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Remember I’m a good girl who just likes to have old-fashion good clean fun. Where was I?
My favorite animal is the rat. I know it sounds odd but I have a new found respect for the rat. A few years ago when I worked for a certain company I attended a retreat in Arizona. While everyone else was playing which co-worker has the biggest breasts I decided to head back to my room and get some work done. As I eased into the living room area of the suite I flicked on the television and I believe TBS had some sort of a documentary. The voice-over was a guy with a very sexy British accent. Never one to miss an opportunity to masturbate I thought now would be a good time for a sex break, but to my horror that sexy British accent started talking about disgusting things namely rodents.
Not being able to reach the remote and covered in paper I was forced listen to the commentary which turned out to be very funny. For several minutes I thought the program was a mockumentary. My hot little British friend began telling tales of New Yorkers so upset with their competition that they drop rats into the competitor’s restaurant. Another guy would lay awake into the wee hours of the night because he could hear one cockroach, in particular, walking across the floor. The man was so perturbed that he took out his gun and well you can guess the rest. Funny, right?
After the commercial, the voice-over began detailing the plight of my friend the rat. Did you know that rats are horny creatures? So horny in fact that the bull male rat will crawl on whichever rat be it male or female, daughter or father and fuck him or her until the rat underneath could break away. Here’s the interesting part. That same bull rat will screw until he dies. These rats are known to f-ck until they have a heart attack.
What a way to go.
And yesterday one of my regular callers reminded me that some rats have balls as large as an adult male. Can you imagine? A little rat with human balls!
For all of these reasons, the rat is my favorite animal. He’s a fucking machine and the new mascot for Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. Now I must find a rat – a cute one with BIG balls – and have someone draw him. Hmmm …where do rats live? No matter I now have a project!
Every once in awhile I like to pop in here and share with new phone sex clients while reminding others about my service, Cheap Phone Sex.
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I think that’s about it for now. Tomorrow perhaps I may share a little more about my service.
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