Last week I attended a party and someone (not me) told a dirty joke. The punch line was the Mile High Club. I didn’t get it. What is the Mile High Club? Anyone know? I thought it was a frequent flyer thing. Looking through my old consulting stuff I have tickets and invoices with that language. But my spidey sense is tinging and something tells me that there is more to this phrase than meets the eye. So if you know please tell me.
You would think that as a phone sex mistress I would know all the dirty jokes and phrases. I don’t. Name-calling and slang has never been one of my strong points. For instance what is a chicken-head and a hoochie? I figure these are names that teenagers use to describe a woman of a particular sort. In a few years it will be something different.
I prefer the classics: bitch, whore and slut. They never go out of style and no matter what your age you know what image is trying to be conveyed. Lately though bitch has been a sort of a means of empowerment for some ladies. How many women have you heard call themselves bitches?
We all know that a bitch is a female dog. I was reminded of this about four or five months ago when I went with a friend to see a dog breeder. When trying to distinguish the dogs the breeder says, “The bitch is over there”. When I looked at that beautiful black lab I immediately thought to myself she must be one bad ass dog. She’s a bitch. That means she’s powerful, right? Yeah right. All she could do was nuzzle my hand. Then again most bitches do end up submitting to me in the end but that’s another story.
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