Well, this is some shit. Have any of you heard of RSSING? These bitches have scraped most of my site and they have the nerve to suggest I should fill out a form in order to opt-out of their little “con”. Um, shouldn’t I have to opt-in first? Open letter time …

Dear RSSING:

I run a phone sex blog, Hushes. 100+ of my articles are on your site. I would like them removed. No, I am not going to fill out your fucking form. Tell me. Would you fill out a form after a thief stole your content? Would you confirm your name and email address after some lazy motherfucker re-purposed your intellectual property? Would you say ‘please’ after said mofo removed your copyright notification? No, of course not! I am not opting out of your questionable enterprise because I never opted in bitch!

You should be telling me how you found my site, who added it to your portfolio, how you confirmed that the person “authorizing” this shit owned MY site and throwing me several mea culpas with promises that you will never scrape my site again …along with confirmation that you removed my shit from your bullshit domain.

So, here’s my form. It’s basic 😉 In other words fuck your form, fuck your scraping script and fuck you. Now get the fuck off your ass and remove my content from your fucking site …and piss off.

Sincerely,

Cheryl
Head Bitch in Charge (HBIC)

RSSING is part of the SEO shenanigans I mentioned earlier. This site scrapes your content via your site’s rss feed. My feed summarizes the content. RSSING, however, publishes FULL copies on my posts within a frame that the end-user cannot break. Yesterday I forced the pages to present on their site as a blank page. Additionally, my copyright notification (again on their site) linked to other pages. It’s a dirty trick that attempts to negate my property rights, confuse my phone sex customers, minimize my rank within search engines and question my online reputation.

One more time (in case they didn’t get the message): Fuck you and don’t do it again. Now everybody dance!

Note: I originally wrote SEO Shenanigans two days ago.

This is not how I wanted to spend my Easter weekend. Before I begin, allow me to say this: my post titled NSFW was more of a tongue in cheek description of what it’s like to own an adult site and ask for help on a non-adult forum. Earlier in the year I did just that and dreaded the experience which turned out to be pretty nice. So, I hope I didn’t offend any of the great volunteers on the forum. I didn’t find any bigots. Plus thanks to the volunteer who was gracious enough to look into my problem I got another nugget of gold – a wonderful explanation of what NSFW means without judgment. Win-win!

Did I ever tell you how I acquired Hushes.com? Hushes is a pretty sweet name and as you all know I am incredibly bad at naming things. Well, years ago when the internet was quite new and George Bush was president (first term), some motherfucker had a brilliant idea. He decided to take my blog and copy it. Every page, every picture and every word with one exception – my phone sex number. Then he contracted with one of my competitors and placed an affiliate number on “his” site. By the time we were done he forked over all the monies and this domain. Needless to say when you have a 16-year-old blog you will face all kinds of off-site tricks.

As many of you know, whenever I experience a “trick” regarding my little phone sex blog, I document it e.g. here, here, here and here, because the details become cloudy over time. Well last fall my site started tanking in the ranks. It was a slow drip drip drip and then suddenly poof. I equated it with moving over to ‘https’ as the poof happened the very next day. If anything that move probably highlighted another issue which by the way has nothing to do with any of the activities initiated by me on or off the site.

The plot thickens …

It’s Easter! I have cakes to bake and pork chops to marinate. My cousin’s wife is making the ham this year. I am a little worried as this woman has difficulty with toast …in a toaster! I am bringing a few sides and my super yummy brioche dinner rolls. Between baking and updating my site, I will be doing a little research regarding the aforementioned attack. I put out some feelers. What I want to understand is the how and why so that I may share with my attorney. Once I am able to articulate how a cached page plays into my intellectual property (easy) and that my legal notice covers it (a little tricky depending on case law) I will slam a dollar value on the damages and we’re off! The goal is to draft a C&D for my lawyers to present to the various hosts as I am fairly certain the web domains in question have fraudulent whois information. Didn’t I tell you this type of stuff is maddening …and time-consuming?

Here’s the kicker: nothing is going to happen. Oh, the host will pull the site, if it truly is an issue the search engine folks will work their magic but the black hat guy/gal will more than likely never be identified as s/he probably lives outside the United States. It’s depressing. So, why bother? 10 years ago I would have said it’s the principle. Fuck that. When someone steals from you and/or invades your space you have to make some noise. As a lawyer, I am following the same advice I would give any of my friends, document everything, report to the appropriate entities and learn from the experience because you never want to be in a situation where keeping silent made it worse for you or the next mark.

