Every day I am flooded with calls from potential new phone sex callers. The questions are more or less the same and many ventures into wanker land. This is why I periodically remind everyone about my phone sex rates, how Cheap Phone Sex works and my little pet peeves. Yesterday while I was washing the cars it hit me. What is really needed is a rules of the road or best practices type of post so new callers will know how not to tick me off. Now I can simply refer to this post for new callers and recently returned clients (…and they always come back for more).

Age Restrictions
To call me you must be at least 23 years old. The only exception to this rule is if you are 18+ and active-duty military. If you are of legal age and serve this country, then hell yeah you may call Cheap Phone Sex.

Phone Sex Price
The price of a call with me is $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is a mere 80 cents. Regular callers may opt for a Cheap Phone Sex Package which believe it or not offers a discount on my already incredibly cheap, affordable phone sex rates. It’s a real bargain.

My Toll-Free Number
To reach me, call 1-888-669-6389. Yes, it is a toll-free number. When you call 1-888-669-6389, the only person you will reach me. If I am on another call, you will get a message in my voice stating exactly that. While you may be able to reach me at any time, the fact is I am not immortal and require food and sustenance. Sooo if I am out and about wreaking havoc with those unfortunate enough to share my breathing space, you will get a message (again in my voice) telling you where I am, what I am doing and the next time I will be available for a phone sex call …

Taboo Topics
At the top of my phone sex blog, I state very plainly things that I will not do or discuss. Most of you are so sweet to think that your particular experience or ideal fantasy is super perverted. Maybe. Over the years I have found that what is considered kinky is completely subjective and 11 times out of 10 I am kinkier than you. To answer your question about whether I will discuss your particular fantasy do the following: close your eyes and imagine that your best friend is the most provocative, liberal or rather open-minded sex fiend in the known universe. Now if you told that imaginary friend your sexual fantasy would s/he lose your number? Or better is it something that could land you in jail? If the answer is yes to both or either, then I am probably going to refer you to one of my Hushes phone sex girls.

To summarize, at Cheap Phone Sex you must be at least 23 to call unless you are active duty military which is 18+. The price to talk to me, Cheryl, is 80¢ per minute or $12 for 15-minutes. My toll-free phone sex number is 1-888-669-6389, and all calls are accepted. However, extreme or taboo calls will be handled by one of my phone sex operators.

Where can you find the cheapest phone sex prices? Why right here at Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl of course! I mean seriously at 80 cents a minute with a 15-minute minimum it doesn’t get any cheaper than this. And before you begin your yarn about free phone sex offers and unicorns or some such nonsense remember my warnings regarding free phone sex claims. Namely it doesn’t exist. But if you want to try a free phone sex sample, I have you covered.

Today my focus is on the cheap, affordable phone sex services I provide. Yes, you may talk to me at any time really, however, I recognize that not everyone is into smart, bossy, busty Southern women. So, for the first time, I am offering you an opportunity to chat with my girls (including shemales, bi-curious men and couples) at a cheap flat rate phone sex. Interested? Call 1-800-298-4710. Like Asian women? Got that. Into redheads? Got it! Like ebony divas, women who are preggers, midgets (can we still say that?), bodybuilding hotties, lifestyle femdoms, babes with balls, bi-curious married dudes on the down-low. Got them all! And all at an affordable flat rate because you know me, if it isn’t priced right, it doesn’t go on my phone sex site.

As always you may call 1-888-847-8979 and grab a 7-minute quickie for only $13.93.

That’s MY phone! Later.

Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes
Call 1-888-669-6389 and have your credit card ready.

I saw the following quote when I logged into Facebook this morning, “The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest”, and I thought well that explains most men. I mean you must admit that guys are a little immature about most things until they start hitting those high numbers like 35 or 40. Hmmm …maybe that’s why women are so attracted to older guys. Walk with me…

When you’re in high school it’s always the guy that “gets you”. You fall for the type that when you look back was the prototype of your soulmate. Think about that for a moment. No seriously think about him or her for a moment. Am I right? S/he had all the basic elements of what really makes you feel relaxed, joyous and comfortable in your own skin. Then life happens. You go to college or law school. You date because it’s what expected if you want to get married or laid. And ladies you fall into this rut of depending on your education, profession or family situation it’s the same type of guy – the kid who doesn’t completely grow up until he hits his late 30s somewhere around the 40-year mark.

Now don’t get me wrong. There are plenty of guys who are quite mature. Guys in the armed forces, law enforcement, early fathers …they seem to grow up rather quickly. Life will mature you in one way or another. Hey, you think that’s why women like men in uniform? My point is collectively men tend to need a good 40 years to grow up and we love them for it.

Ok, that’s my phone. Stick around. I have a few goodies up my sleeve like the new cheap flat rate pricing you may enjoy with my girls at 1-800-298-4710 and of course the 7-minute quickie at 1-888-847-8979.

Later,
Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl
Call 1-888-669-6389. ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.

Do you admire Asian women? Some men prefer Asiatic women. I don’t know if it has to do with their features: long dark hair with a slim build or the belief that Asian women are submissive. It is probably a little of both. Whatever the reason, if you love Asian women, then call Asian Phone Sex. This phone sex number, 1-800-848-4688, connects you to all types of Asian women who are available via telephone.

At Asian Phone Sex, you have the unique opportunity to chat with sweet-talking Asian ladies from all walks of life: teenagers, college students, models, strippers and moms. My phone sex service is open 24 hours a day and staffed by women from Chinese, Japanese, Korean and Southeast Asian backgrounds.

Remember this adult chat service is only for individuals 23 years of age or older looking for hot, explicit phone sex. I accept all major credit cards including check by phone. So what are you waiting for? Call us today at 1-800-848-4688.

Meet Susan, Mia, Kim and Tina aka The Asian Foursome. They are some of my top Asian phone sex babes. Each lady is bisexual and as you can probably imagine – very hot! Mia is waiting for you:

Hey, baby! Did you miss us? Well, welcome back! And, if you are new… grrrr. It will be our pleasure to break you in because all of the ladies at Asian Phone Sex find virgin phone sex callers extremely hot and exciting. Hopefully, I won’t make an ass out of myself by saying that I am assuming you are here because you love Asian women and phonesex seems like a safe, sexy outlet to unleash among other things your wild sexual fantasies. Am, I right? Well, I hope so, because saying it made me wet. – Mia

When you call my Asian phone sex number, you will have the option to either go one on one with one of these Asian babes or you can have a virtual Asian orgy with two Asian phone sex operators. OR you can listen in and whack that ‘bad boy’ as my Asian beauties pleasure each other. The choice is yours and I aim to please! Still undecided?

Well, here’s some information you can use. I am constantly adding more ladies to my phone sex service averaging a little more than three new ladies every week. And, that’s not all. At Asian Phone Sex, I specialize in Asian ladies new to the adult business. Yeah, I have some hardcore professionals like The Asian Foursome, but I also have some new ladies who want to learn a thing or two from you!

To find out how this Asian adult chat line works, check out my Asian Phone Sex Tutorial.

Asian Phone Sex Tutorial
Have you ever experienced the gentle caress of a true Asian beauty? Here at Asian Phone Sex, you will have an opportunity to speak live with any one of our Asian phone sex operators. Our ladies are first and second-generation Chinese, Japanese, Korean…including Asian hotties from all over Southeast Asia. Accept no imitations. Call Asian Phone Sex today! Here’s what you do:

First, find a quiet and comfortable place to initiate your phone sex call. Second, place all of your favorite sex toys and your favorite lubrication within easy reach. Third, have either your credit card or checking account information handy. If you prefer to charge your chat session to your telephone we can do that too.

Got all that? Great! Now, call us and we’ll do all the rest. For hot Asian phone sex, call 1-800-848-4688.

I am giggling as I write this. Lately, I have had an inordinate number of hang-ups only to have the same gentlemen call me back a few minutes later to apologize. You see at Cheap Phone Sex there aren’t any recordings. When you dial my toll-free phone sex number, you either get me live and in-person OR you get a message indicating my current whereabouts. In other words, I don’t “do” preambles. I’m old-fashioned, old-school, low tech …yet highly personable. And that my friends are what makes Cheap Phone Sex and my various phone sex honeys so damn good.

So, when you call me, the phone will ring and the next voice you hear is mine. Say, “Hello, may I speak to Cheryl?” and I’ll take it from there.

It’s called Cheap Phone Sex for one reason – the price.
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes
Call 1-888-669-6389.

There is only one way to get a free phone sex sample: click on this link.
Don’t call my phone sex number.
Don’t call my girls’ phone sex number.
Don’t write me or tweet me.
Just click on this link for a free phone sex sample.
Don’t ask your friends.
Don’t ask my friends.
Don’t try to google it.
The only way to get a free phone sex call is to click on this link.
Oh, the link won’t hurt you.
Nothing will pop-up.
It’s the only way to get a free phone sex sample.
So, just click this link.
No one will sell your information.
No one will steal your money.
No one will do anything shady.
Just click this link if you want a free phone sex sample.
There are scores of women, men, couples and shemales to chose from. Hell, if I am not too busy you might even be able to reach me (submissives use this link).
In case you missed it I will say it one more time: if you want a free phone sex sample, click this link.
That’s the phone! Talk to you soon. xoxo Cheryl


1-888-847-8979
7-min phone sex quickie
1-800-636-4200
local women for chat, dating and possibly more
1-800-298-4710
phone sex request line …women, men, shemales and couples
asians, amateurs, blacks, dominatrixes, redheads, MILFs and everything else

A few weeks ago I brought back the Erotic Stories section and I need a little help. Before adding any more phone sex stories I want to be certain that there isn’t anything too extreme lurking in the archives. So I am asking my erotic story lovers to take a peek at the story archives and see if there is anything in there that shouldn’t be. I am 125% certain that there is nothing in the archives suggesting any of the characters are under the legal age. If you see that or anything discussing ‘family fun’ or animals, let me know so that I may remove it. I took a quick look and didn’t find anything but you never know.

This weekend I am available for calls. Feel free to call me at my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. Regular callers may also purchase a Cheap Phone Sex Package.

Talk to you soon.

A number of you have asked me to give you the details about my recent weight loss. I have always maintained what I consider a very healthy 114-115 pounds. Well, earlier this year while poking around YouTube much to my joy I found the TED Talks channel and watched Dr. William Li’s talk about anti-angiogenesis. Y’all know I have the Big C in my family and I am always listening for new ideas to keep those genes dormant. Not that I have the gene should any health insurance adjuster or NSA dude happen upon this page. Just kidding. Seriously though, I don’t have the gene.

I watched Dr. Li’s video the first week of April and slowly added some of the foods on his list to my meals. And I do mean some because I already had quite a few on my list of good things to eat because I picked up Dr. Furhman’s book about healthy eating. At the time he called it GOMBBS (greens, onions, mushrooms, beans, berries, and seeds). Where was I? I went to my bi-annual physician’s appointment around April 30th and from May 1st until May 15th I ate the following:

For breakfast I had 2 eggs scrambled in 1 tablespoon of coconut oil seasoned with salt, black pepper, and turmeric and about a cup of lightly cooked spinach or kale and mushrooms seasoned with apple cider vinegar. After eating this I was full until my next meal. I really had no desire to have lunch but would eat some berries or make what I call healthy oatmeal cookies with dark chocolate. For dinner, I used a little bit of olive oil, sauteed onions, mushrooms and garlic seasoned with salt, black pepper, cinnamon, cloves, and turmeric. Added a little tomato paste, spinach or broccoli, some water from the cooked beans and then 1 cup of drained beans. I would have a slice of homemade bread and seasoned the stew with half a lime. With every meal and snack I drank hot white tea. On Fridays, I ate whatever I wanted. In addition, I had my weekly bar-b-que because …well not having BBQ is just plain wrong and I believe un-American, definitely un-Southern. Then there was Sunday dinner which can be anything from fried chicken to pork chops. I think on the Sundays in question I had fried chicken with cabbage and candied yams and on the second Sunday meatloaf with garlic mashed potatoes and collards.

On May 16th I weighed myself and found I had dropped 10 pounds. I visited my doctor again just to make certain everything was OK because given my size 10 pounds is a lot to lose in 2 weeks. I continued losing weight and now more than a month later it seems to have stabilized around 104 pounds.

Here’s the thing: I did not deny myself any food and I most certainly did not increase or change my exercise routine. The only thing I did was make certain some of the anti-angiogenic foods on Dr. Li’s list were added to every meal. For example I add turmeric to everything! I remember ordering a pepperoni pizza and before diving in I sprinkled turmeric all over it.

I’m not a doctor. I can’t and won’t give any medical advice to anyone. All I can do is say this: I added some of these foods to my meals for one specific reason and ended up losing 10+ pounds, a few inches and a couple of dress sizes. So, who wants to take me shopping?

I titled this post Eating to Keep You Sexy. If you don’t know this by now, you will learn it today: you have to eat to lose weight. Several years ago I went on a 20+ day water fast. No I didn’t do it to lose weight. I did it for spiritual reasons. During that water fast I lost less than I did adding these anti-angiogenic foods to my meals. After the fast, I had to watch everything I ate for 8 weeks because going on a fast or depriving yourself of nutrients wrecks havoc with your metabolism. Please don’t fast to lose weight or deprive yourself of food hoping to lose a few pounds. You are only losing water weight and destroying muscle. In other words, you’re making yourself sick and a dehydrated person with no muscle is not sexy. Soooooo eat to stay sexy.

That is my phone!

The Very Sexy and Svelte Cheryl
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes
Call toll-free 1-888-669-6389.

1. Have your credit card ready.
I take debit, credit and gift cards with the Visa, Mastercard, Discover or American Express logo. Remember it’s only $12 for 15-minutes and should you desire more time the cost is 80 cents/min.

2. Get nice and comfortable.
Make certain you are in a location where no one will interrupt us and you can be as loud as you want to be. Personally, I like it when you’re having fun and you aren’t shy when expressing yourself.

3. Call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389.
When you hear my voice don’t cum immediately. It’s ok if it happens. You’ll just have to cum twice. I suggest you save it for later, but please do enjoy the stiffening of your cock as I approve your credit card and we begin our session. The anticipation is intoxicating and can be quite sexy.

Now sit back, relax and have fun. I will be your pleasure guide throughout our phone sex call.

The most popular form of phone sex is without a doubt domination. Now some guys are quick to say that they aren’t into whips and chains, but phone sex domination isn’t that. Well, it can be if that is what makes you happy. Allow me to explain …

The best way to think of it is to think of domination as a spectrum of sorts. On one end are ball gags and chastity belts and on the opposite end is that smart, well-dressed hottie at work who you wish would seduce you while working late. See? Domination has its place for everyone including you.

How many of you have wished that your lover would initiate sex from time to time? Would take over in the lovemaking? Would change it up a bit? Well, you aren’t alone and phone sex with a domme definitely fits that bill.

Whether you are into soft domination e.g., the sexy boss lady, the stern horny teacher or the refuses to accept no buxom nosey neighbor, or you are into the extreme ‘lifestyle’ e.g., femdom training sessions, forced feminization or cock, and ball torture, my phone sex service covers it all. To get started all you have to do is tell one of the hostesses what you like and if you are new to the genre ask for a sensual mistress who will hold your hand through your first lesson.

To begin a phone sex session, call 1-800-965-8743. The name of the game is domination. Here the women are the ones who make the demands. Your only preoccupation will be their desires, their wants, their enjoyment…get the point? It is not about you. It never was. Remember, when it comes to dominatrix phone sex, you do not matter. For the first time in a long time or ever, you will know the feeling of being wanted just for your body. Your sole purpose is to entertain my dominant phone sex mistresses.

Keep in mind that my dominate phone sex babes do not specialize in anything. However, they do everything extremely well. Call my toll free number and explain to the hostess (dispatcher) what kind of training you seek. Again, that number is 1-800-965-8743 or try a free training session: femdom or sensual domme.

Ok, that’s my phone. Talk to you soon!

Cheryl, Owner/Operator of Cheap Phone Sex
It’s ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes
Call toll-free, 1-888-669-6389

A blind man accidentally walks into a fishmonger’s place of business. Someone brushes passed him and he says, “Good morning, ma’am.” I mentioned this fish joke several years back. It still makes me chuckle.

The fact is good pussy does smell like good fish. Matter of fact the similarities between pussy and fish are astounding. After browsing around a few well-known cooking sites, I found several tips regarding what one should look for when buying fish. You tell me if this doesn’t sound like a pussy.

1. The color should be a rich red, clean and shiny. Looks like pussy.
2. The meat should be resilient to the touch. Feels like pussy.
3. The smell should be like clean water or fresh fruit. Smells like pussy.

I am a fish expert and didn’t even know it! Hey, I may not know how to buy a good melon and at times cannot figure out which tomatoes are ripe enough for the sauce I’m making, but damn it, apparently, I know good pussy …uh fish when I see it. Now the only question is, do you?

Cheryl
Good Pussy Inc. aka Cheap Phone Sex
Call 1-888-669-6389 ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-mins
More good pussy is available 24/7 or try a free phone sex call with even more pussies.

When you get into the adult entertainment business, you are advised to specialize in one niche. Besides phone sex (at an affordable price aka cheap) I chose the Asian genre. To say the very least I know a lot about Asian women and their admirers from models and porn stars to movies and strip clubs.

Tell me if you have ever experienced the gentle caress of a true Asian beauty. When you call my Asian Phone Sex line you will have an opportunity to speak live with any one of my Asian phone sex operators. My ladies are first and second-generation Chinese, Japanese, Korean and include Asian hotties from all over Southeast Asia. Accept no imitations and call Asian Phone Sex today. The toll-free number is 1-800-848-4688.

Whether you are familiar with the sweet honey kisses of an Asian lover or would like to experience Asian lust for the first time, you are going to love Asian Phone Sex. Most of my ladies are bisexual and all of them are extremely hot. At Asian Phone Sex, you will find sexy, uninhibited Asian women who will whisper sweet nothings to you right over your telephone!

My ladies work – if you can call it that – from the comfort of their homes. They are wives, girlfriends, college students, businesswomen, models and former “professionals”. For live Asian Phone Sex call my toll-free number, 1-800-848-4688. Think of it as Asian porn at your fingertips.

When you call my Asian Phone Sex number, you will have the option to either go one on one with any these Asian babes or you can have a virtual Asian orgy with two Asian hotties. If you are shy or just don’t feel like talking, you may also listen in and whack that bad boy as my Asian beauties pleasure each other. The choice is yours and I aim to please. Still undecided? Touch this link for a free Asian phone sex call.

All phone sex calls are private and confidential. Credit cards and checks are accepted.

