I will continue The Horny Man’s Guide to Purchasing Cheap Phone Sex (Without Your Wife or Girlfriend Knowing) later in the week. Today I would like to discuss Cheap Phone Sex’s new platoon.
This time around Cheap Phone Sex received two platoons and in addition to this assignment: two marines and two soldiers. I sent out the welcome letters and gift boxes earlier today. For those of you who are new to Cheap Phone Sex or are wondering what the hell I am talking about:
I am a big support of our armed forces. As a result early on Cheap Phone Sex “adopted” a solider, a marine and later a platoon serving in Afghanistan and Iraq.
As an Army brat supporting our troops is an automatic reaction. I realize that less than 9% of the American population know someone or have a close family member who is a service member. Coming from a large military family that boggles my mind especially when one considers the sacrifice that these men and women are making everyday. Spending time in the war-theater is a gift that keeps on giving. My uncles served in Vietnam and to this day still wake up screaming. My classmates who were ‘first in fight’ during the Gulf War while I was in college have difficulty remaining focused, interacting with family and keeping a job. Of course there are those who were unaffected and they are the lucky ones.
War is a contemptible thing. Whatever your politics regarding our wars in the Near and Middle East, I am willing to bet that every American supports those soldiers and marines who are 13,000 miles away from home having only themselves and the guy next to them to count on. Those soldiers and marines deserve to know that in actuality they have 300 million Americans to count on.
Therefore when providing support for our adopted troops Cheap Phone Sex does the following:
1. Send a daily letter discussing the news of the day, sharing jokes and personal stuff.
2. Send a weekly card of support. Hallmark is a favorite but custom cards are yumm(ier).
3. Send a few packages a week.
The packages vary tremendously. I like to send a “grandma” package. You know stuff only a mother would send like socks, clean underwear, grooming products, etc. There are theme packages like holiday paks (Christmas is big.), fun stuff (Watersports …not THAT kind you dirty bastards) and stuff they will need but don’t know it – yet (Bug zapper kits). Sometimes I send things just cause. Today’s package included Animal Crackers and the Schoolhouse Rock dvd. And considering that I am cheap whenever I find a sale I buy in gross and ship it. Next week I am getting a shipment of Apple Jacks cereal. Did you know the individual servings come in a little bowl? Not those boxes that you split and use as a bowl but an actual bowl.
When this is all said and done I think I’m going to invest in a Fedex/Kinko’s or Mailboxes Etc. When I think of all the things I have shipped in the past few years I am confident I can ship anything – anything!
As I mentioned earlier the Cheap Phone Sex Package Deals (10 calls for 60 BUCKS) are now a part of my regular pricing. However, if you would like to help me support my platoon and the individual soldiers/marines I send care packages to check out my Soldier Wish List. Gifts purchased here as indicated on my Pricing Page can be exchanged for phone sex time with me.
To find out a little more about how I support these Americans go to Operation Soldier Support. The post is dated 2004 but the information is still valid.
So help out these service men and women and get free phone sex. Only in America, baby!
Ok, I believe that is all for now. The phone is ringing. Talk to you soon.
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