And you know what really pisses me off? It takes me hours to write a post. Oh, if I had 30-minutes of uninterrupted quiet I could knock one out, but that never happens. Between your phone sex calls and the back office portion of this business, I eke out a post here and there. That’s several drafts and a few edits because you know I am severely dyslexic. Then well you have heard my audio clips. How many times has the cat run in to say hello or someone walked in to hand me a package not to mention the phone ringing? It’s a miracle I ever get anything published. So, when someone steals my stuff it really rubs me the wrong way. Seeing my words on another site ticks me off in ways that I am going to have to go to confession on Tuesday.

Speaking of confession isn’t it time you confessed your sex fantasies. You know you can, right? Call 1-888-669-6389, to chat with me, live. The price of a phone sex session is $12 for 15-minutes. Regular callers may purchase a package. That’s the phone …and my cake!

Phone sex is not porn. It is indecent speech, yes, but never porn. Yesterday, I found myself having to ask a question about this site on a webmaster forum which is often difficult. Why? Well, as I stated nearly a decade ago there are bigots (yes bigots) within the webmaster community. These bigots deem anything remotely sexy as “porn” and according to them “porn” is synonymous with spam. And as you, my dear, sweet admirers know all too well the only spam I do involves a cast iron skillet, butter, onions, garlic, and white bread. Yum! My dad likes tomato and mayo. That’s good too …as a cold sandwich, but I digress.

The nice person who answered my question first flagged my link as not safe for work aka NSFW. WTF?! This sex blog follows a no pink policy. There is not a single nude image or sex video at Hushes.com. Nada! So, it begs the question, is my phone sex site safe for work? Does talking about pussy make a site NSFW? Hang on. I don’t discuss pussy. I talk about fucking or more to the point masturbating. Does TALKING about masturbation sans exhibits make my sex blog NSFW? Really?

I talk about phone sex and masturbation and sexy things but how is that NSFW? There are joke sites more risque than my little slice of the internet. You see far more skin in any Carl’s Jr. commercial. Who knew burgers and especially sausages were so damn titillating. Bet I am going to get dinged for saying titillating because it has the word ‘tit’ in it.

Come on! Surfing any social media platform you will find shocking shit (the only way to describe it) that will make you say ‘shit’ out loud. Images and videos of things that make me blush. Me! And I’m a fucking expert. Oh, I have examples. Some crazy lady on Twitter sent me dead baby pictures. Apparently, she chose to “educate” me on the pitfalls of abortion. Had to report that account. A dude posted a rape video on Tumblr. Had to report that account too. And don’t get me started on the endless dick pics that random guys send for reasons I am guessing one needs to have a penis to understand. If I never see another pussy beard it will be too soon. And yet my little phone sex blog is NSFW?

All I am trying to do is help men and women masturbate better, have wonderful orgasms and maybe have a positive view of sex and the wonderment of their body. How can this act of altruism be sullied with the label NSFW?

It’s because I charge a modest fee, right? Well, I am never going to apologize for being a capitalist. Fuck that! Speaking of which…

Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes
Regular callers may purchase a package.
Call 1-888-669-6389. Credit/debit and gift cards accepted.

Whew! That was close!

While East Coast-based news outlets are referring to the last few days as the Blizzard of 2016, I understand not everyone in America experienced Snowmageddon or the Jonas Winter Storm or whatever they called it. Before I get started allow me to thank all my phone sex admirers who called to check in on me. Each call was very sweet and much appreciated.

I believe this snowstorm beat all previous records in terms of snowfall. What I found interesting was the response by local, state and (as I live in the DC metropolitan area) federal government. First, they shut down the metro. When you shut down the metro, the city is basically closed for business. No one who depends on public transportation can get to work or shop or visit family and friends on the other side of the beltway or the next stopover. The intention is clear – stay off the roads. With the roads clear the snowplows were able to keep pace with the 36 hours of constant snowfall and get the roads in a workable condition. I believe the most amazing thing was there was (knock on wood) very few power outages. Compare that to 2010 when the area received more than a foot of snow every few days (I believe 4 times in the space of 3 weeks) and some folks lost power for up to a week.

The city sent out a robocall with tips on how to prepare for the storm and a list of emergency numbers should something happen. I received more tips from my homeowners’ association with detailed instructions of what to do in a power outage. The preparedness efforts were as different as night and day when compared to all previous storms including hurricanes. I believe the DC metro was ready and on alert because our first responders have drilled disaster scenarios since the events of 9/11.

I hope everyone remains safe and warm and again thanks to everyone who called to check on me. Now let’s get to the business at hand – phone sex!

Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes
Call 1-888-669-6389

While I am between calls, let me remind you that to chat with me, Cheryl, call 1-888-669-6389. As I stated earlier, you must be at least 23 to use Cheap Phone Sex. The price is $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. Regular clients may also purchase one of my phone sex packages. Now let’s get today’s rant …

No pink policy at Hushes. Meaning no nudes and other eye candy. Now if you are here for phone sex then you have reached the right service. pic.twitter.com/C6TiNAnhgu

— Phone Sex (@PhoneMistress) July 30, 2019

Hushes adheres to a ‘no pink’ policy meaning no nudity. Think nipples, genitalia and spread butt cheeks aka pink. After several years of following federal guidelines regarding perceived sexually explicit material, I removed suggestive images from my phone sex blog. Why? Well, the aforementioned guideline had, in my opinion, become a witch hunt of sorts and more draconian with each passing year. When I was advised that I had to maintain a file on my own photographs proving my age at the time a particular picture was taken …well let’s just say that was the last straw. I am in the phone sex business, not pictures or videos or webcam. This is an audio-text service and my words particularly my voice and the voices of my girls ought to be enough.

Another reason I decided to make Hushes no pink was that maintaining a social media presence had become a hassle as too many outlets confuse ‘adult services’ with pornography. As my well-informed admirers know all too well, phone sex is not porn. Phone sex is an adult service meaning one must be over the age of 18 (or as is the case here 23) to purchase a session or participate on a call. Phone sex is no different from other products and services which require an age minimum e.g., alcohol, cigarettes, voting (see I told you politics is dirty). While sex may sell and tobacco and beer companies may use it to gain your attention and persuade you to look for their brand, there is not a need here to display naked pictures or fuck videos to every looky-loo who passes by this site. Such personal items are for repeat customers or loyal clients. In other words: off-site. You see phone sex is less ‘dirty talk’ and more erotic conversation. It is an intimate connection that is never scripted whereby every interaction is spontaneous and new. Phone sex is your opportunity to have a sexy, adult discussion with someone who is open, non-judgmental and let’s face it, far kinkier than you.

To summarize, since 2010 I have adopted a no pink policy meaning all material with even a hint of being “sexually explicit” has been removed from this site. Why? I was 1) Sick of having to deal with ridiculous federal guidelines which by the way are not to “protect children”; 2) Tired of being lumped in with porn sites because as we all know audio-text is not “porn”; 3) Played whack-a-mole with various social media outlets one time too many; and, finally 4) Wanted to get back to the art of aural pleasure aka phone sex. Ah, what a satisfying art form it is!

This phone sex blog is called Hushes and my phone sex service is named, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl because I am Cheryl and to chat with me the price is ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. 100% live, 1-on-1 phone sex with me or one of my girls. Call me at 1-888-669-6389 for a session. Don’t forget to purchase a phone sex package especially if love to masturbate. Today’s word is monkey.

Chat lines are not the same as phone sex lines. It is apples and oranges my friends. Apples and monkeys! Lately I have received a huge influx of new potential phone sex callers who when they get me live start giving me ‘the business’ because they have to tell someone how they were duped into purchasing a plan or subscription or whatever they believed to be phone sex only to learn after purchase that it isn’t live or explicit – in other words not phone sex – but some chat thing where the girls want to get married! As one guy said to me, “What the fuck am I going to do with TWO wives?”

A few years ago I did audio about this very thing because I saw a lot of affiliate marketers started to crowd the phone sex field. Again, not to mess with someone else’s hustle I tried to explain the difference. Well, it’s that time again.

What Are Chat Lines?
Chat lines are date lines. Datelines have a long storied history in this country. Since the very beginning ‘for profit’ organizations would place ads in newspapers across the country promising young women an opportunity to find a husband. Guys would pay for the matches. Think of it as a modern-day form of matchmaking. Bet you never realized that when you called a date line you were participating in the 20th-century version of matchmaking. Come on! Match.com? Get it now!

The real money was made in locales where there were few women. For example, Europe sent women to the colonies or East Coast matchmakers sending women out West. Our efforts to relocate women to cities where the male to female ratio is 2:1. Think mail order brides.

The business model has pretty much remained the same: women join sites for free and the men pay for an introduction to the ladies. Introduction seems to be the right word because it isn’t live and it’s rarely nasty and here’s why:

The Dirty Secret Behind Chat Lines.
Recently a guy called pissed that he had been scammed by a chat line and lamenting why guys have to pay and women don’t. It blew his mind when I told him.

The success or failure of a chatline depends entirely on how many women are available. The same is true for dating and cam sites. So, whoever is running the chatline spends all of his/her resources making sure the line is ‘well-stocked’. Ads are placed (usually in the classified section) within various women’s magazines. The ads promise to help the woman find suitable men in her locale. Oh did I fail to mention that chatlines are local? I will explain that in a moment. The ads geared towards women promise to find a guy she can date and one day marry. That sounds reasonable, right? Well, get a load of the ads for men.

The chat line advertises to men the following way: “Find hot and horny women who will phone fuck you and then fuck you in real life.” Does that sound like the girl reading a classified ad in the back of Family Circle? Better Homes and Gardens? Vogue? Cosmopolitan? Well, probably Cosmo. Does that sound like an ad where the chick is trying to find a dude to have a nice dinner or maybe go to her sister’s engagement party? It’s a HUGE disconnect. Women are being asked to join a site for very traditional reasons e.g., find a friend or a lover or a husband. Whereas men are asked to join THE SAME site to find pussy.