Cheryl
The Queen Bee of Asian Phone Sex
Open 24/7, 1-800-848-4688 OR try a 7-min quickie, 1-888-847-8979
Still undecided? Get 3 free mins of phone sex or webcam with a real Asian beauty

Oh boy! Whether you realize it or not there is a huge difference between a phone sex service and a chat company. Huge! First, there is the issue of where lines can be advertised. While on Twitter I noticed several members of the community complaining and poking fun at the “phone sex” ads running on television during the late-night hours. As a phone sex owner, I was naturally curious because you can’t advertise phone sex aka live 1-on-1 explicit conversation on television. Nope. You can’t. You can advertise on a paid cable channel, but no one (and I mean no one) is going to allow me to advertise Cheap Phone Sex on ABC or NBC or CBS or any non-cable station. And even then it’s not going to happen.

So, what’s with all those ads of the woman wearing tight-fitting clothes sitting on the bed talking about how she found this guy on …Did you see what happened? She went out on a date with some dude. I’m going to break some hearts but in phone sex you don’t meet your clients. There’s another name for that and those ads are definitely not permitted on television. I mean you won’t even find them on a sex channel. Matter of fact I have never seen an advertisement on the back of a porn video. Hmmm …where do they advertise? I digress.

Those late-night ads are datelines and chatlines dressed up to seem like a little more than what they actually are. Call this number, 1-800-636-4200, it’s to a chatline. What happens is you set up voicemail box, create a greeting and adults within 5-50 miles of you listen and respond. The number is advertised to women in magazines like Better Homes and Garden, Woman’s Day, People and US Weekly. Have you ever seen a phone sex ad in US Weekly? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Another reason why I am going over the distinction between phone sex lines and chatlines is lately I have noticed a lot of chatlines popping up claiming to offer “cheap phone sex” for as low as 25 cents per minute or for free. You should know by now that free phone sex is a myth. Again, this is not live 1-on-1 phone sex as you can find here at Cheap Phone Sex or with any of my phone sex girls. What they are offering is for you to set up a voicemail box to potentially meet adults in your area. That’s not phone sex.

Don’t get me wrong. Chatlines do serve a purpose. I wouldn’t run one if it didn’t. It’s just not phone sex. If you call my chatline, 1-800-636-4200, you have an option to meet adults in your area and an opportunity to be forwarded on to one of my phone sex girls. It costs nothing to set-up a box, pennies on the dollar to chat with women in the chatrooms and the average rate to have an explicit conversation with one of my phone sex girls.

To summarize, unless you are reading a porno magazine, watching a porno movie or on a porno site that ad you’re reading or watching is either a dateline or chatline. And if you join one of these chatlines masquerading as a phone sex service and they require you to set up a voicemail box to “meet singles” that my friends are a date/chatline. Got it?

Cheryl
We can “chat”, but then after we’re going to have phone sex.
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-mins, call 1-888-669-6389

In the late 1970s Gloria Leonard, former adult film star, became the publisher of High Society. The magazine had for its use several 976 numbers and originally the numbers were used to announce upcoming issues, some of the featured women would write/read little scripts and on occasion, Gloria shared her own sexual fantasies. A Supreme Court case later and the rest is history.

Today, there are 5 large phone sex companies ($25M+), a dozen or so mid-size companies ($1-25M), about 50 smaller entities ($250K-$1M) and tons and tons of “single girl” type phone sex businesses.

Just about anyone who owns a phone sex business started out as a phone sex operator. You can not become the boss unless you have done ‘it’. Most women learn the phone sex business by working for someone else. Some ladies are quite happy taking calls and having someone else worry about the business end. Others prefer to go their separate ways and start their own phone sex service.

Single Girl Phone Sex Businesses.
Usually, a single girl service is owned and operated by one phone sex operator. She processes your financial information and does the phone sex call with you. Over time she may either contract or make strategic alliances with “friends” that you may call if she is unavailable for whatever reason.

Pros: Highly personalized.
Cons: Limited pool of phone sex operators.

Small Phone Sex Businesses.
Here is an issue of scalability. More women are hired, more sites are purchased and developed and to handle the call volume various technology is employed to track and manage calls. Depending on the set-up, the person you do the call with process your credit card information or a dispatcher will capture your information and forward your phone sex lady.

Pros: 24-hour availability
Cons: Loses a bit of personalized service.

Mid-Size Phone Sex Companies.
When you call you get an automated prompt, a bonded dispatcher or a mixture of both. Once your credit card is approved you usually have an opportunity to chat with the dispatch about any specials, who is available and what is new.

Pros: More payment options, a large pool of operators, personalized service and 24-hour availability

Large Phone Sex Companies.
These phone sex companies are so large meaning they are processing some many calls a day that the calls are automated. You, the caller, dials the phone sex number and are prompted to enter either your credit card or check information. Once approved, you are then forwarded to the next phone sex woman in line.

Anyone who has ever called a phone sex line has more than likely called one of these companies.

Pros: Checks are almost always accepted.
Cons: You never have an opportunity to chose, other than fetish type, the person with whom you speak.

and then there is the Hushes® phone sex line. Simply call 1-800-298-4710 and chat live with a hot phone sex operator you chose. Open 24/7 including holidays.

Cheap Phone Sex is not a gimmick. Unfortunately the phrase “cheap phone sex” is a highly competitive search term and as such a number of phone sex companies that are anything but cheap show up in your search results. I understand your needs. You want to have a little fun but you don’t want to lose your shirt. Well, not that way. You want something affordable, enjoyable and maybe even a little sinful. Well, I’ll get to the enjoyable and sinful part in another blog post. Right now the focus is on affordable phone sex.

At the end of the day what one considers cheap or affordable is rather subjective. However when you consider the average phone sex rate is $1.99 per minute that gives you an idea of the baseline e.g., what is cheap and what is ridiculous. If the average is $1.99/minute then it’s fair to say that anything above that price is more than the average. Have you ever considered anything that costs more than the average to be cheap? Neither have I.

I think we can all agree that anything under the average price of $1.99/minute is cheap. Ok cheaper. I will argue that anything under a buck is cheap. At Cheap Phone Sex the price is 80 cents per minute. That’s much less than $1 and less than half the average phone sex rate. So, when I named this site, Cheap Phone Sex, and market my phone sex site as offering cheap, affordable rates, rest assured it isn’t a con, a gimmick or a pathetic way to game the search engines. Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is the real deal – affordable and accurate pricing.

Now let’s talk about the stuff I can only say over the telephone. Remember it’s ONLY $12 for 15-Mins. Call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. If you prefer, my phone sex girls are available as is the option to try a free phone sex call.

It seems everyone has a post or article about how to have great phone sex with your lover. Ok. One needs advice on that? I mean everyone masturbates and phone sex is a form of masturbation. If it’s “good” phone sex, then it’s mutual masturbation unless you are some sort of a phone flasher. What guys really need to know is how to have phone sex with a professional phone sex hottie.

First, have your credit card information ready. Before calling know what you want to talk about and after your credit card is approved tell the phone sex operator in one sentence. Here are some possible topics:

My boss has a great ass and I want to know how it feels around my dick; or,
My neighbor sunbathes in the nude. Next time I want to be there between her legs; or, I think my wife is cheating. I want to catch her in the act and join in; or,
I am in the parking lot and I want you to listen to me cum; and finally the fan favorite, I want a beautiful woman to touch herself and let me hear you orgasm.

Obviously, if you are into something extreme, make damn sure you are calling a “no taboo” phone sex service. In other words, talk to one of my bitches.

Second? Well, there isn’t a second. If you call the right phone sex service all you have to do is pay for the call, tell them what you want to talk about and everything else is handled. It is really that simple.

Cheryl, the Queen Bee of Really Good Phone Sex
Call 1-888-669-6389, ONLY $12 for 15-mins.

Some of you may not know this but I bake a loaf of bread every day. I do it for several reasons. First, I love the smell of bread baking in the oven and the sweet aroma of fresh-baked bread after you slice the first piece. Second, I am cheap (but you know that). From a 5 lb bag of flour, I can make about 14 or 15 loaves of bread. That’s a $5 bag of King Arthur Flour for 15 loaves of delicious extremely healthy (no preservatives or scientific-sounding ingredients in my stuff) bread you would pay at least $3 a loaf at the supermarket or local bakery. Third, working that dough gives me quite a workout. It keeps my fingers agile and strong and my hands nice and soft. And we all know what strong, agile fingers and soft hands is good for doing, don’t we? LOL. Now, aren’t you glad I bake bread? Tomorrow I may tell you what I do with cucumbers.

It’s called Cheap Phone Sex for one reason – the price.
ONLY $12 for 15-mins, call 1-888-669-6389
OR call my phone sex girls OR try a free phone sex sample.

Over the years I have found phone sex and the entire adult entertainment industry to be a lifestyle unto itself. Think for a moment about your day to day activities. You go to work, maybe hang out with friends or family after work and plan to do something over the weekend or whenever you aren’t working. Basically, you plan your life around your job. What if your job was your passion?

Some of you are fortunate enough to “work” 40+ hours a week doing something for which you have a great deal of passion. For example, I have a friend who owns a winery. She knows everything about wine. She travels all over the world tasting the best wines and learning how to improve her stock. She loves her job (if you want to call it that) to the point that it is no longer a job or even a career but a lifestyle. Whereby her winery is more than just making a living but encompasses an appreciation of her work to the point of becoming an expert and teaching others the benefits of what she produces.

I feel the same way about my phone sex business, Cheap Phone Sex, with one big difference: my company is about service not product. Every day I meet new people with interesting stories that for the most part would make even marines blush. It’s something that I enjoy, am quite good at doing and have managed to successfully walk the fine line between business and pleasure. Hmmm …no wonder phone sex professionals are so much better at this than amateurs.

So, when you call Cheap Phone Sex, keep in mind that this is not my job or just another phone sex company, it’s a lifestyle. Uh oh. The phone is ringing. Is it you?

Cheryl
Only $12 for 15-Mins, Call 1-888-669-6389
Or call one of my phone sex girls maybe try a free phone sex sample.

The best times to reach me are between 8 AM and 8 PM Eastern. This is the time I dedicate to answering phone sex calls. Occasionally I am available outside the posted hours. However, the best times, my “guaranteed to get me” times are from 8 AM until 8 PM Eastern.

Got it? That’s my phone!

Cheryl, Owner/Operator of Cheap Phone Sex
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About this time of year, I try a polyphasic sleep schedule which means sleeping many times within a 24-hour period. I have done it every year since 2008 and enjoy it immensely but not as much as my normal bedtime routine. The way a polyphasic schedule works is every 4 to 6 hours you take a 20-30 minute nap. The end result is you sleep 2-3 hours a day. I know it sounds a little out there but it does work. I usually adopt this schedule to coincide with a large summer project. This year’s project is something I have wanted to do ever since I got into the adult entertainment business and I am extremely excited to finally tackle it. What is it? Well, that’s a secret to be shared at a later date.

My old uberman sleep schedule gives me the ability to take phone sex calls essentially 24 hours a day. For those of you who missed our late night talks, well, here’s your opportunity to have fun and giggle again with me into the wee hours of the morning. New phone sex callers remember you must be at least 23 to call, I only take credit/debit and gift cards and I don’t tolerate any bullshit.

There’s the phone!

Cheryl
Cheap Phone Sex
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Recently I received a question regarding my 23 rule. G- wanted to know if my age requirement was arbitrary because most of phone sex companies he used allowed people 18 and older to call. Well, to chat with any of the ladies who work for me 18 is the age requirement, however, to chat with me and just me that’s when the ’23 rule’ comes into play with one exception – active duty military.

When I first started Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl most jurisdictions required one to be 18 to participate in a phone sex call, several had an age requirement of 21 and exactly 5 areas had an age requirement of 23. Without going into the legal hangups I decided to make 23 my age requirement because it covered all jurisdictions. There were a few personal reasons too. Based on my experience I found guys 18-22 tended to mismanage their money and to be quite frank I am not that interested in talking to a guy who is barely legal.

Active duty military is the exception for obvious reasons. Most guys in the service who call are calling on or near a base and those areas are almost always 18+. Also, these guys have a steady paycheck so they can afford my phone sex session and the military grows a guy up real fast which always makes the calls hot and steamy. But I digress.

So, G- I hope that answers your question.

– Cheryl
It’s called Cheap Phone Sex for one reason – the price.
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I am not talking about the free phone sex you have with your wife, girlfriend or lover which when you think about it isn’t really free at all. Guys who have phone sex with their significant other ends up paying in other ways – usually guilt. My own girlfriends’ guilt trip their husbands into spending more time with the in-laws, house projects and pricey gifts because …allow me to quote …”I had phone sex with you even though I was tired.” OR “I gave into your sexual fantasies by having phone sex with you.” OR (my personal favorite) “I had phone sex with you like a common whore.” Oh noes! Can’t treat the wife like a whore. Phone sex with your lover definitely has strings attached – messy, expensive, time-consuming guilt-ridden strings. No, I am not talking about that kind of “free” phone sex. I’ll leave that for marriage counselors and psychologists.

This conversation is about the elusive “free phone sex” with a professional phone sex operator which is a myth. Frankly, I am amazed that so many sex sites get away with this kind of chicanery. They promise free phone sex BUT when you read the fine print you have to give them something in return. That something is either money or information. Sharing a little information on a sex site in exchange for a free phone sex call seems fairly innocuous, but it’s a huge mistake. These companies (usually foreign) take your information and sell it to mailing lists and sometimes depending on how much information they get from you to purveyors of some truly shady stuff like identify theft. Once they have your information you may or may not be able to obtain your call. Most of the time the number isn’t to a professional phone sex operator at all but rather some woman in another country who typically speaks little English and was not hired to talk about sex over the telephone. Money is easy. Lots of good phone sex companies reward loyal customers with free minutes or even free phone sex calls. It’s good business and phone sex clients welcome this type of customer appreciation. It’s when random sex sites offer you a free phone sex call when you purchase something or another that things go dreadfully wrong. How? Usually, the purchase is a free trial that converts to a monthly membership to a sex site or service and more than likely is very difficult to cancel. At the end of the day, someone is either cashing in on your information or planning to sneak in a few credit card charges. Here’s the kicker: you never get the “free” phone sex call.

The whole thing is pretty pathetic, and what really chaps my hide is that this kind of stuff gives my industry a bad name. Note that I referred to the offending sites as “sex sites”. These aren’t phone sex sites. Phone sex owners/operators offer to good customers free minutes and calls all the time. These sites are offering other forms of adult entertainment usually subscriptions and are using phone sex as a way to entice customers into joining their site. So, let’s not confuse those sex sites with sites that are 100% dedicated to the art of phone sex.

As I have mentioned before there is only one company that offers a free 3-minute phone sex call no strings attached. Their business model is simple. They believe that you will enjoy the ease of using their platform so much and appreciate the fact that all the women, men, shemales and couples available are all independent operators with various skills and rates ranging from 55 cents/minute on up that you will add this phone sex service to your cheatsheet of available operators. They really believe in their model to the point that they give you $5 to spend 3 minutes with any phone sex operator on their system. And this my friends is as close as you will ever get to a free phone sex call with a professional phone sex operator.

Stop chasing windmills, and enjoy a free phone sex call with the operator of your choice. Choose wisely.

– Cheryl

Remember it’s called Cheap Phone Sex due to the rates.
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.
Call toll-free 1-888-669-6389, talk to other phone sex women or try a free sample.

Too many times my phone rings and it is a potential phone sex caller wondering among other things if I am available. Really? Seriously? This is a phone sex business. When you call my toll-free number one of two things is going to happen you are either going to get a phone sex call or …wait for it …you are going to get a phone sex call. There is always someone here who can take your call. So, please, do not call to “check if anyone is there”. Cheap Phone Sex is a business that is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year e.g., 24/7/365. Now if you have a question about the phone sex service poke around the site, use the search function or if you still need an answer to your question ask via the feedback form. 1-888-669-6389 is for clients and potential admirers ready for a phone sex session right this minute. So let’s keep the line open for these guys.

Oh, that’s the phone!

Cheryl, owner/operator of Cheap Phone Sex
Call 1-888-669-6389. It’s ONLY $12 for 15-Mins.

Call it an occupational hazard but I watch a lot of dirty movies. When I first got into the adult entertainment business I didn’t watch much, but then I wanted to know who my phone sex callers found sexy and admired. Plus the adult webmaster conventions I frequent offered me opportunities to meet some of the most popular adult film stars and I wanted to make certain I was up-to-date on their “work” before meeting any of them. Besides any female producer, director or porn star I may be the only woman in America who really knows “porn”.

As a connoisseur allow me to share with you some places where you can obtain free, legal visual stimulants. The guys running these sites are “porn” lovers themselves: RedTube, PornHub, and PornoTube. The people who run PornoTube own one of the largest XXX video companies in the world. If you are looking to own a particular video 9 times out of 10 they have it. Check them out.

Dirty movies, phone sex …all you need is a nap after and you have a perfect day dalliance.

Talk to you soon!

Cheryl, Owner/Operator of Cheap Phone Sex
Call 1-888-669-6389 for 15-Mins of phone sex for ONLY $12 BUCKS

I am going through a number of questions and comments regarding my service, Cheap Phone Sex, here is one from a caller which is timely considering the weather is changing which means changes to our bodies. If you have a question or comment about the site, me or the phone sex industry, ask via my feedback form. In the meantime here’s a question from D-.

Dear Cheryl,

My wife’s skin is like leather, especially during the winter months. I know your skin is soft and buttery. Do you have any advice on how I can get my wife’s skin as soft and supple like your own? – D

Well D-, thank you for the compliment. Yes, I do receive a number of favorable comments from both men and women regarding my appearance and my skin gets rave reviews. Most women will tell you that a good skin routine is something you start in your teenage years. You didn’t say anything else about your lover’s skin except for the apparent dryness so I am assuming that everything else is fine.

D-, this is a trick that has immediate results and if you do it right can be very sexy. What I am talking about here is a nice hot bath. Sexy, right? Surprise the woman in your life and draw her a steamy bath. You don’t need to do anything fancy. If you have kids or whatever, just giving her time to lay back and soak may be just what the doctor ordered. Oh, the dryness …add a half cup to a cup of salt. I prefer sea salt but I suppose kosher salt and regular table salt will do.

The salt hydrates the skin and when she exits the tub her skin will be so soft and creamy, she’ll ask what you put in the water and will more than likely make it a part of her regular routine. So that’s the trick – salt.

Yesterday I reminded everyone about how important this election is if only for your dick’s future opportunities. In case you still didn’t get the point of no pussy.

Talk to you soon!

Cheryl
It’s called Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl because I’m Cheryl and my phone sex prices are affordable aka cheap. Just call 1-888-669-6389. My rate is ONLY $12 for 15-Mins.

I spoke about this earlier in the year but apparently, you did not hear me. So I will say it again: when women do not have access to birth control it means no pussy for you.

Women enjoy sex as much as men do. The difference between the sexes is an issue of frequency. The reason I am and thus Cheap Phone Sex is so popular and my many phone sex wenches are so wanted is because men want sex all the time. Admit it. No matter what you are doing at the moment if a beautiful woman happened by – available and ready for some fun – you would move your schedule to accommodate that particular activity. So if women enjoy sex as much as men why the frequency gap? It’s called the double standard.

