This past week I had an opportunity to use the Horny Man’s or in this case Woman’s Survival Kit. The DC metro area experienced some severe electrical storms. I have never seen anything like it before. The result was that thousands of people in Virginia, DC and Maryland were without power. Nearly a week after the initial storm, there are a few thousand people still without electricity.
It’s a real shame because the humidity is a real bitch about now and who wants to enjoy a three-day holiday weekend with no air and rotting food?
The electricity in my neighborhood was knocked out for about 17-18 hours. My lights flickered while I was on the phone with a stud. Hey sweetie! I was in the black for about an hour. No big. I located the fuse box turned everything off and then back on. Hit the reset button and turned on the generator. Oh, did I forget to tell you about the generator? Most people in less developed countries who can afford it have one in their homes and businesses. In this day and age it doesn’t hurt to have one or two.
The lightening forced me off the telephone and those of you who called in heard my little message alerting you to the situation. That’s when it hit me. This would be an excellent opportunity to use my survival kit!
I turned off all the lights and got a couple of lanterns – very romantic. I would tell you the rest but that would give you wet daydreams and I can’t have you dripping all over your pants can I?
Talk to you soon
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