example:
- Don’t say you want to screw your sister-in-law. When you really want to do your brother-in-law.
- Don’t say that you want to lick cock. When you really want to be gangbanged in the bathroom at a truck stop.
- Don’t say you have a fetish for costumes. When you really want the Baroness from GI Joe to screw you up the ass with a 14-inch studded strap-on.
- Don’t say you are into roleplaying. When you really want to be a 15th level wizard into sex summing.
That’s the telephone. Chat with you later.
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