We are all aware of the double standard. Men who are sexually “experienced” are viewed as manly and virile. All the other guys want to be him. Women who are “experienced” are whores and other women will do anything in their power to avoid that moniker. It’s this double standard which society reinforces and is behind the frequency issue. You see no woman wants to go to the supermarket or have brunch on Sunday wearing the whore moniker. You can’t shop with your mother or attend a dinner party with friends if everyone knows you are a whore. When people know you are a whore it’s hard to be taken seriously at work, both men and women take advantage of your status and well it isn’t pretty. Just think of poor Hester Prynne.

Now I am a whore expert. I can spot one a mile off. Others engage in the sport of whore sightseeing by analyzing what the alleged whore wears, personal grooming habits of the whore, how quickly the whore is promoted, the whore’s late-night activities, etc., but one sure-fire way to spot a whore is the baby bump. Oh yes! No ring, no longterm boyfriend and yet a baby – whore alert!

Let’s review. Women like sex, women will do anything to prevent being perceived as a whore and a baby without a father in the picture is a whore trait everyone accepts.

Soooo if women do not have access to birth control, you are not getting laid. You most certainly are not going to get laid any more than you do now. Think about that for a moment and then go vote.

That’s the phone!

Cheryl, the hottie who runs Cheap Phone Sex
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Or try one of my phone sex ladies or get a free phone sex sample

Will you be my porn star? That’s the question Representative Allen West asked his wife in a handwritten letter. Before I continue let’s get a little background: Allen West is an outspoken Teabagger with a long military history that ended abruptly. The best summary I have heard to date regarding West’s quick exit from the army comes from Patrick Murphy’s recent ad: “West was criminally charged with violating the Uniform Code of Military Justice, found guilty of three counts of aggravated assault and relieved of his command. The final Army report: West ‘performed illegal acts … merited court-martial … faced 11 years in prison’…” In other words, something bad happened in Iraq and Allen West was forced out of the military. He received an honorable discharge and as an officer was offered retirement.

You guys know me. I will never Monday morning quarterback any American for something that happened in the war zone. Never. The DoD handled it, I stand by their decision and as far as I am concerned this chapter is closed EXCEPT for the letter. About the time that West’s professional career was coming to an end his personal life was quite “healthy”.

Somehow the folks at Gossip Extra obtained a copy of Allen West’s 2003 letter to his wife Dr. Angela West who is a trustee at Florida Atlantic University. First, points to Allen for writing a sexy letter to his wife. Although a copy of the entire letter has been forwarded to West’s campaign manager only bits and pieces have been shared with the sex-starved public. After describing some of his “non-negotiable” intimate requirements, West writes,” I do not want to hear ‘no’ or ‘we’ll see about that.’ I want my fantasies to be with you. God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want.” He then asks, ”Angela, I need to know, are you committed to being my porn star?” I am thinking Valentine’s Day in the West house is very interesting.

Personally, I believe Allen West had a complete meltdown in Iraq and after the forced retirement drank a kegger of kool-aid which explains why he is a Teabagger, the one shining light I see in his miserable political existence is the fact that he is married to a smart, hottie and there is mutual love between them. Plus they’re freaky deeky!

That’s the phone. Hopefully, it’s you.
– Cheryl
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Yesterday I found myself running away from conversations. Yes, AWAY! You see apparently every woman in the free world caught the 60 Minutes interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger. The former governor of California has written a book about his life. He talks about his many, many, many sexual encounters with women other than his wife, Maria Shriver, including the one with the family maid, Mildred.

Watch the interview and notice the part where Leslie Stahl asks him what he thought about having sex with the maid, Mildred, and then 9 months later she had a baby. It’s a fair question IF you believe his lie that the sexual encounter “just happened” and it was only once. Is there any woman in America besides, Maria Shriver, who believes Arnold screwed Mildred once? Schwarzenegger starts talking and then he does that thing. Ladies, you know what I am talking about. It’s that look that EVERY guy gets when he realizes he said too much about another pussy. See it? He must have been screwing the maid before, during and after the pregnancy.

There is a lot more in the interview that people could poke fun at or harp on, but I want to comment on one thing – this is a love story. I remember when Maria Shriver married Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was one of those fantasy weddings. You could tell that she was very much in love. I remember when she went through some sort of exercise routine and seemed to change before our eyes but mellowed out once the children came. I remember when women came forward and said Arnold was sexually inappropriate with them and Maria defended him. I listened to Maria. I knew the women were telling the truth BUT I also knew Maria believed her husband. I remember when Maria moved out of the house and filed divorce papers and has yet to finalize the divorce. He’s a flawed man and she loves him.

I think most women who watch the 60 Minutes interview will hate Arnold Schwarzenegger and feel sorry for Maria Shriver. Don’t do it! Yeah, Arnold is a son of a bitch, but come on! Even dogs know not to shit where they eat. Maria needed to keep him on a tight leash at the very least in her own house. She may not have been able to do it before, but now that he is a pariah, it’s checkmate.

That’s the phone! Talk to you soon.
Cheryl, ONLY $12 BUCK for 15-mins
Call 1-888-669-6389

A long time ago back when the internet was called the world wide web I started this phone sex site. The most difficult part of the whole enterprise was coming up with a name. To be brutally honest I am not very clever when it comes to names. Matter of fact I am quite boring in that I usually use some derivative of my own name. After several weeks I pussied out and decided to call this phone sex site by what it offers, cheap, affordable phone sex. Affordable Phone Sex would have given me top listings in the all but forgotten directories of yesterday but it wasn’t the right search term for guys. I mean women look for affordable shoes or affordable restaurants or affordable cars. But guys? Guys don’t think of “affordable” when looking for anything related to their dicks. Am I right? When it comes to your penis, you want quality and if the price happens to be affordable, then it’s a win-win.

The best compliment I have received in this business is from the folks over at Jane’s Guide. When they reviewed my site they said, “There seems to be truth in advertising.” It galls me to see other sites use the search term “cheap phone sex” for services starting at $2.50/min to as high as $6.99/min. In what universe is that cheap? It pains me to read the fine print on some of these sites promising phone sex at something under $1 only to find there is a connection fee of nearly $10 every 10 or 20 mins. That isn’t cheap. It’s a rip-off. It kills me to hear new callers tell nightmarish stories of other phone sex companies that have offered cheap rates but charged exorbitant fees providing poor services to boot. All of these things give everyone in the phone sex business and the adult entertainment community at large a bad name.

At Cheap Phone Sex when you talk with me, the price is always $12 for 15-minutes. That’s 80 cents a minute. If you would like to talk longer than 15-minutes each additional minute is a mere 80 cents. There are no hidden fees or ridiculous connection charges. In the 10 plus years, I have had this site I have only had one person complain about the price. Tens of thousands of customers and one complaint, I like those odds.

It’s called Cheap Phone Sex not because the service is shoddy or the talent is sub-par but because the phone sex rates are affordable. Here Cheap Phone Sex means great rates that anyone can afford, great service where your business is appreciated and complete confidentiality. Did I mention fun? Got it? Good.

That’s my phone. Talk to you soon!
– Cheryl
1-888-669-6389
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-mins
Call 10AM – 6PM EST, otherwise try one of my girls, or a free sample

Lately, I have been inundated with this question. Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! At Cheap Phone Sex whenever you chat with me, Cheryl, the price of a phone sex call is ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. You do the math. That’s 80 cents per minute. If you would like to talk longer, don’t fret each additional minute is 80 cents. Remember at Cheap Phone Sex there are no hidden fees, no connection charges, and absolutely no bullshit. Seriously, do I look like the type of girl that puts up with a lot of mess?

If you have a question, about me or my phone sex site or my many, many phone sex bitches, don’t call. The phone is for guys who are ready to do a call now. Instead ask your question via the feedback form. All answers are posted right here. As an added bonus I have included a section where you can (if you want) get a free phone sex sample.

Years ago quite by accident, I caught an episode of CBS’ reality show Big Brother. As the name, Big Brother implies someone is watching the contestants’ every move. It was the summer before 9/11 and I believe the show was in season 4. I became interested because of who would later become the half-million-dollar winner, Jun Song. Miss Song intrigued me. She was sweet and seemed concerned about the welfare of all her housemates but in the background, she had another agenda. She caught my eye because she played both sides so brilliantly that I couldn’t stop watching.

I never watched a full season of Big Brother until last year. I suppose now I should tell you about the show. Off the top of my head, I believe the reality show has 16 contestants who live in a house with hundreds of cameras recording everything they do. From week to week a contestant is voted out of the house and in between evictions there are contests to determine what everyone eats and where they sleep. There are also prizes for trips and cold hard cash. The grand prize goes to the last person standing in the amount of $500,000. Not sure what the runner-up gets but I think that’s a nice overview. Now last year in addition to watching the show on CBS I opted for the 24/7 live feeds and I noticed something that had been talked about on the boards. The edited show is very different from the live feeds. So much so that I stopped watching the CBS show altogether.

Last week 2 of my college friends got into an argument about the show. The source of their argument was a contestant named, Danielle. Danielle is a 23-year-old LPN from Alabama who has great hair, a pretty face, and a so-so body. Oh, she’s fuckable but I digress. Did I mention my friends work on Capitol Hill? So, the Obama supporter said Danielle has serious issues and can’t be trusted. And the Romney supporter said Danielle is a sweet Southern girl who loves Jesus and people are picking on her. After going a few rounds I chimed in and asked who was watching the feeds. I’ll give you one guess as to who was watching the feeds. Last night the 3 of us sat down and went over the unedited tape. We saw where this woman contradicted herself and told some huge whoppers. I felt kind of bad doing it because my Romney supporting friend really liked watching that show and I doubt she will ever watch it again. She will, however, be watching the feeds from now on.

So how is this like the election? Think about it. Every 4 years we have some prettied up motherfucker running for office. He always looks good, sounds good, says all the right things and no one ever goes back to the tape. No one ever looks at his record. No one ever (to quote the Wizard of Oz) tries to pull back that fucking curtain. We just keep watching these edited shows which in this case are the cable news networks, the so-called news programs, and the now laughable Sunday morning shows. We’re just like Big Brother fans. Some of us watch the show and enjoy the fantasy and some of us watch the feeds and bitch about how the show isn’t like the feeds. In other words, some of us buy the con and some of us don’t. And none of us ever as Helen Gurley Brown (may she rest in peace) often quipped “get it”.

Big Brother is a business. Politics is a business. Don’t settle for the edited version – it’s a waste of time and in politics, it can do you and your family irreparable harm.

That’s my phone! Time to make someone happy! Talk to you soon.

Cheryl, completely unedited
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Still upset over Shadow, then the storm knocked out power for a few days and I had to go home and sit with a dear friend who died too soon. I’m ready now to get back to porn, politics and phone sex.

Remember you have to be 23+ plus to call Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. The toll-free number is 1-888-669-6389 and I only take credit cards,

That’s the phone! Looks like it’s someone from outside the USA. Let me tell the poor slob that only Americans need to call. Talk to you soon.

Last week the local news was all about the weather and how hot it was within the DC metro area. On Friday everyone warned of record temperatures and mentioned – in passing – was the possibility of scattered thunderstorms. It was a footnote to the big story of 100 plus degree temperatures. Well as you know by now that 3-hour storm (which no one was expecting) crippled the nation’s capital. More than a million people were without power and as recent as this morning half a million were still without power. The utility companies are making a commitment to have everyone back up and running by Saturday. Can you imagine being in triple-digit heat for a week?

What hasn’t been reported in the local and national news is the widespread telephone outages. Some people have no dial tone, others can not call within the DC metro area and others like me can not call long-distance numbers. Those are landline phones. The cell phones were hit or miss. Some people could not connect and still, others were reduced to only being able to text their loved ones.

Me? I have power and my toll-free phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389, is always taking calls. So now you have no excuse to not call me right now.

Cheryl
1.888.669.6389
ONLY $12 for 15-Mins of Cheap Phone Sex

Two weeks ago my 16-year-old cat died. It happened fairly quickly and I was both shocked and heartbroken. I know it sounds strange to grieve over a little 10-pound cat but he meant the world to me and I miss him dearly. I named him Shadow not because of his beautiful black coat but because he was my shadow. Wherever I went he followed until he couldn’t. So, Shadow, my little man, I love you more today than I did yesterday and less than I will tomorrow.

I want to thank all of the ladies who filled in for me and my many admirers who have been so very supportive.

-Cheryl

Listen up Cheap Phone Sex fans. My toll-free number is 1-888-669-6389. You may call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. There is always someone around for a phone sex session. However, I take my first call after 10 AM ET and my last call at 5:45 PM ET. I am mentioning this because last night I received a very odd call.

While I was enjoying some much-needed beauty sleep a guy called around 1:36 AM. You are probably thinking that I have some back-up for when I am not taking phone sex calls. I do. The guy called, got the message that I am only available from 10 AM until 6 PM and was connected to a dispatcher who was supposed to hook him up with one of the available phone sex girls. Only when he spoke to my sexy, sexy hostess he “convinced” her that he had scheduled a free phone sex call with me for 1:30 AM. They went back and forth until my secretary called the “bat phone”. You guys heard me talk of my bat phone, right? No, it’s not a sexual thing. It’s a phone that I answer no matter what I am doing including sleeping. As I was sleeping, I answered the phone as follows: If you aren’t my mother, father or lawyer, something better be on fire or the country has been invaded otherwise you are fired.

My dispatcher/hostess/secretary is a very clever girl. She said 2 words. The guy’s first and last name. You see this motherfucker has a dirty habit of calling phone sex companies after-hours and “convincing” noob dispatchers that he talked to the owner earlier and he’s supposed to get a free call. He had a desire to chat with me not knowing that I am the Head Bitch In Charge (HBIC). By the time I finished with him he had soiled himself …twice. And no it wasn’t the good kind.

Never joke with me about money, never fuck with my girls and never …never wake me up. He hit the trifecta.

I get a lot of strange calls. Someone calls me every day at 6:30 AM to say, “I love you.” There’s my phantom admirer who calls around midnight leaving for a message the sound of him masturbating his well-lubed dick. These guys are admirers. Mr. Free Call was a charlatan and a wanker. And you know what I think of wankers. He won’t be calling back. I doubt he’ll ever call a phone sex service again.

That’s the phone!

Cheryl
Call 1-888-669-6389
ONLY $12 for 15-Mins or chat with one of my phone sex girls.

All American men must understand that denying women access to birth control means no pussy for you. Let me explain.

Men are attracted to smart and responsible women. A smart, responsible woman usually visits her physician twice a year. Generally, men do not have a set schedule like this and tend to visit a physician when there is a problem or a mandatory physical requirement for work such as an insurance exam. For women, their primary doctor is either a general practitioner or gynecologist or both. Why is that? For the most part ‘women’s health’ is the pussy.

When I go to the doctor the nurse measures my height, weighs me and takes my blood pressure. Sound familiar? Then s/he asks: when was your last period? They always ask this. Always. I could be in the ER having a heart attack. Before they ask for my insurance believe me when I say some motherfucker is going to ask: when was her last period?

You go to the dentist, the foot doctor, the fucking eye doctor …the question is always asked: when was your last period? Do you realize that every American woman can tell you to the minute when her last period was? Those strange red dots on the calendar and weird coded texts to the cell phone are reminders as to her LAST PERIOD. It’s worse than that. Do you have sisters? They know. Close to your mother? She knows. Got a best friend she also knows the date of your last period. You need it to get medical care in America.

Obviously, medical staff need to ask this question. You can’t crack open my chest or prescribe any pill to me without verifying if there is something growing in my womb. Yeah, I said verify.

After the nurse asks for the date of your last period, s/he hands you a cup – for your pregnancy test! You didn’t know that, did you? It doesn’t matter if your last period was 3 months, 3 days or 3 minutes ago you are going to pee in that cup. Now that I think of it I suppose the only people not getting a pregnancy test are pregnant women and the elderly.

After my forced pregnancy test the doctor gives me a pap test (to check for cancer) and goes over my prescribed medicine which includes birth control. Now, this is where it gets weird. You see I am a part of the 1% in that I am that 1% of American women of childbearing years who does not take birth control. A whopping 99% of women take some form of birth control. That means every woman you know (except me of course) is on the pill. Think about that.

You take away the pill from 99% of American women and you are never going to get laid again. Take away Plan B, EllaOne and Mifeprex there may be an entire generation of men who will never fuck or will fuck in fear of knowing that this could be the first day of an 18-year commitment. I’ll leave you with this: before Roe v Wade DNA sequencing did not exist. Today for $40 you can buy a DNA test at any drug store.

Got it? I am so sure you now understand that no birth control equals no pussy I am going to invest in some birth control stock. 99%? Damn! The other thing women do at this rate is breathe.

Cheryl
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It has been said several times that many of life’s lessons can be found in The Godfather which is one of my favorite movies. I suppose the same could be said of The Godfather trilogy as a whole. Every year I make a point to turn a rainy day into a godfather day. Do you remember?

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Focus on the simpler things in life.

Go to the mattresses. Sleep more. Fuck often.

Never go against the family. You can’t choose them, can’t shake them and when the chips are down these are the mofos who will have your back.

I believe in America. Come on! That’s the BEST.QUOTE.EVER and so true.

It was this last Godfather truism that forced me to turn off the television and radio and stop listening to the “news”. During my forced “news” fast I stumbled upon YouTube’s Gunsmoke channel. I forgot that the first 6 seasons of Gunsmoke were half-hour shows that I suspect were a toned-down version of the radio program. If you get a chance hop over to YouTube and watch the first several episodes of season one.

I don’t watch a lot of movies or television programs laced with gratuitous violence. So I don’t think I am numb to the idea. Admittedly I was a little shocked to find myself cheering on the various Gunsmoke characters who sought justice in interesting ways. For a brief moment I thought perhaps I may have completely snapped or the violence we Americans seem to embrace in media and the arts has finally gotten to me but it’s none of that. I believe I have finally topped off my bullshit meter.

Now when I see or hear something that is complete bullshit I just laugh my head off, call it what it is and get back to work. And I love what I do for a living. Speaking of which have you called today?

Cheryl
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Last week a number of my regular phone sex callers informed me that my site cheap-phone-sex.net could not be found on Yahoo or Bing. First I was shocked by the number of callers who do not use Google and instead prefer Yahoo. No biggie. As my oldest and dearest Cheap Phone Sex clients know years ago another phone sex competitor generated tens of thousands of obscene links referring to child porn and bestiality with a link to my site. Proving that a competitor CAN screw with your ranking and in the case of Yahoo (now affiliated with Bing search) your listing in the index. The result was I lost my placement in Google and was completely kicked out of whatever database Yahoo was using at the time (there have been many over the years). Google addressed the problem and within 2 or 3 months I was back in the index with my top 10 listing. I never got back into the Yahoo database until 18 or 24 months ago. I surmised that they finally – FINALLY – caught up with Google. Now I am not so sure.

