The weekend snow took me for a loop. For the second year in a row, DC was hit with a snowstorm the first week in December. Now for you folks that are used to this white stuff and giggle every time a Southerner complains about snow you just don’t get it. It’s not that we don’t know what to do when the snowfalls. It’s that we aren’t prepared. The cities and counties don’t budget for a lot of snow so roads are not always plowed, schools do not have back up generators, etc. Get the point? It’s like cities in the desert. Most desert cities do not have sewers. What’s the point, right? It hardly ever rains so why spend billions of dollars on a system that may be needed 20 times in 100 years?
Well, thankfully the eye of the storm hit just North of us (sorry Pennsylvania) so all is right with the world again. I did prove my theory though. When my tits are warm I am warm. Early Sunday morning just as the snow began to fall again I took off all of my clothes and sat on the back porch. Then I ran back into the house and put on a t-shirt thinking the whole time that I was going to pay for it the next day. Not even a sniffle. Hey, you think that trick would work for you guys if you put a sock on your cock? Hmmm …what a delicious thought.
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