Ladies welcome to Cheap Phone Sex. This one is for you so listen up. We all know that when men are horny they go through what I like to call a “dick trance”. They’re cocks are so big and hard, the blood has flowed south of the border so the only brain activity involves basic survival instincts namely humping. It’s at this time as my mother reminds me that now is a good time to ask for a new car or improvement to the house.
Well as I am still single and a phone sex guru that sort of advice does not apply. However, as the owner of Cheap Phone Sex, I have learned something else about The Dick Trance. Wives, girlfriends, lovers will never know this. You have to be a mistress of sorts to fully appreciate THIS aspect of The Dick Trance.
When a guy is horny ANYTHING GOES. Take for example my friend “Bart” (names have been changed to protect the horny). Bart is a hot Marine officer. He is as straight as they come. Bart is an all-American boy so to speak. Why the very idea of someone even his hot girlfriend fingering his ass is disgusting. “I ain’t no fag!” he would quip. Yet when his girlfriend gets all dolled up and lubed up and starts sucks his balls he pretends not to notice her finger inching its way up to his anus.
Don’t even think about denying that you too wouldn’t like some hot Asian chick who can tie with her tongue the stem of a cherry into a tight little bow. Don’t even pretend that the thought of having someone like that wetting your cock while tickling your OTHER sweet spot doesn’t turn you on. You’re embarrassing yourself.
While in The Dick Trance I have heard on this cheap phone sex line nice married guys say the most obscene things. These church-going, fine upstanding taxpayers while stroking (and in many cases spanking) Mr. Happy beg – BEG! – for naughty things that I can not mention within this public forum. Do I pass judgment? Never. Why? You know the saying: “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” What happens at Cheap Phone Sex stays at Cheap Phone Sex.
I understand The Dick Trance. Preachers warn us against the evils of women but what they are really doing in carefully coded messages is warning there fellow brothers about the evils of their own cock. Look at it! Oh, he looks innocent. I mean what is the penis really? The penis is an appendage just like your legs or arms only it pisses and cums. But I say to you that the penis is your best friend. He knows all your dirty little secrets. And he’s OK with it. Matter of fact while in the midst of one particular naughty sex fantasy he stands at attention and even provides lubrication. Who would do this but a dear friend?
Silently you tell him all the holes you would like to visit. You share with him the various tongues that can lick him and so on. He listens intently while hanging on as you massage, squeeze and pull him. Then at the right moment, he releases that life giving juice bounces back to pre-Dick-Trance status so that no one is the wiser. He isn’t going to tell anyone what happened just minutes ago and neither am I.
At Cheap Phone Sex, your privacy is assured. Outside from my rule: “no blood, goats or kids” anything goes. I know you are a decent person, that you may have a kink or two (your standards not mine) and you just want to relieve a little stress. I get it.
Ladies every guy has his Dick Trance moment. So, when you have a headache or need to go out of town on business or for personal reasons, keep your partner out of trouble and have him call Cheap Phone Sex.
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