I spent the weekend going over Bing search and enrolled in a webmaster account that confirmed my site which up until last month was listed in the top 10 was no longer listed in Bing’s index. Not listed. Not being crawled. Matter of fact if I didn’t know better there is this weird laugh playing in the background whenever I check to see if something has changed or (gasp) my sitemap is no longer pending.

I am sooooooo sick of this search engine shit. If I had a talking mirror, I would say, “Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the cheapest phone sex hottie?” It would ask,” In America?” To wit, I would reply, “America fuck yeah!”. There is only one answer. It’s me!

Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is the cheapest phone sex company in America. For more than a decade I have provided the cheapest (and may I add best) phone sex in America. Fuck it …the world. There are no gimmicks. My phone sex billing is honest. How else could I have been in business this long? I am the cheapest motherfucker around. The title of my phone sex site aptly named Cheap Phone Sex isn’t some keyword trick for search engine placement. My phone sex prices ARE cheap. It’s 80 cents a minute. Try getting that off a dollar menu. At Cheap Phone Sex, the price of a phone sex call is 80 cents a minute with a 15-minimum. That’s ONLY $12 BUCKS.

So, forgive me for getting a little testy because I can’t find my fucking website under the term “cheap phone sex” in Bing or Yahoo or as I like to say NotGoogle.

I am not getting sucked in this search engine optimization crapola again. I am the cheapest. I have the oldest phone sex blog. I have been consistently on the internet longer than any other phone sex company. Go ahead check. I am a walking billboard of the very definition of phone sex.

Bookmark Cheap Phone Sex and Phone Sex FAQ because it’s on like Donkey Kong. The gloves are off. I am sick of this. I am reclaiming my rightful place which is on top of everyone else. What do I mean? Crawl it. Crawl Cheap Phone Sex. I’ll let my words do what it does for my phone sex clients – keep them informed, happy, satisfied and wet.

End of rant. So, I resubmitted the oldest phone sex URL in America CHEAP-PHONE-SEX.NET to Bing. I asked Bing to crawl Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl and to make it easier for Bing I gave them a copy of my phone sex site’s map. The rest is up to Bing because I have real work to do. There are men who need to cum and I only have some much time to help them make that necessity a reality.

That’s the phone.

Cheryl
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NotGoogle pervs (aka Yahoo/Bing bookmarkers) Call 1-888-669-6389.

I spent the month of January throwing away anything in the house that is not American made. With the exception of a few big items, I am at about 95% American made. I tried this a few years back with some success. The biggest problem I had then was finding cookware which is why I only use cast iron today.

Buying American made products and using services from American companies who do not offshore their customer service has brought a great sense of well-being to me. Nothing makes me happier than knowing whatever money I spend is staying here in America, supporting American businesses and helping American families.

I am starting to sound like a commercial.

After 9/11 and prior to the passing of the Patriot Act I stopped taking phone sex calls from anyone outside of America. I know a lot of other phone sex owners take calls from outside of the USA but I haven’t in 10 years. While most of the Patriot Act has sunset I have decided that I will continue my policy of only taking calls from individuals within the United States. Canadians have always been able to receive calls at my after-hours line.

What’s the purpose of this post? There really isn’t one. I am just feeling very patriotic. It’s a beautiful day in our nation’s capital, the economy is turning around and it’s a good day to be an American.

By the way, did I mention that I am 100% American made? My family has been in this country since before America was a country. We have fought in every war. Whenever anyone asks where I am from my reply is “southern born and southern bred”. I guess I should add 100% American made.

That’s my phone. Talk to you soon.

Cheryl
Owner/operator of Cheap Phone Sex
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I got a clean bill of health from my doctor. Earlier this month while exchanging the flapper for the toilet I inhaled a dry form of bleach which caused respiratory failure. I’m fine. I felt fine at the time but apparently, I passed out. I had flu-like symptoms but it was nothing more than a sinus inflammation. Well, I shouldn’t say “nothing more” because as some of you heard I sounded like a football player for about 10 days. It took another 10days for the break the fever and built-up pressure in my head to dissipate.

When I think I was knocked out for 3 weeks due to a sinus infection …man! Can you imagine? Whenever I handle anything more toxic than salt I have to wear a mask. Which means no DIY house projects for me! I am going to have to marry a construction guy or something and go completely organic from housekeeping to gardening and believe it or not food preparation. I use a lot of chemicals for canning and preservatives and meat grinding. Hopefully, I won’t have to give up my hobbies. I just have to find “greener” ways to do things.

Anyhow, I am very grateful for the after-hour girls who answered my phone sex calls 24/7 while I recuperated.

Recuperation was interesting. A loud noise – any sound really – was irritating as was light. So I couldn’t sit around and eat bonbons watching television or even (gasp) stay on the computer for longer than a few minutes. Think about that. No television, radio, computer or phone. Normally when I have free time I will clean or bake but I couldn’t do that either. So I worked a few puzzles, read a lot of murder mysteries and walked around town snapping pictures. Actually, my amateur photographer stint was kind of funny because guys would try to pick me up and when I was forced to respond I sounded like Budda Smith. The expression on their faces was priceless.

You guys know my undergraduate degree is in biochemistry so I had a ton of chemicals and projects that had to be responsibly thrown out. The only thing I have left to do is pull up the carpet and install hardwood floors throughout the house. The cat is looking a little scared. I think he overheard the doctor suggested I get rid of him. Well, that isn’t going to happen. My cat is 17 and he’s with me to the end.

That’s the phone. Is it you? If not, talk to you soon.

Cheryl
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At Cheap Phone Sex, I only accept credit cards and on occasion Amazon gift cards. When I say credit cards I mean Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover AND debit/gift cards with the aforementioned credit card logos.

Yesterday a guy called and asked if I take PayPal. Now we all know the answer to that question, right? If not, take a trip down memory lane, and check out PayPal and Phone Sex Don’t Mix. Many of the older guys remember the good old days when you could honor pay or direct bill. The only large phone sex company that still does that can be reached at 1-800-636-4200 for direct billing. Still, other guys would like to bill their phone sex session to their telephone or pay by check. You need to call 1-800-298-4710 to pay by check or to choose the telephone billing option.

To chat with me you must have a credit, debit or gift card. When you have your card handy call, toll-free, 1-888-669-6389.

Talk to you soon!

Cheryl
It’s called Cheap Phone Sex because of my cheap phone sex rates.
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At Cheap Phone Sex the price of a phone sex call with me, Cheryl, is always $12 for 15-minutes. This has always been my phone sex rate and it’s doubtful the price to chat with me will ever change. I am often asked how I manage to keep my phone sex prices so low while other phone sex companies charge twice and even three times as much as I do. Well, I don’t have an answer for that for one very simple reason – I don’t know what the other phone sex ladies are doing. I am not familiar with their overhead, split or advertising requirements. What I do know is that I like to keep things simple and those of you who are frequent visitors to Cheap Phone Sex know that simplicity is what makes our conversations so much fun.

It’s ONLY 12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. That’s 15-minutes of uncensored, adult chat where you get to meet a new friend or keep in touch with an old one. In this industry that’s a pretty sweet deal.

That’s my phone. I hope it’s you.

– Cheryl
1.888.669.6389
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This is NOT a special but my every day cheap phone sex rates.

As you may have noticed I made quite a few changes to the Cheap Phone Sex site. The biggest change is the Twitter, Facebook and GooglePlus buttons. It is …what?…5 or 6 years after the fact but I finally have gone “all in” with the whole social media jazz. While I had one of the first Twitter accounts and signed up for Facebook back when it was a college thing I never “got” the social media hype. Seriously who wants to read my tweets about going for a swim? Then there was an issue of mixing my phone sex stuff with my family and friends. I mean I can’t really talk about deep throating and then ask my nana for the recipe for homemade chocolate frosting, can I? Do you see my problem? Then earlier this month I did something eye-opening I signed up for GooglePlus.

I am one of those rare birds in that before signing up for anything I read the terms of service. I spent a day or two reading through Google’s stuff AND watching their help videos. Not sure what it was but I finally “got it”. Oddly I can’t explain it, but I get it now. Before I could finish the sign-up process I added social media buttons to all my pages and began “sharing” my thoughts and Cheap Phone Sex with the world.

That’s the phone. Talk to you soon.

Cheryl
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Earlier in the year, I was completely freaked out after watching the pilot episode of the original Charlie’s Angels. You see I was able to remember every word in the episode. Now I don’t watch a lot of television, I am not a particular fan of Charlie’s Angels and I have never seen a rerun of the show since it went off the air in 1981. I watched the second episode, the third episode and stopped in the sixth episode. I knew all the words! Freaky, right? So I called my parents to see if I had a weird obsession with the show. I didn’t. Or if something traumatic happened to me during this time. The answer was no. I called the network to find out how often the season 1 episodes ran way back when and then I got tested.

I am suffering from eidetic memory. It’s commonly called photographic memory but it refers to an ability to recall images, sounds, smells and touches with wicked precision. Personally, I am not very good at recalling images BUT as many of you know I can remember a conversation verbatim. I can also remember smells like a blue tick hound.

After going through a battery of tests these Ph.D. types informed me that I am a true rarity. I didn’t tell them this but the rest of my family is equally freaky. My cousin can take one look at anything no matter how complex and draw it from memory. They wanted me to take more tests – indefinitely. I declined because my reason for seeking help in the first place was to answer a question: how is it that I know the dialogue of a television show I saw one time as a kid. Now I know why.
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It’s December Cheap Phone Sex admirers and you know what that means …phone sex! Call toll-free 1-888-669-6389 and talk to me, Cheryl. The price is Only $12 for 15-mins. Talk to you soon.

Tis the season and so begins another round of Christian on Christian bashing. You see some Christians like to say Happy Holidays and then there are other Christians like me who prefer to say Merry Christmas. Yeah, it is Christian on Christian bashing. You don’t expect for example a Jewish person to run around saying Merry Christmas, do you? They’re Jewish! This is a Christian thing.

I said it before. I say Merry Christmas because I am Catholic. It’s what we do. Now whatever your personal belief if you want to say Happy Holidays I am not going to bash you or look at you funny. I swear I feel like I am living in a Dr. Seuss book. Do you eat your bread with the butter side up or down?
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It’s Cyber Monday, eh? Well, while you are picking up bargains for the family you might as well treat yourself to a Cheap Phone Sex Package of 4, 7 or 10 phone sex calls. This time of year it’s very easy to slide in credit receipt of naughty goodness. Call me. 1-888-669-6389.

I grew up in a small Southern community. It was a dry county which means liquor was not sold anywhere in the county and the community observed certain blue laws that restricted shopping and certain activities on Sundays. I was reminded of this when much to my horror I caught a local news segment of people camping out on a Wednesday for Black Friday. They missed Thanksgiving and the point of the holiday which is fellowship. Hey, if you are hanging out in the cold with your family and friends I have not beef BUT that is still what happened.

Remember the good old days when everything was closed on Thanksgiving? Remember when your mother or grandmother would freak out the Wednesday before Thanksgiving going over all the grocery items making sure she got everything because the store was closed tomorrow. Ah, good times. Remember when everything was closed on Christmas except Chinese restaurants and movie theaters. In those days we had to spend time with family because there was nothing else to do. I miss those days of forced family time.

So to the bible thumpers that read Cheap Phone Sex and I know you do. Don’t deny it. Instead of doing the usual “Christmas is being attacked” stuff do something useful. Bring back the blue laws! Two days …we need two days to shut down everything and take a breath.
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It’s called Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl for a reason: I’m Cheryl and my phone sex rates are so affordable I feel like I should put on a chicken suit and sell cars. When you call 1-888-669-6389 and talk to me the price is always $12 for 15-minutes. Must be 23+ to call.

Is it me? For years now I have explained how phone sex works particularly my little corner of the business, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, and every day there is always someone who still doesn’t get it. If that is you, listen up.

To chat with me, Cheryl, call my toll-free phone sex number 1-888-669-6389. When you talk to me the price is always $12 for 15-minutes. Each additional minute is 80 cents. Now the best times to reach me are between 10 AM and 6 PM eastern. Simple right? Now here’s where it goes downhill.

So, the phone rings and I say, “Hello” and you know what happens? New callers freak out. Apparently, they were waiting for a phone sex recording. You know the ones I mean. Some breathless hottie talking about how she’s wet and waiting for your call. Um, no. That doesn’t happen at Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl.

At Cheap Phone Sex I answer the phone. If I am on a break or off for the day, you get a recording …it’s my voice and while I am hot, I am not breathless. Channel Dragnet’s Joe Friday. My recording gives you “just the facts” and then a nice dispatcher hooks you up with dozens of ladies AND shemales.

So, if you are new and call Cheap Phone Sex, be prepared to say hello and have your credit card ready. Regular callers, you know the drill.

I am revamping the Cheap Phone Sex site and tagging various video clips and photo galleries as NSFW. Does everyone know the NSFW stands for not safe for work, but are you familiar with the acronym SNSFW? SNSFW means so not safe for work. What exactly is the difference?

Let’s say you find a cute YouTube video of baboons fucking. Is that safe for work? Well, it depends. Do you work for the National Zoo? Are you a primatologist? Perhaps you are a graduate student studying the mating habits of primates with large colorful asses. In other words, there may be a scenario where while at work watching a video of baboons fucking makes sense. Whether it’s safe to watch or NSFW depends on your particular situation.

SNSFW means that within the known universe there is not a situation where it is ok to view the video at work. Take for example a home movie of you fisting your girlfriend. You could be a gynecologist writing a paper on the elasticity of the pussy and that movie would still be SNSFW. Or how about a video of you cumming in your hot neighbor’s cunt while moments later your wife eats her out? Again, you could be writing a book on how infidelity ruins marriages and that video would still be SNSFW. See the difference?

Phone sex is both NSFW and depending on what you want to discuss SNSFW but here’s the sweet part: while you are at work you don’t need to visit the Cheap Phone Sex site to connect with me or any of my girls. All you need is my toll-free phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389. It’s dirty SNSFW stuff via telephone! At work!

It’s that time of year (again) when everyone is back in school making room for adult playtime with Cheryl. Now before you get too excited please remember that Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is a phone sex site. All of our “fun time” is via telephone.

There are two things you need to know: my cheap phone sex rates and my zero-tolerance policy for bullsh-t. At Cheap Phone Sex when you talk to me, Cheryl, the price is ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Each additional phone sex minute is 80 cents. Am I the cheapest? For live 1 on 1 phone sex, yes! Yes, I am. As for my no bullsh-t policy, when you call my phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389, have your credit card ready and be in a comfortable spot devoid of any distractions. Keep in mind that when our time begins I do not want to be interrupted.

What happens when Johnny (House Republicans) can’t read, doesn’t know how a bill becomes a law and insists that he’s right when he isn’t? He gets fucked. Hard. Not the good kind.

As you guys know I am a die-hard Republican. Or at least I was. You see a funny thing happened on the way to 2011. Wack-a-doodles took over my party. Oh, there are all kinds of nuts especially in Washington, DC. These nutters (again not the good kind) insisted that every one tow the line, STFU and did I mention toe the line? These same Teabaggers (yeah I went there) insisted that any “good republican” who didn’t sign the pledge and wouldn’t toe the line was a RINO (Republican in name only).

Recall in 1961 Ronald Reagan was a Democrat. In 1962 when he switched to the Republican Party he said: “I didn’t leave the Democratic Party. The party left me.” What a difference the half-century mark makes.

While “real Americans” were labeling RINOs and kicking out of the party Republicans who can read with comprehension, understand how the Constitution works and can separate the pepper from the fly shit, the so-called RINOs said when you need us – you know to read a bill, put what’s going on in historical context, write a check – we won’t be there. And we weren’t.

Who won the debt ceiling debate? President Obama. How do I know? The day after the debt ceiling debacle Fox News was talking about birth control. Birth control! And Rush (the real and only leader of the Republican Party who can read) was talking about the shitstorm republicans will face on January 1, 2013.

Here’s what happened: December 31, 2012, the Bush tax cuts will expire and if the republicans want to extend those tax cuts they will have to cut spending. Those spending cuts can not include Social Security, Medicaid, civilian and military retirement, unemployment insurance or Medicare cuts on the individual side. The cuts will have to come from someplace else AND must be a 50/50 ratio with DoD.

OMG! The liberals must be dancing in the street. FDR and LBJ’s programs can never be cut (do you have any idea how long never is?) and defense spending must be cut? So we have a choice, we can either cut defense or raise taxes. Didn’t I tell you President Obama is a badass?

Who do we have to blame for this? Those non-reading, couldn’t find a clause in the Constitution if it bit them on the ass ideologues. See this is what happens when the D-students who couldn’t get into junior college play chess with an Ivy League-educated professor who taught constitutional law: you get your ass handed to you.

So keep doing “research”, keep spending your talking points and take out your checkbooks because now the lobbyists are in charge and you are going to need a good one because if you get any federal dollars in your district or state and those monies are not in Social Security, Medicaid, civilian/military retirement or Medicare (non-provider side) you are sooooo fucked.

I don’t know about you but I am going to dust off my chessboard.

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Now let’s talk about the good stuff – me. Call 1-888-669-6389 for Cheap Phone Sex. The price of a phone sex call is $12 for 15-minutes.

You may have noticed that I made a few little tweaks here and there. Apparently, many of you poor bastards need some flavor in your twitter timeline or facebook whatchamacallits. Hmmm. Remember the candy bar called Whatchamacallit? I digress …so I added a social bookmarks thingamajig. You know Hershey’s also has a candy bar named Thingamajig. Man, I know a lot about candy bars and I don’t even eat candy!

Anyhoo …if there is an individual post you want to share with all your Facebook friends or Delicious compatriots or Reddit buddies now it is much easier to share. But what would be REALLY helpful is if you take a permanent marker with you to any public bathroom and write the following:

For a good time, call 1-888-669-6389.

Low tech baby!

You have the phone sex number and you know the drill. It’s ONLY $12 when you talk to me and a little more when you talk to one of my bitches. Later.

As you guys know my beautiful black cat, Jonah, passed earlier this month. I was there when he was born and he never left my side until he took his last breath. Now some of you may think I am being a little silly but after caring for him for 8 months I took his death very hard.

I want to thank M- for taking all my phone sex calls these last few weeks.

Guys, I was in the middle of a long news fast. A news fast happens when I stop watching the “news”. No television. No radio. No newspapers. No political websites. Nothing. Oddly when I take a news fast newsworthy things happen. A few years back during my news fast we found Saddam Hussein. A couple of months ago we took out bin Laden. Now? Sex scandals galore. I broke my fast to give my two cents about John Edwards. I haven’t said much about Arnold Schwarzenegger. I was waiting for the housekeeper turned mistress to come forward. Someone tells me she has. That will make an interesting read at the beach. And then there is Anthony Weiner.