So, what ends up happening? Usually, a chatline becomes a sausage factory with few ladies or for that matter pussy. Guys end up talking to each other. Seriously, some guys get so bored and want to get their money’s worth that they switch over to the female side and …well I don’t know EXACTLY what they do but some of the men have a Manti Teʻo complex.

The biggest complaint I have heard over the years is that there are a lot of professionals on date/chatlines. It is true. Many women in the adult entertainment business – cam girls etc. will set up profiles on chatlines and dating sites to create buzz for their service. And as a result, some men get a little ticked which when you think about it, they shouldn’t. Because unlike them these ladies understand how a chat line works. The guys are there to find pussy and they have pussy! Seriously, what is the problem? Want it for free? I’ll talk about this on another post but pussy is never free. You pay for it one way or another.

Summary Chatlines:
Chat lines are really date lines. Their business model is to ‘stock up’ on women which is done by providing free access to the service. Men pay to connect with these women who many times are adult entertainers.

So, if you are a guy looking to get laid, a chatline is your best bet. Only don’t expect it to be free. No one is that lucky. My advice to entertainers is to tell the guy upfront what you do and why you are there and let him know, duh, 70%+ of the profiles are going to be from professionals. Non-professional women …this is your time to shine. You, my friend, are a rare jewel. In your messages, you should say that you are not a professional and in one sentence say what you want only not in lady-speak but guy-speak. Something like, “Hey, my name is Missy, and unlike these other hoes I am not a cam girl or whatever. I will not ask you to pay to see my naked pictures because I don’t have any! So, if you are a gentleman and you are looking to meet someone nice and have fun, call me.” First, no offense to sex workers with the “hoe” comment. I am simply making a distinction from another perspective. And of course, cam girls are nice. Matter of fact they are some of the nicest, well-grounded people I know. Ok? Non-pro ladies, do you see what I did there? You separate yourself from what the guys have undoubtedly come across, make it clear that you will not be providing the same type of “services” and then shame them into being decent. Definitely a pro-domme move. Keep in mind shaming and shunning are powerful tools.

Channeling Colombo, one more thing, chatlines are local. The point is to meet the person. When you call a chat line all the prospective “dates” will be within a 50-mile radius.

Whew! That was a lot about chatting and dating. So, what’s the difference?

How is Phone Sex Different from a Chat Line?

• In phone sex you never meet the client. If phone sex operators met their callers well that would be a different kind of business, right? Right!
• In phone sex the conversation is 100% live. You don’t set up voice boxes and leave messages hoping the chickie will give you a call. Once your credit card is approved you are forwarded to a real, breathing human with a vag or a dick if you prefer.
• In phone sex the chat is uncensored. Both you and the operator know why you called – pussy! So, the talk is explicit. You can say the 7 words you can’t say on television: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Plus the other words that will make some of you blush and all of you hard. Oh, and those late-night “phone sex” ads? Are not for phone sex! They are for chat lines! You can not advertise phone sex on network television.
• In phone sex you understand from the get-go that this is a business where you ‘pay to play’. And by the way I assume you like your dick so when it comes to fun time shouldn’t you call a professional?

Why am I going over the difference between chat/datelines and phone sex? Why now?

Caveat Emptor Bitches!
I have gone over the myth of free phone sex and warned you of places promising extremely low phone sex prices aka as low as BS. There are a number of chat line affiliates hawking their services and masquerading as phone sex lines. Remember at the top of this post the pissed off new client and monkeys? It’s the old switch and bait routine. These chatlines promise you phone sex for a few cents per minute and AFTER you make a purchase you come to find that the phone sex portion is an upsell costing $1.99 per minute or more. When you listen to these recordings watch out for words like “party”. They usually refer to themselves as a “party line”. Also, listen for the words “messages” and “greetings”. They will tell you what you will connect with the girls through messages and greetings. Not live. Listen for an offer to provide “stories” or “eavesdrop” or enter a “voyeur” section where you are either the voyeur or the “girls” are. Another thing to watch out for as you go from site to site is to pay attention to the billing description. Sites can change names, domains, and girls but the billing is almost always the same. If you reach a site that pretty much says the same thing, has the same images, marketing text, etc. and the same billing then it is probably an affiliate program pointing you to the same service under a different name.

Don’t get me wrong. There is a point to these upsells. Many people find listening to erotic stories very arousing and hearing others have phone sex is exciting. I use these same ‘fillers’ on my own phone sex lines. The only difference is I don’t tell you it costs a quarter for a service that’s upwards of $3.99 per minute.

