I check my e-mail messages in the morning, and this morning while I was handling “porn” – the business side and not the looking kind – my e-mail died. I immediately thought the Feds were coming after me. This is a clear sign that I need to get out of the business.
I called my provider and at the time their recorded message did not indicate there was a problem. So, I headed over to Twitter and there I learned that there was a massive outage along the East Coast.
Twitter is so good in a pinch. Phone sex is good too. When you can not think straight and need some relief, you know the best way to clear your head is to clear your penis. You can do that by yourself OR you can kick it up a notch and call me for phone sex.
You have the number. Talk to your soon.
Call 1-888-669-6389 for phone sex that is cheap. It’s $12 for 15-minutes. Only credit cards accepted. Must be 23+.