I watch dirty movies for one primary reason. Sure it’s fun to watch and gets the juices flowing creative and otherwise, but there is only one reason I watch. I don’t smoke, drink and I have never taken a drug in my life. I can safely say that I am sober 24 hours a day BUT you never know. Someone could have secretly taped me. I could have inadvertently sent my risque pictures to someone without knowing …and they didn’t tell. You know once I sent an entire box of adult films to my soldiers in Afghanistan? It was a mistake. I had a box of full seasons of I Love Lucy, MASH, Seinfeld, etc and while I was mindlessly taping up boxes and filing out mailing forms I mailed them some dirty movies. These things do happen.

So, I watch for obvious reasons and as a check to make certain my pussy isn’t on film.

I think I was getting my hair done and I heard a news clip of someone asking Congressman Weiner if that was his picture of his “junk”. Anthony Weiner’s response was he didn’t know. It was at that point that I knew he was lying. Who doesn’t recognize their own private parts? A woman may not because well most women rarely masturbate or truly look at their vagina. But a guy? You guys see your dick every time you pee which is less often than when you masturbate. You see your dicks so often that no matter what it is wearing e.g., underwear, pants or a sock puppet you will recognize your dick no matter how grainy the photo. So in my very humble opinion, I believed Anthony Weiner was full of it and later at a press conference he stated just that. That photo of his “junk” in gray or charcoal underwear was indeed him. End of story right?

A couple of weeks ago just a few days after launching their twitter account a CIA person accidentally sent what was meant to be a private message onto the CIA’s public twitter page. The message was quickly deleted and the person who made the mistake no longer has access to the CIA’s official Twitter account. Anthony Weiner did the same thing. He accidentally sent a private message to everyone who follows him on his twitter account. When it was noticed instead of telling the truth he lied and (this is the worst part) blamed someone else – an unnamed hacker.

Now Congressman Anthony Weiner could have said that it was a private message, apologize for the mishap and we would have thought that he and his new bride were some freaky newlyweds. If I were his PR guy, that’s what I would have advised. The ladies he normally texted explicit photos to would have kept their mouths shut thinking “awww he sends both me and his wife dirty photos …I am special”. He didn’t do that. The story refused to die and even gained traction because Weiner forgot the first rule of every pimp – keep your bitches in line. Nothing makes a bitch angrier than when she figures out she isn’t the only one e.g. Tiger Woods.

Now we find that Congressman Anthony Weiner is a dirty, dirty man with a thing for exhibitionism. He used his official twitter account (mistake number 1) to send explicit photos of himself. As any phone sex operator knows, you do not send nude or semi-nude pictures of yourself without first ascertaining the age of the recipient (mistake number 2). Within his “private” messages is in contact with a 17-year old girl (mistake number 3). Now did he send explicit photos to her and was she one of the ladies he sexted. Anthony Weiner says no, but then again he said he didn’t recognize his “junk” and swore his Twitter account was hacked until he held a press conference and …well you get the point. Anthony Weiner has no credibility.

Anthony Weiner represents some district in New York. He is their headache. If they want to keep him in office or even re-elect him, you won’t hear a peep out of me. You don’t see me chastising the people who keep electing Michelle Bachman, do you? There is only one thing …ok two things that will get me to reverse myself – acts of treason and endangering a minor. Anthony Weiner took a leave of absence when the contact with the 17-year old girl came to light. If he was at all inappropriate Congressman Anthony Weiner should resign, don’t you think?

Yesterday Ginger Lee (check out her videos e.g. Young as They Cum #20, Doctor Do Me 2, Stuffin Young Muffins 5, and my personal fav Hustler’s Special Edition Cum Shot Collection) stepped forward regarding her contact with Congressmen Anthony Weiner. This …this is why I don’t do email or text. When you are in the adult entertainment business the conversation (on his part) always turns to something naughty and we get paid for that. Speaking of which …

Well, before I give my contact information, let me just say that porn stars talk. Their goal is to sell DVDs. Ginger Lee is about to make a butt load (oh that reminds me she is also in T&A Buffet) of money. Phone sex operators make their money by keeping their mouths shut. Our customers pay for their privacy. So, Congressman Weiner, you should have sexted phone sex operators. Our lips are sealed. And on that note …

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Your privacy is guaranteed. Call 1-888-669-6389 for Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. Do not ask how much a phone sex call with me is. You know the price of a cheap phone sex call is $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80 cents. I only accept credit cards and you must be at least 23 when you call.

UPDATED: 6 hours after I published this Anthony Weiner resigned. The hecklers asked a very important question: Are you bigger than 7 inches? Thank you, Anthony Weiner, for resigning and proving that not only Republicans are involved in sex scandals. Now how is that for bi-partisanship?

I received a number of questions so I thought I take this sleepy Saturday afternoon to explain:

I have been off and on for the past 2 or 3 weeks because my cat took a turn for the worse. He’s alive and kicking but extremely ill. A few months back the veterinarian stated that J- had congestive heart failure (CHF) so he was treated for that. However, there was a little more to the story. J- kept seizing. So I took him back in and found that in addition to CHF he has chronic renal failure (CRF). CHF, CRF …believe me these acronyms do not make it any easier for a dyslexic like me.

As I mentioned earlier the first vet after several thousand dollars was completely off on the diagnosis. The prognosis was that J- was not live out the night. That was 7 months ago. About 5 or 6 vets later I took J- to a recent transplant to the area whose sister and I happened to go to law school together. Mixed with some holistic stuff we were able to dissolve the clot in his legs but he still wouldn’t or couldn’t walk. As I suspected months ago J- had stroked out. I was treating his heart condition which was actually a symptom of the real issue – his kidneys failing.

I don’t think J- will ever walk again. Normally this is about the time I would consider putting him down BUT he’s not in any pain. J- has always been very intelligent and the stroke does not appear to have changed his mental state. Oh, he’s a little annoyed because he can’t jump up on anything or sit at the window and watch birds.

So J- and I took a plane trip to arguably the best animal research hospital in the country. I wanted confirmation about stroke. They were amazed that J- was still alive. His heart is gigantic, the entire left ventricle is clotted AND the brain scan showed numerous mini-strokes. Did you know having kidney failure makes you more susceptible to a stroke?

At this point, I realized and was advised that J’s situation has to be treated aggressively to prevent any more strokes and possibly decrease the size of the heart. The protocol requires nearly 24-hour monitoring so I adopted a poly-phasic sleep schedule. I sleep for 30 minutes every 6-hours. Now don’t get excited. This does not mean that I am taking phone sex calls 24/7. To help pass the time and not break the sleep pattern I play Evony.

J- is fed a small raw food meal every 4-6 hours and receives blood thinners and anti-clot medication at opposite times. Bottom line is that J- can go tomorrow or 10 years from now. My part in this is assuring that he is clean, fed and safe.

That’s my phone. Talk to you soon.
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My favorite politician, John Edwards, is in the news today. Oh, he has never been out of the tabloids after the whole mistress, illegitimate baby while my wife has cancer thing. Today the former senator has been green-lighted by the Department of Justice (DOJ) for prosecution. The charge involves campaign violations to cover up his affair and baby momma drama. The state of California is looking into Arnold Schwarzenegger’s activities regarding his affair and baby momma.

So, in the future whenever someone says that it is none of our business who an elected official or in this case a person who is running for office is fucking …or having children with outside of their known spouse/partner tell them to shut the fuck up. Affairs are expensive especially when a child is involved and campaign dollars are too tempting. You know this may explain politicians’ fascination with what we are doing in our bedrooms but that is none of THEIR business. You see we (you, me and the rest of America) don’t have access to tax dollars to run the government or campaign dollars to run for office. Monies that can easily be diverted to hide an affair, bastard children or second families.

If someone is running for office or are already in office, we need to know who politicians are fucking and the parentage of all their children. We don’t need to know the dirty details although that would be fun and probably humanize their “story”. We just need a headcount and maybe a timeline.

I mean it! Moving forward journalists should ask every person running for office the following: Who have you fucked, who are you fucking and how likely are you to fuck someone other than your spouse while in office? How will you inform your constituents when you fuck someone other than your spouse and/or create a child (or fetus) with a person other than your partner. Seriously, I don’t think I am going to be able to vote for anyone without these answers.

You know the Republicans have these loyalty oaths promising not to ever raise taxes or something ridiculous like that. How about a pledge from all the elected officials to not engage in extra-marital affairs and if you need a definition for that call me? How about a pledge not to father any bastard children? While we are at it why don’t these office-seekers pledge to read the damn bills BEFORE they vote on them?
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Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is the name of the site. Why? Well, I’m Cheryl and my phone sex rates are incredibly affordable aka cheap. To chat with me the price of a phone sex call is $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80 cents. Call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. Later.

Yesterday, I received a number of calls for free phone sex. Not sure if those callers confused my toll-free number with another phone sex service. To prevent any other frivolous calls from tying up my line let me be clear … I do NOT give free phone sex calls or “samples”. Nope. Never. Not going to do that E V E R. So if you mistakenly arrived on my site, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, looking for a freebie, buddy you are on the wrong phone sex site, wrong industry and wrong reality.

I’ll say it again: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FREE PHONE SEX. Sure maybe with your wife or something but with a professional phone sex operator? A good phone sex operator? Wrong fucking answer. Yes, there are phone sex services that you offer free minutes IF you buy something. Do you see the con? You have to buy something to get the “free” phone sex minutes.

In my experience, there is only one company (and a big one at that) that offers truly free minutes. You need to have a credit card to verify age, but once verified they give you a $5 credit where you can talk to anyone on their system for 3 minutes. What do they get out of it? An opportunity to turn you into a new customer. To check out that offer take a peak at my other phone sex bitches page.

Aside from the above-mentioned offer like unicorns and honest politicians (Bernie Sanders aside), there is no such thing as free phone sex. Now you can spend those wasted minutes finding a cure for erectile dysfunction or something.
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You might have noticed something different lately. My phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389, is staffed 20 hours a day, 7 days a week, 364 days a year. If I am not available, someone else is here to talk and giggle with you. Remember when you talk to me the price is always $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is a mere 80 cents. Now how is that for cheap?

A 30-something recent immigrant from Guinea works as a maid at the Sofitel New York in Manhattan. This weekend she knocked on a $3,000 a night suite door and announced herself by saying “housekeeping”. When no one answered. She entered the room and kept the door open as per hotel policy. Moments later a naked 62-year-old man ran out of the bathroom. She apologized and excused herself. Only he shut the suite door and began grabbing at her breasts and crotch trying to pull down her pantyhose. When that didn’t work he forced her to suck his penis.

Sounds like the beginning of a porno but it isn’t. This really happened. In porn everything is consensual. This incident was not consensual. The woman contacted hotel security who called 911 and then those bad-ass New York City police officers found the perp, Dominique Strass-Kahn, a French national who much like another French national, Roman Polanski, thinks it’s perfectly OK to assault women in America.

Why is this news? The perp is the managing director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF). The IMF is an organization which according to its site is “working to foster global monetary cooperation, secure financial stability, facilitate international trade, promote high employment and sustainable economic growth, and reduce poverty around the world “. Who knew that they were into the skin business.

Today IMF’s boss, Strass-Kahn, was denied bail because allegedly he has done this before, given that he is not an American is a flight risk …oh yeah and he faces up to 25-years in prison. That is IF we can keep him in this country for the trial. What is it with these banksters?

This woman left her country for a better life. She comes from an area where 1000 women are raped a day. 60% of the female population in a generation. This wasn’t supposed to happen here and the fact that it happened to her in a $3K a night room in one of the richest cities in the world by a foreigner who is supposed to set the moral tone and fiscal responsibility for third world countries makes me wonder if I am being punked.

We should give a round of applause to the woman for reporting this man, the NYPD for locking him up and Judge Melissa C. Jackson for keeping him locked up. No matter how powerful you are here in America no one is above the law. Now someone go find Roman Polanski and bring his ass back here for trial.
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PayPal does not allow transactions for adult or mature services which includes phone sex calls. If you have purchased phone sex calls after May 12, 2003, using PayPal then you did so against PayPal’s terms of service. Both you and the phone sex chickie run the risk of losing your PayPal privileges.

Over the years I have talked about the PayPal stuff ad nauseam and amazingly I still get guys calling wanting to pay for their phone sex call via PayPal. Just like I don’t do women, midgets and aliens (illegal or otherwise) I don’t do PayPal. Oh, you can always use your PayPal debit or PayPal credit card.

Using your PayPal debit card or PayPal credit card is perfectly legal and accepted at Cheap Phone Sex.

Now let’s talk about my 2 favorite things: me and my money. Do you see why I am perfect for this “job”? To chat with me, call my toll-free phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389. The price of a phone sex session is $12 for 15-minutes. For more chat time each additional minute is a mere 80 cents. So, you know what to do. Take out your credit card and call me.

Paypal’s policy may change in the future. It never hurts to ask. So, ask.

Related Phone Sex Topics:
Do Not Ask Me. (February 16, 2011)
For the Last Time I do NOT Accept PayPal. Ask Me Again and I Will Tell You the Same. (September 24, 2009)
Questions about Cheap Phone Sex That Are ALWAYS Asked and I Hate to Answer. (July 12, 2006)
PayPal No More. (March 29, 2004)
No Longer Taking PayPal. (August 9, 2003)
Last Day for PayPal Transactions. (May 12, 2003)

Remember the baptism scene in The Godfather? Yeah, I am a girl and I know the Godfather word for word. Add that to my hotness meter.

Saturday night President Obama is at the White House Correspondents’ dinner listening to SNL writer, Seth Meyers, lament about his birther jokes which are now completely irrelevant so he must contend with Osama bin Laden jokes. And there is the President being roasted knowing full well that within hours those jokes will be irrelevant too.

Think about it. During the dinner, our Navy SEALs were entering bin Laden’s lair which is next door to the Pakistani equivalent of West Point amid a community of Pakistan’s military leadership (their Pentagon). The SEALs went in, took out bin Laden and confiscated all of his papers. No American losses.

Admit it. President Obama is one badass gangster
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There are many varied reasons women (wives in particular) do not want to fuck their husbands. I bet most of you can tick off the reasons you have heard over the course of your relationship. You probably heard the “headache” excuse or the “someone might hear/see” excuse or “it’s my time of the month” excuse. Those are excuses. Let me tell you the real reasons your better half doesn’t want to fuck …you.

Number 3. She’s already hit that.

I know. It’s a male phrase but oddly it applies to women too. Your wife/girlfriend knows all your moves. You guys have no idea how predictable you are. Oh, don’t fret. Everyone gets into a habit of sorts. Which is why you need a little variety that isn’t “cheating” and won’t end your relationship ala Tiger Woods. Phone sex is kryptonite for the “been there done that” bug.

Number 2. She’s really, really tired and she’s already hit that.

Whether it’s the kids or work or both, women do a lot. They are so busy helping everyone else that they forget to take care of themselves. So by the end of the day when everything is done and you think it’s ok to join each other’s private parts you get one those canned excuses. There are ways around the situation that requires a woman’s touch.

Number 1. She doesn’t feel pretty because she’s too tired …oh and she’s already hit that.

By far the number one reason any woman will not do something with you in bed is that she does not feel attractive. She hasn’t shaved her legs or her bush, hasn’t douched her pussy or her ass, hasn’t been to the gym in several days or simply doesn’t feel comfortable in her own skin. So, if you are fortunate enough to be in a relationship, make sure to tell your wife/girlfriend/lover that she is attractive. Tell her every day. Write a note, tell her, text her whatever.

It’s called Cheap Phone Sex for one reason: my phone sex prices are very affordable. The price of a phone sex call with me is $12 for 15-minutes. Each additional minute is only 80 cents. Loyal customers can get a bigger discount by purchasing one of my Cheap Phone Sex Packages. The number to call is 1-888-669-6389.

That’s my phone. Talk to you soon.

I have been a strong proponent that men need a wife, a work-wife, a lover, a mistress and a phone sex confidante. The last being the most important of course. Men are like cats. They are easily distracted when not properly stimulated. By stimulated I mean sex, foreplay, flirting and well sex. I am more than happy to give my opinion about the other ladies but I am an expert when it comes to phone sex.

There are a ridiculous amount of phone sex numbers. National A-1 one of the largest phone sex companies in the US was raided a few months ago and it was noted that they had 1.7 million phone sex numbers. WTH?! All the phone sex numbers point to the same call center.

Enough already.

Ok, here’s the deal. You only need one phone sex number, mine, 1-888-669-6389. No, I am not available 24/7 BUT my phone sex number works 24/7. I keep bankers’ hours. The best times to reach me are between 10 and 6. At the end of the day, the phone forwards to a dispatcher. She will hook you up with dozens of ladies, shemales, guys, and couples.

Like I said you only need one number.

What if I want to talk to a shemale or Asian lady, etc. when you are on?
No problem. I’m like the Progressive Insurance of phone sex. If there is something you want and I’m not it, I will transfer you to one of the dispatchers. Because, honey, I have everything.
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Phone Sex Is for Losers
Only guys who can’t get laid call a phone sex line, right? WRONG! The guys who call my phone sex service are smart, financially stable and get plenty of loving only …” not as much as they would like”. Isn’t that every guys’ story? Men always want more sex. Phone sex is for horny guys.

Nobody Does Phone Sex Anymore
Phone is a multi-billion dollar business. And that’s just the working girls. Plenty of couples engage in a little telephone fun to spice up their sex lives. Women love phone sex and tend to show their kinkier side when given the opportunity. The truth of the matter is everyone does phone sex.

The Women Aren’t Real
Phone sex operators (PSOs) are real women from all walks of life. Most of the ladies are earning a little extra money while exploring their sexy side.

PSOs Fake It.
Most women who become phone sex operators and continue to provide services are highly sexualized. They know their bodies and understand your needs. Faking it isn’t even an option once the call begins. When you call, you’ll experience that fact firsthand.

Phone Sex Isn’t Very Personal
Phone sex involves live 1-on-1 chat. There aren’t any scripts. Nothing is staged. When you call a phone sex line you are connected to a real person. The PSO is there to talk about anything (preferably sexual) without any restrictions. It doesn’t get more personal than this.

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Wisconsin State Senator Randy Hopper is the most appropriately named politician evah. No that isn’t a typo. Say “ever” like a drag queen – EVAH. We have all been watching the boob tube about the civil unrest in Wisconsin. Seems the Republican senators are in the majority and they are further I mean governor wants to make some major changes. In the senate-house on the Republican side is a man by the name of Randal Bertrand Hopper but folks just call him Randy Hopper. Hmmm …Randy …Hopper.

Now Randy is not unlike most of my Cheap Phone Sex callers. He’s randy, white, conservative, married with children and a business owner. About 6 months ago he filed for divorce. Today he is according to his wife living with a 20-something Republican lobbyist. The assumption is that there was some overlap.