Bottom line? Don’t use the phrase “chat line” interchangeably with “phone sex”. Apples and monkeys!

If you are still confused about what is what check out this list of chat line and phone sex opportunities. Notice how they keep the two types of services separate? Monkeys! It’s a fairly comprehensive list of chat programs and a review of what various phone sex affiliates offer. So, if you are a webmaster, you may want to start there.

Earlier today I went on a mini-rant regarding the rates for my girls. It’s called Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl for a reason – the rate and the fact that I am the one providing the service at an inexpensive, affordable price. My phone sex number is 1-888-669-6389. My phone sex rates are ridiculously cheap and if you want an even bigger discount, purchase a package. The post was sponsored by the number “12” as in my phone sex rate and the word “live” as in live phone sex. Oh, and fuck you Sesame Street for going to HBO. What’s next? Rupert Murdoch is going to buy National Geographic. Oh, wait. Damn!

I have mentioned this on several occasions. Potential new clients are always amazed when they call my number. Instead of hearing a recording I answer – live! So, those who are used to hearing a commercial message of prices and strange background music – seriously what is it with the porno music – are taken aback when instead of a pre-packaged recording they hear me – did I mention live! Some guys hang up out of fear thinking they reached someone’s home. Well, you did. You reached my house. Don’t worry they eventually call back because dick hardness outweighs the fear. Others start asking a ton of questions: how much is the call, how will it show up on my credit card, what other girls are available, do you have a twin and can she join in …Still, other potential callers believe the call starts the minute they hear my voice …live. No, no and hell no!

Years ago before I started Hushes, phone sex companies were run as call centers. Later when the telephony changed and toll-free numbers became affordable for regular people and not just corporations, the biggest selling point for a phone sex company was that you could talk to the girls from their home or rather bedroom. Now that I think of it you don’t really see that sort of advertising anymore – call Cheryl at her home. Perhaps it’s because now everyone has a cell phone and the natural assumption is that the hottie is either at home or someplace naughty to sneak in a sexy phone sex call.

Today most phone sex places use an automated system to process credit cards and provide the usual information a client needs before purchasing a phone sex session – prices, billing, etc. I do not use an automated script. I answer ALL calls myself, go over the pricing with you and process the credit card information. Considering the number of people I talk to in a day that is a lot of talking and we haven’t even gotten to the good stuff yet. This is why I have relegated ALL questions to this blog. Meaning if you have a question ask here. Do not ever call me to ask a question. If you think I will make one exception for you, you will be disappointed.

When you call, I will ask if you are a client or a new caller. If you are a new caller, I will ask a series of question for the sole purpose of processing your credit card. If you try to deviate from this process, I will firmly and politely ask you to go back to Hushes.com to ask your question there. Do not attempt to slow fuck me e.g., answer my question only to ask a question. That shit does not work with me.

When you call me, the only thing you need to know is the price and my no-nos.

I am making a few changes around Cheap Phone Sex. The goal is to streamline a few things so that I may deal with less bullshit. So, listen carefully, my name is Cheryl, I run this blog. To chat with me, call 1-888-669-6389. My extremely affordable phone sex rate is $12 for 15-minutes. To chat with one of my phone sex bitches, visit this page. Regular callers may purchase a package and male subs should ask for a 10-min training session. Oh, you must be 23 to call me and I only take credit/debit and gift cards.

Some of you may not know this and why would you? You do not run an adult entertainment company and therefore would not know how companies like Cheap Phone Sex are constantly scrutinized and discriminated against. Yes, I said discriminate.

You see when you run an adult business many back-office vendors and suppliers may take advantage of you. Oh, not in a casting couch sort of way, though that does happen. These providers charge adult related companies more to do business in terms of credit card processing and other services that most other business types take for granted. Banks justify their actions by stating phone sex is a ‘high risk’ enterprise although the research proves otherwise. Lawyers and accountants refuse to take adult accounts fearing a backlash from both current and potential clients. I wonder if tobacco and alcohol companies have the same problem as they too are ‘adult’ meaning you must be an adult in order to purchase their goods and services.

This stigmatizing continues in social media. Before I go on my mini rant let me tell you where you can find me on social media: Twitter. If for whatever reason, you cannot visit my phone sex blog at work or on a communal computer network, you should be able to follow me at these popular destinations. Please note that my Kik and Snapchat IDs are available for $30 and male subs are expected to purchase the IDs in order to complete their homework assignments.

Sexy Adult Themed Sites Are Banned on Social Media
Did you know adult related sites of the sexy nature are banned from social media properties? Oh, a few places allow big-name adult entities like Playboy or Vivid. Until recently Twitter and Tumblr were considered by the sex industry as adult-friendly. However, that label lasts only so long and is at the mercy of current trends and the risk-taking capabilities of each social media company’s board.