Mr. HopAlong uh Hopper is about to be recalled. Admittedly he is the most vulnerable of the Republican 19. He won his seat by 163 votes or 0.2%. He’s done. He shouldn’t even be a second thought but this mistress thing makes his story juicy.

As you guys know things change, people get divorced, mistresses happen especially if you are patriotic. Just ask Newt Gingrich. Here’s the thing. Randy Hopper ran on a “family values” platform. He paraded his hot, blonde wife and family around like most politicians do when they are running for office. In today’s society the people will forgive you for divorcing or having a mistress but what we don’t like are hypocrites.

I have found that people in the best relationships don’t campaign on how a marriage should look. Those who are blessed with a good marriage tend to thank their lucky stars and concentrate on their own marriage.

I am going to give some advice to the Democrats in Wisconsin. Apparently, Democrats everywhere need a conservative consultant. I imagine Randy Hopper doesn’t give a damn about his seat. Numbers don’t lie. Most of the people in his district are indifferent to him and it looks like Mr. Hopper has moved on. He knows he can not hold on to his seat which is why he didn’t mind leaving his wife. Randy Hopper owns 3 radio stations: Z95.5 KFIZ, K107 WFON, and ESPN 950 WCLB. More than likely he is angling for a position in line with his business interests which is why his new hottie is well connected. He stood firm on the vote so he will be rewarded once he is recalled. Right now Randy is just going through the motions. In a couple of years, everyone will forget that the new Mrs. Hopper replaced the old Mrs. Hopper. Just ask Rudy Giuliani.

Recall him and move on. District 18 is a gimmie. Concentrate on the other 7 districts and leave this mistress stuff for the tabloids and people like me.
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I know more marines than I do sailors. So you will understand when I say I cuss like a marine. Now I have always had a “dirty mouth” which is good for the phone sex business. Actually, I was a student of the English language and I thought to master it by understanding intimately all the so-called “four-letter words”. I was a sneaky cunt. Practicing my mastery of the language on the playground out of earshot from my parents or teachers. Yeah, I was a regular little Jekyll and Hyde. My peers feared me and the adults thought I was a proper Southern Belle.

As I grew into adulthood my foray into dirty words served me well. One minute I was prim and proper talking in flat As. Then someone would tick me off and I would use my dirty mouth in a way that for example left my former debate coach dumfounded. He said he never met a girl who used such words with so much force and meaning. Today I say thank Mr. B you lying fat shit. I hope your wife finally left you and married a woman – any woman. We all knew she was a closet lesbian which explained your comical marriage.

As I grew older I learned when you use my arsenal of dirty words. Sadly as you get older there are fewer and fewer opportunities. Imagine my confusion when I found myself using my weaponry at inappropriate moments. Lately, I have been cussing like a marine. Meaning just about every word out of my mouth is dirty and not the good kind.

For example, I was taking a break from the phone sex line and shopping downtown where believe it or not they have still had meters. I am in the middle of getting fitted for a suit when I realize the meter is about to go out. Half dressed I run out of the store to put some money in the meter. My purse is on the hood of the car and I am looking for my card when a traffic cop walks by stands behind me and CLICK. As I turn to put more money in the times up. I think nothing of it. What has it been? 2 seconds. I add money and head back to the shop. Only out the corner of my eye, I see traffic bitch writing me a ticket. I tell her: You have to be fucking kidding me! This is what you do on a Saturday. You are getting weekend pay, right? Here’s what you do: Go over to that motherfucking coffee shop, sit your fat ass down and wait until your shift is over. Think about where you went wrong in life. Oh and if there is a ticket on my car when I get back I am going to challenge it and make this day the worse day of your life just because.

I didn’t get a ticket. Surprisingly I didn’t get arrested. I was so rude. Believe me, I usually am not.

I did get a full check-up to make sure there wasn’t some weird tumor or something slowly changing my personality. It isn’t medical so it must be something else. I blame the Tea Party. Yeah, I went there.

I have always had little tolerance for stupidity. The political discourse in this country is such that my patience has died. Now I just say whatever the fuck comes out of my mouth. So you can imagine what happened yesterday when some Mormons came knocking on my door. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty and I think I may have converted them to what I am not sure because my own church is on the outs right now.

Thankfully I am in a business where my potty mouth is an asset.
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Call 1-888-669-6389 for Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. The price of a phone sex call is $12 for 15-minutes. Credit cards only. Regular phone sex callers may purchased a Cheap Phone Sex Package.

Have you ever been to a party or an event that involved beautiful women serving drinks? How about Hooters or any other establishment with hot waitresses? A strip club?

Yeah, a strip club is a perfect scenario. Whether you have been to one or not. Stripping is like dating at hyper-speed where the woman is the pursuer. At the front of the house (where the pole(s) are) the ladies are ‘oh so friendly’. Why? They want you to buy more drinks OR buy a private session. Some of them have long-range plans they want a date, a ring or something else.

Cheap Phone Sex does not work like that. There is no “front of the house”. When you dial my phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389, you are already in “private session” mode. The only thing you need to do is have your credit ready. I only accept credit cards.

Once your credit card is approved, you may ask any question you want. But until then

DO NOT ASK ME, are those pictures real? Yes.

DO NOT ASK ME, how much is a session at Cheap Phone Sex? $12 for 15-minutes. 80 cents per minute after that.

DO NOT ASK ME, how will my phone sex session appear on my credit card statement? The transaction is discreetly billed.

DO NOT ASK ME, what phone sex girls are available? When I am available, you talk to me. After hours, the phone is forwarded to a dispatcher at which point you may talk to several dozen women.

DO NOT ASK ME, what is your phone sex specialty? I don’t have one.

DO NOT ASK ME, do you accept PayPal? Hell, no! (Paypal’s policy may change in the future. So, you can ask.)

DO NOT ASK ME, can I get a free sample? Fuck off.

I better quit while I am still being civil but you get the point.

NO QUESTIONS UNTIL THE CREDIT CARD IS APPROVED.

At Cheap Phone Sex, we do discriminate. Yes, you read that sentence correctly. After years of processing phone sex credit card receipts, I noticed a trend. Guys with girls’ names are always a problem, someone with the last name Smith is oftentimes suspicious and people who live in Utah and Nevada are asswipes. Think about that last one. They aren’t asses or assholes but the thing you use to wipe your ass/hole.

Oh, I have been discriminating for years. Today unlike my fellow Republicans I am broadcasting my contempt for these people. Mind you I do not have any issues outside of my phone sex service with men with girly names or men with the family name of Smith or even the asswipes who live in Utah and Nevada BUT if you fall into any of these categories do not call Cheap Phone Sex.

Did anything happen recently to win my ire? No. I am simply cleaning up the riff-raff.

So, if your first name could be a girl’s name e.g., Blair, Shannon, Tracy, Morgan, Cameron, Taylor, Alexis, Riley, et al., do not call Cheap Phone Sex.

If your last name is Smith and any of the ridiculous variations, do not call Cheap Phone Sex.

If you live in Utah or Nevada OR if you have ever resided in either state, do not call Cheap Phone Sex.

Exceptions? Active duty military personnel and any previous Cheap Phone Sex caller has been grandfathered. On that note, regular callers may always purchase a Cheap Phone Sex Package. Remember all calls with me, Cheryl, are ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Each additional minute is a mere 80 cents. To chat now, call 1-888-669-6389.

If you are regular of Cheap Phone Sex you have probably noticed a couple of small changes. I streamlined most of the content to focus exclusively on phone sex. First, thank you to everyone who responded to my request to clean out the erotic stories section. That was a big help. Believe it or not, I need your help again. I know my readers enjoyed “studying” the sex stories. This request is for those guys who are more visual. As you know when I am not on a phone sex call I pull together mini-picture and video sites. I need some ideas guys. Tell me what you find sexy and the types of models and/or sex scenes you think you might enjoy and I will put something together for you. For example, my dear friend G- came up with this idea: Does My Dick Taste Funny? The mini-site features a guy getting a medical exam and you guessed it the doctor has to taste his penis in order to give an “informed” medical opinion. It’s a fun site that I will share with you at a later date. So, suggestions? Tell me!
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You only need one phone sex number and it’s toll-free, 1-888-669-6389. That’s me phone sex number. When you call it and I am available, we’ll talk. If I am off or away, the number forwards to a bunch of hotties. Back to me. When you talk to me, the price of a phone sex call is ONLY $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is a mere 80 cents. Only credit cards are accepted. Talk to you soon.

Is it just me but did the last year fly by? I suppose the answer to that question depends entirely on how eventful 2010 was for you. It has been an extremely long time since I made any New Year’s resolutions. If I have made any of late it was with tongue in cheek. I think this year will be a little different. While 2010 was uneventful for me I did have an epiphany of sorts.

This year I am going to do the right thing. I know it sounds loaded but listen for a moment. There are times when you are alone with your thoughts. Thankfully those are still private. When you are figuring things out in your mind, that is when the potential to do the wrong thing starts. Take for example last night. It was 3 AM and I was very tired. On the day before I made a “promise” to myself. I have been watching my cat and decided that instead of 2 doses of medication he needed 3. I “promised” to make that change immediately. So at 3 AM I knew that I had only administered 2 doses. Something inside me tried to convince me to put it off for tomorrow. You know what I am talking about right?

We all have that tiny little voice that talks us into waiting to do this or that. Convinces us that the promise we made in private to ourselves can be negotiated. However, I disagree. If I can not keep the promises I make to myself, then how on Earth can I keep the promises, commitments, etc. I make to others?

Maybe I have listened to too many old-time radio shows. Perhaps you should. When you get a chance go to MacInMind.com. Listen to Radio AM 1710 Antioch. You can stream it online. This is a 24/7 old-time radio station. You can listen to Gunsmoke, Fibber McGee and Molly, and The Whistler. There are detective shows and police stories. Take a weekend or maybe at work while working on a mundane project and listen. Listen to the overriding themes: to help others, to do your part …to do the right thing. I suppose Robert Fulcrum was correct. Everything I need to know I learned in kindergarten.
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On that note let’s talk about why you are here – ME! The best times to reach me are between 10 AM and 6 PM. At 6 PM sharp the phones are forwarded to a dispatch service. I made a promise to myself long ago to keep a regular schedule, and I am keeping my promise. So if its daylight AND the banks are open I am here taking phone sex calls. To chat with me, the price is always $12 for 15-minutes. Call 1-888-669-6389. For my regular phone sex callers, I offer Cheap Phone Sex Packages.

I did not travel for the holidays this year because my cat is ill. A few days before Thanksgiving he suddenly stopped jumping. That is a clear sign that something is terribly wrong. I took him to a number of vets and several thousand dollars later had no clue what was wrong with my cat. Those vets told me a little bit of everything. One suggested I put him down. Yeah, that is never going to happen – never! So after doing a little networking, I found the perfect DC area vet. It seems there isn’t a thing wrong with my cat’s back, spine, pelvis or bones. He has heart disease.

Apparently, when a cat has heart disease one of the first things to go are the hind legs. Blood doesn’t flow back there as it should. So, my new vet gave me some new drugs to ease the pain and hopefully stave off complete heart failure.

I am so relieved that I finally know what’s wrong with him. Now I can focus on other things like you.
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This phone sex site is called Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl for two reasons: the price and the fact that my name is Cheryl. To chat with me, Cheryl, the price of a phone sex call is ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Each additional minute is a mere 80 cents. Before you ask, no, there are no connection fees and no hidden charges. To reach me, again Cheryl, call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389.

I am suffering from Christmas withdrawal. It’s a strange feeling because I have never experienced it before. Perhaps I did not get enough egg nog or cookies this year or something. Right now I am in the midst of putting away the last of the Christmas decorations. I think to cheer myself up I am going to do a little New Year’s Eve shopping. What? Never heard of it? Sure you have. How do you think your end of the year dates look so fetching? Magic? Hardly. It takes a lot of planning and a little bit of luck to look that good … in the cold … in the middle of the night. I may wear sleeves this year.

Oh before you put away that credit card remember there are just a few days left for a little holiday discount on my already fabulous Cheap Phone Sex Packages.
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At Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, the price of a phone sex call is always cheap. When you talk with me, Cheryl, the price is ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Each additional minute is 80 cents. Call toll-free, 1-888-669-6389.

It’s December and you know what that means – presents! This gift-giving season give yourself a treat that lasts as long as you do. Sounds naughty, right? At Cheap Phone Sex with yours truly, Cheryl, you can always purchase one of my Cheap Phone Sex Packages. With one of these phone sex packages, you receive a discount on an already great price. So, what’s the big deal? Well, as my married admirers will tell you. Purchasing a bunch of phone sex calls and being charged once keeps wifey from asking too many questions. Plus you can slip the purchase in with the rest of the credit card transactions. So she is none the wiser. You guys are sneaky.
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This is my toll-free number: 1-888-669-6389. Call me for phone sex. The price of a call is really, really cheap. How cheap? It’s ONLY $12 for 15-mins. Talk to you soon.

Can you smell that? Oh, really! I am not talking about that! I am talking about the sweet smell of Thanksgiving. This year I have a big crowd coming in so the cooking marathon started over the weekend. I know most people prefer the summer months but give me this time of year always. I love the cold weather, keeping the kitchen warm, everything clean and snug.

So, this week if you call, and you hear me making weird sounds, it is not at all what you think. I am probably pulling something out of the oven. The “good” weird noises come later …during our call.
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In case you are lost of something this is a phone sex site. It is titled Cheap Phone Sex because my phone sex rates are incredibly cheap. To chat with me, Cheryl, call 1-888-669-6389. The price of a phone sex call is 80 cents a minute with a 15-minute minimum or ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Hence the name, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. Given that the holiday season starts on Friday, you might as well get a little something for yourself and ladies I know you troll this site so get your husband or boyfriend one of my Cheap Phone Sex Packages. It will give you peace of mind when you go out of town.

Hey, Guys!

I have been busy getting things ready for the holidays. I imagine I am like most people in that this is my favorite time of year. Oddly this is the first time in a long time that I will not have a platoon to support over the Christmas holidays. The guys I am currently supporting are on their way home now and there is no time to pick up a new platoon or squad in time to meet the delivery deadline. So, it feels a little strange this year. I wish all the men and women both in and out of uniform who are away from home this holiday season warm wishes and love. Be safe.

I appreciate the various responses I received regarding my request to weed out the questionable phone sex stories. Keep in mind that ALL the characters presented are 18 or older. With that in mind, I may begin adding more erotic stories in the near term.
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Now that the holidays are here this is the time to treat your self to one of my Cheap Phone Sex Packages. Or just call, 1-888-669-6389. The price is always 80 cents a minute with a 15-minute minimum or ONLY $12 for 15-mins. Talk to you soon.

The erotic sex stories section has been on my back burner for a little more than a year. I would like to remove any questionable stories. Unfortunately, I am beyond jaded and numb to what most Americans would consider too extreme. I would be very appreciative of your assistance. When you have a moment review the phone sex stories’ section and let me know if you believe a story should be removed. I have debated this issue with myself for some time and now it’s time to do something or not.
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It’s that time of year. When good husbands can sneak into their Christmas purchases something for themselves – a Cheap Phone Sex Package. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. One purchase, many calls. As always Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is $12 for 15-minutes. Call 1-888-669-6389.

I do not care how you vote as long as you vote. As many of you know, every election day I volunteer as a poll worker. Yes, I may very well be the youngest poll worker in America as most of the volunteers are older than my parents.

Today I got up at o’dark thirty and headed to my local precinct. I put up instructions around the school, set out chairs for the elderly and disabled then I made a Krispy Kreme run. I understand Krispy Kreme is not nationwide. So for those of you who don’t know. Krispy Kreme is a doughnut shop. They make these delicious doughnuts that if I didn’t know better would swear are laced with something that makes you want to eat more doughnuts. With coffee, hot cocoa and doughnuts in hand, I plied the other volunteers with plenty of sugar and caffeine. Part of my evil plan you see. My cohorts are so hopped up on sugar that they are so damn friendly and helpful when the first voters arrive that there is little for me to do. By late morning the sugar and caffeine wear off and that’s when I jump in. Hmmm …oddly around the time of the shift change.

OK, so when you call today, don’t mention any of the polls. I am against polls. And don’t tell me about the baseball game. I am one game behind and haven’t seen it yet.
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You know the drill. To chat with me call toll-free, 1-888-669-6389. At Cheap Phone Sex, the price is always $12 for 15-minutes. Need more time? Each additional phone sex minute is 80 cents.

Yesterday I went out on a blind date. My best friend, Susan hooked me up with this guy. She said there was more to life than Cheap Phone Sex and church. I should have known better from the start, but I was going to be downtown anyway and I had to eat. It was a lunch date. Inevitably I ran into various alumni. I have not been on the scene in quite some time as my phone sex business keeps me rather engaged. I said my hellos and looked for my date. When I got to my table he was already there. He looked like most DC types: well-dressed and in a hurry. Everything was going fine until I said (not asked but stated), “You’re married.” While he stuttered I laid into him like a dominatrix with a very dirty mouth and after I ordered my dessert to go I laid into Susan like she was my bitch.

There are a few deal breakers on my list of dating. Apparently, according to Susan, I was not clear on this point: Absolutely no married guys! Is that clear enough for you, Suze? If you are married, you may call me at Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. Did I give him my card? No, but I did give him a card for my girls.
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It’s $12 for 15-minutes. Call 1-888-669-6389 and talk to me directly. At Cheap Phone Sex, I only accept credit cards or you can barter by purchasing an Amazon gift card.

When you call Cheap Phone Sex, the person you speak to is me, Cheryl. Hence the subtitle, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. The number to reach me is 1-888-669-6389, and whenever you speak with me, the price of the call is always $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80 cents. Pretty straight forward, huh? Oh, and I am available from 10 AM until 6 PM Eastern or by appointment.

Over the weekend I switched around a few things to highlight my girls. My girls are phone sex women, shemales, men (yeah I know they are not girls) and couples. To chat with other phone sex women, click the link or call my Hushes® phone sex line at 1-800-363-3699.

Now Cheap Phone Sex is all about me, my interests, my projects et al. The other phone sex women page is about them. It doesn’t seem fair really. I get 1000s of pages and they get …well …less.
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All types of women staff my Hushes phone sex line. I have college coeds, stay-at-home moms, office workers, strippers and just regular folks looking for a fun release for their above-normal sexual desires. My girls cover every ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, and sexual preference. Most of my phone sex ladies are kinky and many are into extreme topics that I cannot and will not discuss here.

Basically, think about your sex fantasy and I guarantee that I have a phone sex operator who will take it one step further. My phone sex operators have been thoroughly screened, carefully handpicked and properly trained. They are real people who answered my employment ad for different reasons but have one common goal – a very happy ending.

Call my girls 24/7/365. 1.800.363.3699.

Guys are always afraid that the woman in their life is going to find out they purchased a phone sex call or something else they should not have. Now I do not know much about the other adult entertainment services, but I do know the phone sex industry and of course, my site Cheap Phone Sex because I make the rules. This is a follow-up to The Horny Man’s Guide to Purchasing Cheap Phone Sex (Without Your Wife or Girlfriend Knowing).

First, discretion is more or less built-in. As I described in Types of Phone Sex Services, everyone accepts credit cards. The credit card statement is almost always discreetly billed as “Some Boring Nondescript Company”. Years ago this one phone sex owner billed her clients under the name Pussy Girls. She wondered why no called her back. Before purchasing a phone sex call or anything really always ask how is it going to be billed. Another thing about the credit card statement is along with the name of the company is a telephone number. I understand some companies do not list a telephone and that amazes me because the Patriot Act makes it a requirement. At Cheap Phone Sex, there is a telephone number. Oh, it isn’t this one. How crazy do you think I am? That number rings to my accountant a sweet little old Jewish man. Either he is not clear on what I do exactly or he is very Southern.

Some guys freak out still. Afraid the wife is actually going to call the number on the credit card statement or something similar. Again most phone sex companies that have been around long enough have that covered, but you know your relationship dynamics better than me so take my advice:

1. Never purchase a phone sex call using a debit card. I had a problem with my debit card when someone went on a shopping spree over one Memorial Day weekend. Fortunately for me my bank denied all the charges and kept the funds in my account so my mortgage check would not bounce. Unless it’s Cheap Phone Sex or a phone sex service you know and trust then do not give someone access to the same account where you pay your major bills.
2. Always use a credit card preferably one with a small limit. When I first started in the phone sex business, I knew of a woman straight out of the State Penitentiary. She was very good at the calls. Perhaps she was burning off some pent-up sexual tension. After a few weeks with the phone sex service, she disappeared. Turns out she went to the Caribbean and stayed. All of it was paid for by her phone sex callers or should I say, victims. Nowadays a woman with a record would not get hired because she could not pass the background test. Dispatchers are bonded as am I. This is what I do with my low limit credit card. I have a “me” card. It has a $300 limit and I use it for internet purchases. I bought some mace from a company I never heard of before. They turned out to be legit and honest. Now once a year I buy all my mace and taser stuff from them on the “big” credit card.
3. Prepaid cards are a good start. If you want to try the phone, pick up a prepaid card from the grocery store or gas station or wherever, and call Cheap Phone Sex. The nice think about these cards is that the woman in your life will never know how you used it AND you know you will not be charged any more than what is available on the card. Nice, huh? The only problem I run into is when the prepaid card has not been properly activated. Before you call to make certain the card is activated. Sometimes that requires more than just checking to see if there is money in the account.
4. The best option is a reloadable prepaid card. The thing I do not like about these cards is the activation fee. Cheap is not just a name for my phone sex site. It is my motto. Admittedly I fully intended to try several different cards but was stopped by the activation fee. Really? You want me to pay anywhere from $4.95 to $19.99 to use my own money on your little plastic card! I digress. The nice thing about these cards is you get them once and whenever you need to add more money you can. It functions like my “me” card. The biggies in the market are Western Union, Walmart, Rush Card and Green Dot.

And then there is Amazon. If you are really pussy whipped, I mean concerned, go to my Cheap Phone Sex pricing page and purchase an Amazon Gift Card in the amount of your phone sex session. Before you purchase anything ask for the e-mail address. The minimum is $12 and each additional minute is 80 cents.

Paypal. As I have mentioned before, I do not accept Paypal. If you have a Pay Pal debit or credit card, I will accept those cards as I would any other debit/credit card. Ok? I accept Paypal debit/credit card.

Finally. Remember at Cheap Phone Sex anonymity is not an option. You may want to hide the fact that you are purchasing phone sex from your wife, but you can not hide that fact from me. I like any other reputable business in this industry must verify your name, age and the fact that you are the authorized user. Yeah, we have fun, but the business stuff always comes first. Didn’t you know this was a threesome?
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Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is a phrase that should make your dick stand up straight. After all, I am the best at what I do which is make men happy. To be happy, call me at 1-888-669-6389. The price of our phone sex session is $12 for 15-minutes.

Chad Ochocinco has a new breakfast cereal called OchocincO’s and apparently a new side job as phone sex marketer. The latter was unintentional of course. See on the box is a request for a donation to Feed The Children (FTC). FTC is a worthy cause that my parents give to regularly until of course the founder, Larry Jones, was fired. Enough said on that point. The number printed on the box is a phone sex number. Whoever owns that number is going to make an additional $3-5K today easy. Lucky bastard.

Why does this never happen to me? Phone sex addicts never call me. My phone sex numbers (and I have many) are never “accidentally” printed anywhere except a women’s jewelry catalog and somewhere in Texas for people with a traumatic head injury. Today I am going to pray to the phone sex gods. Pray with me. Oh Phone Sex Guru, please have one of Cheryl’s phone sex affiliate numbers (because I do not want to pay for the telephone bill) “accidentally” printed on the cover of Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler. She would prefer through an “accidental” printing on anything for the 2012 Republican National Convention. Word on the street is that my fellows Republicans have fatter wallets than Democrats. Cheryl would be thankful for an “accidental” printing at any major men’s sporting event or just slap her number on the ESPN scroll. Thank you.
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Is there a full moon? The crazies are out today. Take a quick peek at the top of my main page. I do not do calls about children, animals, body fluids, death fantasies or racial slurs and yes that includes anti-semitic statements. Like I said nutters (and not the good kind). To talk with me, call 1-888-669-6389. The price is always $12 for 15-minutes. It is the reason this phone sex site is called Cheap Phone Sex.

Free phone sex is something of a myth as are most free offers involving the sex industry. This is the dirty little secret: when you sign up for something free from information to electronics to sweepstakes, you are actually giving the marketer something – your contact information. Online marketers sell your name, address, email and telephone numbers to other marketers.

Good luck trying to get off that list. This phone sex offer is genuine.

By clicking the little button below you get 3 FREE PHONE SEX MINUTES. It works like so: you sign up for a free account and to verify you are of legal age enter your credit card information. Once you are verified, you are connected directly to me. 3 minutes may not sound like much but once connected, you hit the ground running. Need more time? The system will prompt you. There may be a lot of phone sex services, but there is only one me. My philosophy is thus. I would rather talk to you once and blow your mind than give a half-ass service. So ask for the best, something memorable, so hot that you masturbate to my voice long after this call and will remember every detail even in your twilight years. If you are going to try phone sex, you might as well do it right.

If you chose to talk longer than the free 3 minutes remember this service has no connection fees. You only pay for the time you talk to me. Nothing more. No hidden fees. No wacky charges. Did I mention that there are no minimums? Every phone sex service including mine, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, has a minimum. When you touch the button, there is no minimum. You may talk for less than a minute or for as long as you would like. The choice is up to you. Talk to you soon.

Cheap Phone Sex is a single girl service. It always has been. When you call my phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389, unless otherwise indicated the live voice you hear on the telephone is me. Now If I stepped away from the phone or you are calling me after my regular phone sex hours which is Monday through Saturday from 10 AM until 6 PM Eastern, then you get a message stating I am away but you can try one of these phone sex numbers. Let’s discuss those other phone sex numbers that represent all the various phone sex services.

Chat Lines
First up is 1-800-636-4200. This is a local chat line. Guys like it because the women here are not phone sex operators. They are not paid to have phone sex. They are regular women who would like to talk dirty and possibly more. The other nice thing about this service is that everyone local. When you call 1-800-636-4200, all the women are within your area code or as the case may be zip code. I do not consider this a phone sex line because it is not. This is a chat line. With phone sex, you are connected to a single woman or two women for live 1-on-1 or 2-on-1 conversation. A chat line is like a bar where you may chat with a lot of women and have an opportunity to meet, date or whatever.

While searching for phone sex that is cheap or affordable you may see advertisements for local chat of 69 cents chat or vchat. These are chatlines. Not the same thing.

Single Girl Service
When you call Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, 1-888-669-6389, I answer the phone. I take down your credit card information, process your card and guide the phone sex session. Everything is done through me. Most owner/operator phone sex services work in this manner. Over time the phone sex operator will expand and hire a few women who operate the same way. In other words, the person you do the phone sex call with is the person who processes your credit card. Note a few payment processors like NiteFlirt have automated the payment function and upon approval connect you directly to the woman of your choice.

Dispatch Service
When you call 1-800-363-3699 you get a recording. So guys hate hearing a recording while others are frightened off when I answer the phone with a simple hello and they were expecting a recording. To each his own. Personally, I think recordings get a bad rap for being impersonal, corporate phone sex monstrosities. Nothing could be further from the truth. Without getting into the legalities just about all phone sex operators are independent contractors. The services they provide are unique to the individual giving the service.

Call 1-800-363-3699, you are prompted to enter your credit card information or pay by check. Once your credit card is approved you are transferred to a dispatcher. She verifies your credit card information and matches you with whatever phone sex operator you would like to talk to. You see the phone sex service has so many women available that the recording is a way to automate the credit card process. There is not a way to effectively automate matchmaking which is exactly what the dispatcher does.

Got it?
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You know the drill. For Cheap Phone Sex, call 1-888-669-6389. The price is always $12 for 15-minutes.

Phone sex is like picking your nose. At some point, you are going to do it. Seriously. The act of picking your nose is a grooming habit. What you are really doing is removing dried nasal mucus. Your nose does not stop making mucus and the last I looked in the drug aisle there was not a nose-picking tool. Nose hair clippers. Yeah. Nose picking implement? Never seen one.

Phone sex is about masturbation. Your dick is not going to stop producing sperm. It is not going to stop getting hard. It will always until your dying day need to be “groomed”.
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Ready to have your cock properly groomed? Me too. Call 1-888-669-6389. I am available during the day and later by appointment. The price to chat with me is ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Remember you must be at least 23 and I only accept credit, debit and gift cards. Talk to you soon.

Is phone sex cheating? I consider cheating one of several things namely penetration the old fashioned baby making way and yes President Clinton oral sex is a form of penetration and finally that thing that men think about but most women will not do, anal penetration. Think that covers all the penetration holes. Kissing? Not so much. Unless the girl is kissing the guy’s dick or anus, but now we are back to oral/anal sex.

Look phone sex is a masturbatory tool. Ladies, men masturbate. A lot. Sometimes they want to switch it up. Aren’t there days when your 6-inch dildo is better than your chubby 9-inch vibrator or your fingers? When you diddle yourself, are you cheating on your man? Don’t get mad because there are not any straight male phone sex operators because if there were you would most likely use the service too. If you did would that be cheating? I mean the only penetration would be what you did to yourself. No one touched you except you. Can you cheat on yourself?

This is where it gets hairy – emotional cheating. Emotional cheating involves emotional intimacy with someone other than your wife. The key to emotional cheating is when it interferes with a man’s emotional connection with his wife. The state of North Carolina has a whole set of laws on the books about that.

Again phone sex is a form of masturbation. Unless you believe masturbation is a form of cheating – and if you do honey you have bigger issues – then phone sex is not cheating.

Is phone sex cheating? Not unless masturbating is. So, no.
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We both know that in the next 24 hours you are going to masturbate. You might as well treat your self to something different. Call 1-888-669-6389 and allow me to help you get off. My site is called Cheap Phone Sex for one reason only – the price. It is $12 for 15-minutes. Talk to you soon.

Christine O’Donnell has something to say about masturbation. She’s 41, never married, doesn’t believe in pre-marital sex, AND thinks masturbation is very, very naughty – I mean – bad. Sex, politics … guys, you know me I must investigate Miss O’Donnell’s stance on masturbation.

The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can’t masturbate without lust. – O’Donnell 1996

WTF? I masturbate at least 3 times a day, and that’s before I turn on the phones. While masturbating I tend to not dabble in any of the deadly sins. For you heathens who have not been baptized or heard the word of God, the seven deadly sins are wrath, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony. Lust is a sin. Is Miss O’Donnell suggesting that people who masturbate are sinners? Does she realize that little baby girls masturbate in utero? That’s right female babies still in their mother’s womb are in there masturbating. I know what you are thinking of the little baby girls are masturbating what on earth are the little baby boys doing? The short answer is nothing. They can’t grab on to anything so until they can master that skill (about puberty) no masturbating for them. Which is my theory as to why men or male sinners masturbate all the time.

Medically speaking masturbation relieves stress, diminishes depression and raises self-esteem. Men who frequently masturbate lower the probability of developing prostate cancer. Numerous studies have shown that ejaculating via masturbation decreased the risk of certain STDs and heart disease. Masturbation lowers blood pressure and reduces the blood vessels in the nasal passage which helps you breathe better.

You already know that phone sex is good you. So, let’s get you feeling better right now! For Cheap Phone Sex, call my toll-free phone sex number, . The price is ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Talk to you soon.

For great phone sex, you have to be in the right mood. I know. When it comes to sex, you are always in the mood. What I mean is that you have to have the right mindset. For example, if this is your first time calling Cheap Phone Sex, it may be better to not be in a rush. New phone sex callers have to be vetted. It takes a little longer to verify your credit card information. A Cheap Phone Sex regular can start immediately because his information has already been verified. If you are new to Cheap Phone Sex or any phone sex service, keep in mind processing time.

I realize a lot of guys are a bit bashful when they first call. Oh, it doesn’t matter if you are an extrovert or introvert when talking for the first time with a beautiful woman men turn into teenage boys and suddenly you are in high school again. Do you think that is why phone sex is so popular? The rush you get meeting someone new and experiencing something out of the ordinary. Whether you are a phone sex virgin or a first-time caller to a particular service or phone sex operator, enjoy that shy feeling but for goodness sakes tell her exactly what you want. If you are unsure if the phone sex girl is any good she will get it out of you one way or another. I have heard everything. Everything. When you call Cheap Phone Sex, please do not be afraid that you will offend me. Believe me if it something that I don’t do, I know a bitch …uh lady that is into whatever you like.

The best tip I can offer you is to relax. At Cheap Phone Sex, your phone sex session is discreetly billed. Nothing is on your credit card statement as vulgar as FREE PUSSY HERE or HEY WIFEY LOOK WHAT YOUR HUBBY DID. Our conversation is private and confidentiality is assured. Of course, you are accurately billed so there should not be a problem there. While I may tease you from time to time at the end of the day you are satisfied in knowing that you received great service and felt good about it during and after.

How to have good phone sex:
1. New phone sex callers realize it takes a few extra minutes to process your credit card.
2. Do not be shy in asking for what you want. This is YOUR time.
3. Relax. Your secret is safe with me.

That’s my phone. Talk to you soon.

To use my phone sex service, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, you must be at least 23. For a phone sex session, call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. The price of a call is 80 cents per minute with a 15-minimum. It’s ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. I only accept credit cards: Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and American Express. I also take Amazon gift cards. Please call for the email address.

When I was a kid the sports news of the day was Pete Rose. Back then I did not understand why Pete Rose couldn’t be in the hall of fame. What did gambling have to do with what a great player he was? No one could explain it to me then. Years later I get that gambling on games is a huge no-no. A career-ending no-no BUT I still don’t understand why Pete Rose can not be recognized for the excellent baseball player that he was. My point? Two words. Say it with me: Reggie Bush.

I don’t know much about baseball, but man do I know football. Reggie Bush kicked ass. In 2005 he was bar none Heisman material, and today he will be stripped of his trophy. I doubt that the trophy will be returned. This is what will happen. Mr. Bush’s name will be taken off the list of Heisman trophy winners. For 2005 there will be a big blank spot.

According to the Heisman Trust, Reggie Bush never played college football. If that is the case, why the hell did they give him the trophy in the first place? Oh, when the saints go marching in …
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Football season starts this weekend. So remember during halftime, call me for phone sex. You know the number: 1-888-669-6389, and the price is always right: ONLY $12 for 15-minutes.

Note every niche and phone sex fetish listed below accepts credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express), automatically takes your check by telephone, will direct bill or send an invoice which is something we in the phone sex industry call discreet billing and when available telephone billing where you may also charge your phone sex session to your telephone.

As you can see just about every payment option is available to you. To speak with me for ONLY 12 BUCKS for 15 minutes call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. I take all forms of payment and then some including honor pay and bartering. For more information visit my rate page.

Asian Phone Sex – Cheat Sheet
Asian Sweethearts. Chat with sweet-talking Asian ladies from all walks of life: teenagers, college students, models, strippers and moms. My asian phone sex service is open 24 hours a day and staffed by women from Chinese, Japanese, Korean and Southeast Asian backgrounds. Offers a great mix of new and experienced Asian Phone Sex women. No connection fees when choosing the flat rate option, awesome opportunity to chat with local women in your area and for those who do not have a credit card and chose not to use their checking account a non-1-900 telephone billing option is available.

1-800-848-4688. Features Asian hotties such as former and current strippers. Single moms, under-appreciated soccer moms and believe it or not up and coming business professionals also like to hang out and play here.

1-877-468-2742. For Asian Lovers only. We have Asian teens, Asian shemales/transsexuals, Asian dommes, Asian MILFs …too many Asian ladies to list. Plus: Once you enter your credit card information one of my sexy secretaries will help you chose the Asian Phone Sex diva who can best address your erotic fantasy. Discreet billing, callbacks, and package or flat rate pricing are all available.

Shemale Phone Sex – Cheat Sheet
Transexual Phone Sex. Whether you spell transexuals with one ‘s’ or two, you found the right place. That is if you are looking for hot, uncensored and ALWAYS nasty transsexual phone sex. These shemales are sexy, playful and 100% genuine. They are real people who know how to get the last drop of cum out of your balls. And believe me, that is one experience that will keep you “cumming” back for more. Don’t worry ladies. We have a trick or two for you too. Babes with Balls? Chicks with Dicks? Guys with Tits? No matter how you say it there is one thing we’ll guarantee: our operators have meaty breasts AND a fat cock to match. It’s the best of both worlds! Enjoy the ride. It’s bound to be twice as bumpy. Offers a cafeteria of shemale phone sex numbers. What’s your pleasure? There are pre and post-op transsexuals. Trannies who love to be submissive and take it up the ass and dominate transsexuals who like to give “it” to you.

1-800-326-2569. Beautiful, feminine shemales are just a few taps on your telephone away. A variety of she-males will love to rub one out while you coo in “her” ear. Thankfully we have a few screamers. Credit cards and checks accepted. Whether you are a seasoned admirer of transsexuals or wanted to try something new and exciting. My sexy hostesses will pair you up with the tranny that can best handle your particular phone sex fantasy. We have Asian shemales, black trannies, dominate transsexuals, Latina she-hes, older, younger, redheads. Name it. We got you covered! Highlights: flat-rate pricing, callbacks, 2 on 1 “lovefests”.

Gay Phone Sex – Cheat Sheet
Gay Phone Sex. Chat live with my gay phone sex operators. They are uninhibited, sexy and as we say in the south…NASTY.
Straight guys calling gay phone sex lines are hot. And here’s a secret. Taking the man cherry of a straight guy is a real treat. No equipment needed except the pole you were born with. Perks: A chat line to hook up with local gay and bi-curious men in your area.