This is the way it typically works: a new company needing loads of new customers allows sex-themed personalities and entities to set up shop. Once the new company has a certain number of subscribers the management team quietly begins to delete accounts deemed as ‘mature’ or ‘pornographic’. It’s like a one-night stand …in the morning. Oh, things are great late at night under the cover of darkness, but when the sun comes up and everyone is looking, the bitch has got to go home.

I suppose I could recount the many, many, many, many, many times this has happened, but Eros Bacchus does it so much better. That was dated 2013. In the last 2 years, more social media companies have run their version of a train on the sex industry. Notice what happened within the last 18 months at both Snapchat and Kik.

What I find disgusting is that several ladies who provide services spent a lot of time and energy to earn thousands of followers at times hundreds of thousands of admirers only to have that effort erased by a stroke of a key. When it happens it is damn frustrating because many times there is no way to follow-up with the service provider and if you do get a response it is almost always something vague like spam. As if sex online is synonymous with spam.

Now, I started this post making a bold statement that adult sites are banned from social media platforms. That isn’t technically true. As referenced above and elsewhere, I have profiles at all the major places, but every time I log into the system I understand there is a danger that my account may have been deleted through no fault of my own. This weird game of wack-a-mole is the main reason adult entertainment companies do not spend time developing a presence on social media because there is no way to tell if the profile will be terminated. It’s a shameful practice with no recourse. Once the account is suspended or deleted the social media manager of the adult firm is forced to either throw in the towel or create a new profile. Like I said wack-a-mole.

I may say more about this at a later date. Right now I want you to know that there is another way to keep tabs on the latest happenings at Hushes dba Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. And …and if you see a sex site on your favorite social media platform, take a moment to appreciate their effort and for extra measure stick it to ‘the man’ and follow them. If your family and friends ask you why you are following said web site, say you’re exercising your First Amendment rights. Why the fuck not?! Am I right? Plus when you follow me you know (aside from the cussing) it’s safe for work as I have a ‘no pink’ or no-nudity policy.

Vanity Fair’s Tinder and the Dawn of the “Dating Apocalypse” was for me deeply disturbing. The focus was Millennials within the New York City area. I was amazed that so many of these young women admitted to making contact with a guy on Tinder and fucking him porn-style within moments of meeting. Nancy Jo Sales wrote:

“Like porn sex,” says Jessica, “those women—that’s not, like, enjoyable, like having their hair pulled or being choked or slammed. I mean, whatever you’re into, but men just think”—bro voice—“ ‘I’m gonna fuck her,’ and sometimes that’s not great.” “Yeah,” Danielle agrees. “Like last night I was having sex with this guy, and I’m a very submissive person—like, not aggressive at all—and this boy that came over last night, he was hurting me.”

Not the first time I have heard this. Several guys have shared with me a sex experience with their lover that went pear-shaped. Why did it go wrong? The majority of the time he was trying to put a ‘porn move’ on his girl. Take for example the Josh Duggar story. No, not the child molestation situation that involved his sisters. No, not his two Ashley Madison accounts. I am referring to the latest scandal when the now-disgraced Duggar met with adult film model and stripper, Danica Dillon. He paid Danica $600 in private dances and then later paid for more “time”. He stiffed her on the first donation, but then met for another sexual encounter in a different city when he gifted her $1500. Danica stated: “He was manhandling me, basically tossing me around like I was a rag doll. It was very traumatic. I’ve had rough sex before, but this was terrifying.” When Ms. Dillon complained, Duggar explained his actions by saying he thought she liked it because she did it in the porn videos he enjoyed watching.

What we are witnessing is a generation of adults who were never privy to any sort of substantial sex education and yet grew up around a proliferation of porn – free porn. Porn has become a de facto sex ed class for most. So this abstinence-only nonsense has been usurped by PornHub. And let me tell you something – tube sites are for entertainment purposes not to teach you how to have sex with your lover or hook-up.

Here are 3 examples of things guys see in porn and think is real:

Spitting – I am getting a little nauseous just thinking about this. Spitting is not sexy. No, you do not spit on your cock to make it wet or worse spit anywhere near your lover’s vagina. Pussies are naturally wet. The only time it gets a little dry is if there is something off-balance or your lover is going through menopause. Is your girl going through menopause? If she is, get some lube or coconut oil. Do not spit on her! Spitting is nasty.

Ass to Mouth – No! Once the dick touches the ass it does not go in the mouth. Stop asking. That is unsanitary and nasty.

Dildos – You do not put your wife’s dildo in your ass especially without telling her. My goodness! She re-washes the dishes after you wash them. What on Earth makes you think you can clean a dildo well enough to re-enter her pussy? Plus it’s nasty.