1-800-522-4865. Variety of gay men. Featuring chat line and pay by check options. To choose the male phone sex operator of your choice, call and one of my dispatchers will help you decide among Master Rick, hot black, Asian and Latino men, military guys and twinks.

Mature Phone Sex – Cheat Sheet
Mature Woman Phone Sex. Sex with an older woman. You would think that after three kids, a couple of discreet affairs and some rather interesting sexual positions, the cunt of an older woman would be as wide as the Grand Canyon with big flabby lips. Not a chance! The myth is true: older pussy is a tight pussy. Experienced Women. At Mature Phone Sex our phone sex women are just that – WOMEN! Coming from all walks of life we have professional businesswomen, homemakers, swingers and freaks. So, if you love older women, then you’re going to LOVE US. Got a mommy fantasy? Or is that too descriptive? Whether you just like older, experienced woman or really do want to ‘lay down some pipe’ for mommie or Aunt Nancy, I have a variety of mature phone sex women to call. Perks: Local date line available. Maybe you will bring a MILF home tonight.

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Dominatrix Phone Sex – Cheat Sheet
BDSM Phone Sex. The name of the game is DOMINATION. And here the mistress is the one who makes the demands. Your only preoccupation will be her desires, her wants, her enjoyment…get the point? This is not about you. It never was. Remember, you do not matter. Your sole purpose is to entertain these dominant phone sex mistresses. For phone sex domination and training, you know who to call. These ladies don’t “do” domination. They ARE dominate. This is the lifestyle they have chosen. To participate call.

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Most adult paysites are shitty. Here is the skinny: at Cheap Phone Sex, only the best paysites are endorsed. These are sites that are updated daily or weekly, have exclusive content and operate in a no-bullshit zone meaning no shady dealings.

Years ago some advertising executive had the bright idea to get celebrities namely athletes to push various products. About fifty years ago there was an up and coming baseball player that was endorsing a particular product. He said in every ad that he used the stuff himself. Turns out he did not. He lost credibility, his baseball contract, and the product had to be rebranded.

You will notice that there is very little advertising on Cheap Phone Sex. Unlike that baseball player from years ago, I refuse to sell anything on my phone sex site that I do not use or can not stand behind. Last month I placed an AEBN movie banner on the site. I have had an account with AEBN for years. I use their service because they have tons of movies and at the right price. Today I am adding two more “houses” to my list of endorsements: Top Bucks and Twistys.

The Good Guys.
The internet we know today i.e. the public face began with the Clinton Administration and Top Bucks was there. They are one of the first adult entertainment entities on the internet and their success is obvious in that they are still here. Compared to Cheap Phone Sex Twistys.com is relatively new to the scene. It offers what you asked for glam content and in my opinion, is the only reputable company left in the niche.

Most Other Sites Are Shit.
I have eluded to this several times in the past but most adult paysites are shit. Perhaps shit is not strong enough. But shit it is. This is how the business works:

It’s the usual stuff for any website. You buy a domain, contract a programmer or nowadays purchase something ‘off the shelf’ and hire a web designer. Now here is the crucial part. Once the paysite is functional the webmaster either shoots the content him/herself or s/he buys content. Shitty paysites tend to buy content.

The Best Paysites Are Not Shitty
Think about it. Back in the day guys who really were into a certain fetish so liked their porn that they would shoot the stuff themselves. They had exclusive content that could not be had anyplace else. Take for example my buddy T-. T- has a foot fetish. At first, he would sell subscriptions to foot fetish sites then he realized that he could shoot the content and fuck the girls himself. For 5 years he had one of the best foot fetish sites on the net. Then he found a woman with perfect feet, sold the business and I believe they are walking around barefoot on a beach somewhere.

I will say it again. The best sites have exclusive content, are updated frequently meaning daily or depending on the size of the fetish at least weekly and the people running the site have a deep appreciation for the subject matter. There is only one other paysite I endorse and that is Kink.com. This is a BDSM paysite. The folks at Kink love what they do. They refurbished a building that had seen better days and shoot several times a week. The talent is treated with respect, the back office people are professional and all aspects of their business model is second to none. All of this is reflected in their paysite: excellent customer service, frequent updates and accurate billing.

Kind of reminds me of Cheap Phone Sex: quality service, discreetly billed, incredible rates (Only $12 for 15-minutes) and then there’s me, Cheryl. Call me. 1-888-669-6389.

That’s my phone. Talk to you soon.

PS. All this shit talk probably drew the brown showers pervs out. I don’t do scat. That’s an extreme topic. So, if you are here for that check out the Phone Sex page for extreme fantasies.

People who abstain from alcohol die faster. Therefore I have decided to drink. This information comes from a 20-year study. Granted I pay little attention to studies because there are several outside factors to consider like who is funding the study and how nutty or desperate is the lead researcher. One day you hear soy is a new wonder food and the following week someone has another study saying the exact opposite. But this alcohol research is speaking to me.

They found that moderate drinkers – whatever that means – live longer. Hardcore drinkers, again no idea how that is defined, live longer. Longer than whom? Me!

As you guys know I don’t drink. It is neither for religious reasons nor did I party my ass off in college and suddenly found sobriety a better option. I never drank. Never felt the need. Although I have wondered lately about having wine for dinner, and this new study has sort of sent me over the edge.

Aside from not being the least bit interested in drinking, I think the main reason for my not participating is I really like my money in my pocket almost as much as I like yours in mind. Which begs the question, have you called Cheap Phone Sex today? Hmmm? Call me at 1-888-669-6389. For a phone sex session with me, the cost is only $12 for 15-minutes. When you call have some suggestions on alcoholic choices to pair with my meals.

That’s the phone. Talk to you soon.

Any sci-fi fans? In every futuristic post-apocalypse scenario there is always one company left standing. The company by our pathetic 21st century standards is always evil. The company is usually run by a dictatorial entity that experiments with the unknowing population. Looking around today I took an educated guess and thought perhaps Walmart. That was then. Now I know the last company left standing will be Google. Why you ask?

Today Google offered 400 full-length movies for free. They are fucking with television, man! Ok, I was fine with the ‘internets’ but now they are not just screwing with my computer. They are in my house, messing with my TV. Damn! My mom and dad watch TV. My grandparents, little babies …the dog.

Seriously, we have to fight this. Someone should call the FCC or …hang on. They have Terror in a Haunted House. Is that the original Heidi? Oh, no. The Best of the Three Stooges? It’s Curly! It’s not the Three Stooges without Curly. Anyone who knows that can not possibly be all bad, right?

Tell you what. I am going to take a lunch break. Take a peek around for strictly research purposes then meet back here to do some more phone sex calls. Sound like a plan?
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$12 for 15-minutes. That’s it. When you call, 1-888-669-6389, ask to do the minutes and get 15-minutes of hot, uncensored phone sex. At Cheap Phone Sex, you must be at least 23.

I put together a cheat sheet of the best places to call for phone sex. I broke it down to cost, the types of women available, when the service is open and what types of topics are off-limits. It is my version of a phone sex faq.
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Cheap Phone Sex is of course listed first. This is a single girl service and that means I am the only person answering this phone sex line, 1-888-669-6389 unless told otherwise. When you chat with me the price is always $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80 cents. I accept all major credit cards and for those of your with extremely curious wives or girlfriends you may send me an Amazon gift card via email. Ask for the email prior to sending anything.

I have to renew my driver’s license in a new state. I misplaced a document and getting a replacement will take too long. Soooooo the customer service representative went down the list of acceptable alternative items I can use to prove my identity. One guess what I keep on my person at all times that is just as good. Answer: my concealed gun permit. Crazy, huh? Yeah, the really crazy part is that I renewed my gun permit before my driver’s license. Yeah, I am Southern and damn proud of it.
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Who is the best phone sex operator in the world? Who has cheap phone sex rates and loves her clients? Who? I said who damn it! Me that’s who. This is my toll-free number: 1-888-669-6389. You may call whenever. However, the best times to reach me for a phone sex call is between 10 AM and 7 PM ad occasionally from 9 PM until a little after midnight. Only credit cards are accepted. The price is always $12 for 15-minutes.

Manners are important especially when calling a phone sex line. Think about it this way. The only people who call you are family members, colleagues, and friends, right? Hot random women don’t call your cell phone at all hours of the day, do they? Yeah, yeah but this is my work number, right? Well, let’s talk about your work number. You get calls from co-workers, vendors, and clients, am I right? Still no hot, horny women I see.

Well, my friends, when my “work” number (1-888-669-6389) rings all day and all night. If it isn’t a hot, horny guy, then it’s a hot albeit confused horny gal. So, let’s go over the proper way to call my phone sex line, Cheap Phone Sex.

New Cheap Phone Sex Caller
Ring. Ring.
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello!
Hot, Horny Guy: Hi. My name is John. I am a new caller and I would like to purchase a call.
Cheap Phone Sex: Hi, John. The price is $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80 cents. New callers such as yourself may speak a maximum of 30 minutes which is $24. Would you like to do the minimum or play it by ear?

Repeat Cheap Phone Sex Caller
Ring. Ring.
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello!
Hot, Horny Guy: Hi. This is John Smith.
Cheap Phone Sex: Hey, John. How are you?
[later on]
Cheap Phone Sex: John, would you like to do another call?
Hot, Horny Guy: Yes, please.
Cheap Phone Sex: Well, the price is still the same. Would you like to do the minimum or let it ride?

Cheap Phone Sex Package Holder
Ring. Ring.
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello!
Hot, Horny Guy: Hi. This is John Smith. I have a package. (and he doesn’t mean that kind of package you pervs)
Cheap Phone Sex: Hey, John. How are you?
[later on]
Cheap Phone Sex: Ok, John, before we start let me deduct 15-mins off your Cheap Phone Sex Package.

For the record, not all my phone sex callers are horny, but they are all hot.

Talk to you soon.

Six years ago the DC metro area had massive power outages. The power was out for weeks in some areas. I believe the problem had to do with buried lines or the lack thereof. Yesterday my little corner of the world experienced a massive power outage.

I was having an excellent day making men …well you know. Then while I was in the middle of putting the finishing touches on my avatar for this virtual sex shop the lights started to flicker. The sky had gone from overcast to something different. So, I peeked out of the sunroom window and there was crazy sideways rain and something large and heavy was floating like a feather over the building next door. I instantly had images of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. As I opened windows (that’s what you do in a tornado), I grabbed the cat and headed for the safe room. No, I do not have a room with a safe. It’s the room that should stay standing in the event of a tornado. As I found the weather channel on my solar-powered radio something did not sit right. I lived through dozens of tornadoes ad the sky wasn’t the right color. That wasn’t a tornado! It was something else. About 3-minutes later the wind and the rain stopped.

Seriously. The storm lasted a total of 5-7 minutes. In that short amount of time beautiful trees were uprooted, power lines destroyed and over 60% of the area was carpeted in black. Last night I looked out and could see the Capitol as the only thing lit, and it was gorgeous.

Today the power company gave us partial power. My AC is off, the dryer doesn’t work and my water pressure is completely whacked. Oh, I’m not complaining. I am grateful that my lights are on and the food in the freezer did not spoil. I am a little concerned about my computers which need to be cool at all times and my 16-year old cat who likes the good life of laying on his back with the air blowing o his stomach.
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So, it’s back to the grind. As long as the power stays on I’m taking calls. Call me at 1-888-669-6389.

I have added a link to X-rated movies like Nailin’ Palin. For nearly a decade I have never advertised anything but phone sex on my site, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. Why the change? In truth, I have looked for interesting things to offer. Items or services that may complement your experience during your phone sex call, but nothing felt right until now.

I enjoy movies and XXX-rated movies are no exception. The hard part is finding the right movie and that comes down to a matter of taste. Sure you can find free 20-30 second clips at your favorite tube site, but I am not a clip girl I need to see everything from start to finish. Also, I like to have plenty of variety.

Last month I added a movie link to Cheap Phone Sex. I settled on the current animated banner that lists Adult Video Networks (AVN) top movies of the past year. It is sort of the Academy Award of porn movies.

If you would like to stream a hot movie legally and without any fear of downloading a virus or something worse, go ahead, touch it.
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Oh, it’s a beautiful day here in the Washington, DC metropolitan area. It is August. That means it is cooler ad much more relaxed. So, enjoy these dog days of summer and call me at 1-888-669-6389. It’s called Cheap Phone Sex because of the price – only $12 for 15-minutes.

I have been in the bat cave carefully checking the uniformity of my links on Cheap Phone Sex and chatting with my IT guys. Yeah, I have IT guys. I have found that once again I am completely innocent and someone else screwed me (and not the good kind). So, my friends, Google Search is officially on my done list. Never again will I “google” for this site, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, for the sole purpose of checking my ranking. Screw it! We all know who is the best, right? The cheapest? And so much better than …

I have to hand it to the folks at Google. I rarely ever check my position in Google since the last disaster, so the only alert I got that there was a potential problem was when I checked my dashboard on Webmaster Central. Thanks, Google for the cool webmaster tools.

Oh, one last thing Romanian webmasters can go the way of the Swiss.
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Ok, the name of the site is Cheap Phone Sex or Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. My toll-free number is 1-888-669-6389. The price of a phone sex session is $12 for 15-minutes. If you need more time, each additional minute is 80 cents. To call you must be at least 23. I only accept credit cards – Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and American Express. Regular callers may opt to purchase one of my Cheap Phone Sex Packages. I only accept calls from people in the United States with an American billing address and active duty military no matter where you are stationed. Next month I will have an option available for individuals living outside the US. Well except the Swiss and Romanians of course.

I had my favorite Google dream. It’s the one where every search no matter the topic list my site, Cheap Phone Sex, first. So, your searching for work gloves and BAM! Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is the first listing. Think of the possibilities. I could potentially bring world peace, end hunger and finally find the true meaning of life. How you ask? Well, whenever anyone hops on my phone sex page, stress oozes off their body. No that is not a euphemism for a porn term. Ask any of my callers. I am a de-stressor. When you have less stress, there just isn’t any time for war. Also, I make people happy and not just because of my cheap phone sex rates. It’s my personality. People and guys, in particular, are happier around me.

Less stress, more happiness and I am good for your health. I should run for President. Next year I will be legally old enough to run. Watch out 2012!

Well, Google has a webmaster forum where experts in the field along with I believe Google employees answer your questions. I had mine submitted a few minutes ago. So, I feel a thousand percent better about the situation. This bit in the posting guidelines threw me for a minute:

“Nudity and sexually explicit material. We don’t allow nudity or sexually explicit material. We also don’t allow content that drives traffic to commercial pornography sites.”

I seem to recall waxing on about how sites of a mature nature could not join in the search engine discussion because adult sites could not be posted on the forums. Still true today, and I don’t blame them. Those porn guys are shady. You do know that phone sex is not porn, right?

Anyhow I will let you know what happened. In the meantime, it’s back to the grind. Wrong use of the word. What I mean to say is that I am up and taking calls. Talk to you soon.

Today, I have decided to become a Google Bitch. You’re probably thinking that I am already a bitch and really do not need to bring Google into it. Well, you guys remember my rant from a few years ago? I was beyond pissed when my little phone sex site, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, was nowhere in Google’s index. I stopped eating, sleeping and most importantly fucking. That’s when you know it’s serious.

I wrote a little letter to Google and received a timely reply. All was right with the world. Well, this morning I woke from a dead sleep. Note the time on this post. My “spidey sense” was tingling. It nagged at me all day. I knew something was wrong. I called my family, checked my bank accounts, smelled under my arms …something was amiss.

I figured it out at “o’dark thirty”. My wonderful phone sex site that we all agree is awesome because of my fantastic rates and well …me. Cheap Phone Sex is on page 5. 5! Just as I was about to turn off the lights and head back to bed swearing to never again check my position in Google something told me to look at the situation one last time.

The Cheap Phone Sex cached page is not showing up. Cheap-Phone-Sex.NET is listed within the Google index as cheap-phone-sex.net as opposed to www.cheap-phone-sex.net. It’s a canonical issue that can easily be fixed in a matter of seconds.

The question is how did this become an issue overnight. My phone sex site, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, has been online –uninterrupted – for more than a decade. I am extremely careful with Cheap Phone Sex. Only this week I added an AEBN ad, the only advertisement on the site. I do not trade and exchange links with anyone except Jane’s Guide, Greenguy’s Link-O-Rama and Persian Kitty all powerhouses within the adult entertainment industry. I chose my links like I chose my men – carefully.

So what happened?

About a month or so ago (around May Day or a little after) someone linked to me 1000+ times. I checked the root domain of the sites – there were two. It appeared to be some sort of a search engine pseudo categorized link thingy. I figured they were building their sites and Google picked up the new links and it would die down later. I still have something like 800 external links pointing to my site. Mind you I never looked at the individual links until today. I will give you one guess how the majority of those pages are linking or referring to my site. Did you say cheap-phone-sex.net without the “www”?

I always use “www”. Every link pointing to my site (that is legitimate) uses “www”.

This is an example of how another person/company/whatever can fuck with your site. Now the only reason I am sharing this here is that as webmasters we are told ad nauseum that no outsider can screw with your position within the Google search index. I want to believe the search engines, but I have witnessed first hand on two separate occasions now that is simply not the case. A few years ago it was intentional from a phone sex competitor. Today I don’t know who these foreigners are. If this is a test to make money or do something malicious, I have no clue.

What I do know is that I am learning about Google. I knew my Ivy League education would come in handy someday. I dusted off their white papers and am spending the weekend going over their intellectual property. Where’s that link to Google Guide? I am going to learn everything about Google. Become a freaking cheerleader or what I like to term a Google Bitch.

Ok, I have to get back to bed. I am more bitchy than usual when my sleep is interrupted, and I have phone sex callers to entertainment later this morning. Remember guys it is $12 for 15-minutes. Call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. Yawn. I am not going to read over this rant so please forgive my dyslexia.

One more thing. I don’t know who these former Eastern Block webmasters are. If it’s an honest mistake, cool. If not, I imagine a lot of other people will be complaining.

How many pornstars/adult film hotties are on Twitter? Answer 824. And I’m following them all. Insert evil laugh. I am learning the names and faces of the women you guys drool over. It’s hard to believe but unless I met one of these ladies at an adult webmaster event I have no idea who these moviemakers are.

I am grinning from ear to ear because I finally found a real-world use for Twitter and it involves porn.

Doesn’t 824 seem a little low? I wonder how many porn stars there are in America. Is there a guild or something where everyone has to register? There must be more.
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My goodness! Look at the time. I have to turn the phones back on. Remember guys the price of a phone sex call is $12 for 15-minutes. If you want more time, each additional minute is 80 cents. Only credit cards are accepted: Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and American Express. So, when you are ready, call Cheap Phone Sex with me, Cheryl, at 1-888-669-6389. Talk to you soon.