Ladies, if you have a dildo at home and a man, get rid of that dildo. He’ll never admit it but he has done terrible things with it. Buy yourself a new dildo, something safe, and put it in a locked box. Trust me on this. Later we’ll talk about the weird stains on your panties and hosiery. #SexTips

I know what you’re thinking, “ …but but but they do it in porn.” Those girls get paid too. Tell me do you pay your lover for each “scene”. Look I am the last person to yuck on someone’s yum, but if you are getting your jollies off of this stuff because you saw it on a porn video, do yourself a favor and find your own yum. If your yum is spitting on a dildo, sticking up your wife’s ass and watching her lick it …and that’s her thing too, well god bless, don’t lose that bitch. She’s one in a million.

Say it with me, “Porn is not real.” Repeat it over and over again. Still confused? Call me or one of my girls. We will drill in this one sex factoid – porn is not real.
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For the record phone sex is not porn – indecent speech perhaps but not porn. Thank you First Amendment! Never fake. 100% real. As always to chat with me, call 1-888-669-6389. Callers may also purchase a phone sex package which is so much easier to explain than a series of small charges (hint hint). That’s my phone. Talk to you soon!

A Canadian dating site played a game of chicken with hackers and now there is roadkill all over the internet highway. Last month the hacker group, The Impact Team, announced that they had hacked the site, Ashley Madison. If you recall Ashley Madison is a hook-up site with a twist – the “members” are married. The Impact Team stated they would share ALL the personal information if the site did not shut down immediately. Two days ago TIT made good on their promise. The fallout has been delicious.

My girlfriends who are all tech-savvy have had many hen parties with a singular goal – to find out if their husbands/lovers are on the list. I have not personally gone through the information (It’s 10G!) but I know many women who have put together “study groups” to go over every name, address, credit card, etc. Like I said delicious.

Given the type of work that has gone into ferreting out the cheaters I almost feel sorry for any guy caught in the headlights. So, I’ll help you out by offering 4 valid excuses uh …reasons your information is in the data dump. Well, 4 excuses and the truth. Ready?

Research
I read that a Gawker reporter’s name was in the data dump. Not surprised. Dating sites provide journalists, webmasters, and others a free account to poke around to see how the site works. In the early days I was given a peek inside and marketed the site for less than a month (didn’t feel right). The idea of passing out free accounts is to get the media talking, webmasters to advertise and vendors to look for ways to improve either the interface or overall experience. I suppose if you are a reporter or work for a company where having an account makes sense for back-office purposes that could be a good excuse. Plus anyone in a discipline type of role: human resources, law enforcement, managing partner, etc.

Friend Used the Card
Ok, this is a dirty little secret that I didn’t figure out until later but guys use one another’s credit cards to purchase adult services. Of course, that’s a no-no at Cheap Phone Sex which will get you banned, but it does happen and here’s why. Guys particularly married men spend a great deal of time trying to hide their extra-curricular purchases which run the gamut from sports tickets to gambling chips to porn. They usually have their single friend or family member cover for the purchases. If the wife finds an odd item on the bill the response is, “Oh, Tom asked if I could spot him. He doesn’t want his wife to find out.” In some instances, there is a communal card which if you think about it isn’t that unusual. For example grocery club cards. The purpose of the card is to provide you special offers or discounts AND give the marketing company some insight into how you shop. Well, to confuse the tracking, many women exchange cards. Guys do the same thing with website credits etc.

Curiosity
Being curious isn’t a punishable offense, is it? Probably one of the best excuses I have seen yet. The guy says, “I heard about and decided to check it out. Oh, not for myself! I wanted to see if anyone we knew was on it.” Then go in for the kill and rat out everyone you know on the site. Your lover will be so distracted by the juicy bits of new information that she will scurry away to text her nearest and dearest the latest scoop. It’s basic law of the jungle: when running away from a tiger trip the other guy. Win-win bitches!

Goofing Around
Another good excuse is, “The guys and I were drinking and set up this profile up as a joke.” The account is active. “Jimmy uses it. He and his wife are having problems.” It’s your credit card. “Really? Honey, you know I never look at the bills. They probably tricked me. You know those porn companies have shady practices.”

9 times out of 10 your lover will believe you because …wait for it …she wants to, but my bonus reason is the best one yet – tell the truth.

The Truth
When caught in something like this honesty is truly the best policy. Most women want to know when who, what, where and why. She will want to know when it started. Don’t lie because credit card statements go back at least 8 years. She will want to know who did you meet. Tell her “your friend’s” name, what she looks like, where she works, her family situation including children, etc. Then your lover (and this part is tricky because every woman is different) will want to know what you did. Tell her. Tell her you met for drinks and you couldn’t go through with it and left. Or tell her you met for coffee and went back to your new friend’s place. Tell her if you were careful and practiced safe sex. Tell her everything she needs to know because if you hold back anything it will come back to haunt you.

What most guys never get is that the longer it takes you to come to clean the less likely you are ever going to get back to a workable routine. Believe me, at some point it will ALL come out and the longer it takes the more fucked you are. Tip: You might want to practice your confession with a shrink or really good friend or phone sex expert 😉

Ladies, if you do get a call or someone attempts to embarrass you in public with information about your lover’s Ashley Madison account, just smile and say, “I know we created the account together. We’re freaky like that.” Later behind closed doors you can lay into him.
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To chat with me, Cheryl, call 1-888-669-6389. The price is $12 for 15-minutes. Regular callers may purchase a package. To chat with my girls, click this link. Questions??? DO NOT call, ask here.

Last month I gave you a quick run down as to how to have phone sex with a professional phone sex operator. After going over the difference between a hold versus charge, I provided a tip most guys are a little embarrassed to request – the phone sex special. Well, here is one final tip (at least for now) that should make your phone sex call enjoyable and that is to request a 1-minute warning.

Once I learned how to tell time as a student I would sit at my desk waiting for the big hand to move to my freedom – lunch, recess or the final bell signaling it was time to go home. As an adult, I was still a slave to the big hand. Only there weren’t any bells but lunch was still a thing and of course the sweet relief known as the end of the workday. We all know that time seems to move at a snail’s pace when you’re bored or distracted. Though when you are having fun, time flies especially on a phone sex call. Which is why you should always request a 1-min warning.

When your time is up the system usually cuts you off and depending on the set-up should you choose to reconnect you have a couple of ways to do that. Either you call back or if the system is automated you are held in a queue with an option to add more time. At Cheap Phone Sex, I give you a 1-minute warning and when your time is up the system disconnects the call.

Summarize: A 1-minute warning allows the client to finish up his call without an abrupt end to an otherwise stimulating conversation.
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To chat with me and only me, my phone sex rates are $12 for 15-minutes. The number to call is 1-888-669-6389. I accept Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express including debit/gift cards with the aforementioned logos. You must be 23+ to call. Ask your questions here. Oh, and to chat with my girls, take your ass over there.

Fuck – Marry – Baby Daddy is a spin on the game Fuck – Marry – Kill. For those unfamiliar allow me to explain, in Fuck – Marry – Kill, you name 3 people that everyone knows and ask each player, “Who would you fuck, who would you marry and who would you kill?” Match each name to the act. No repeats. Get it? Let’s try one:

That’s President Obama, President Ulysses S. Grant, and President Andrew Jackson. For me, this is an easy one. I would totally fuck Grant as he was a little wild. I would marry the POTUS because he has demonstrated through his long marriage to the First Lady that he is the “marrying kind” and I would kill Andrew Jackson (as if). Jackson lived through a number of wars with Native Americans and survived two assassination attempts. The only thing that could kill him was old age. Yeah, I pussied out of that one and you will see why in a moment.

Personally, I never liked the “kill” part of Fuck – Marry – Kill. I do not like the idea of thinking about let alone discussing (even in jest) killing another person. That’s why I believe the game is heavily focused on male participants. Not that women don’t kill. If you think about it the point of the game is to be a little raunchy and open up about the thing we don’t normally talk about – sex. As women are concerned the one thing we consider far more than men is children. Whether to have them or not, when and the question on the minds of every woman is who will be the father of our children. Which is why Fuck – Marry – Baby Daddy is a little more twisted.

A decade ago the idea of having children with someone other than your partner was still taboo. In 2015 with in vitro fertilization, donor eggs, and sperm donors, adoptions, surrogates, blended families …whew! Just about anything is possible. So, why not? Before we begin let’s pin down the definition of a baby daddy. It varies. I consider a “baby daddy” a man who at one point was involved with the hottie “baby momma” but she has moved on and he has NO CHANCE of ever rekindling that relationship again. Like how a colored that definition in a woman-positive way? Hey, it’s my blog and I can do that 😉 Ok, let’s play Fuck – Marry – Baby Daddy. Here’s a practice one …

We have President Obama, Donald Trump, and Spock. Originally I had the actual Dr. Benjamin Spock, world-renowned pediatrician, but every Trekkie fan and human with a penis assumed Spock was well Spock. So, what the hell.

This is easy. I would marry POTUS as indicated above, fuck Donald Trump because rich guys give their lovers great gifts plus I could write a book about our affair which he would pay me not to publish (win, win, win) and I would have Spock as my baby daddy because I would never have to worry about my kid when s/he visited his/her father. Get it? Here’s one more to try [insert evil laugh].

Keep in mind when you play this game more than likely you will be playing with friends who know you. So, answer the question! Of the three who would you fuck, who would you marry and who would be your baby daddy/momma: your current lover (or crush), your former lover (or ex-wife) and your first love (or ‘the one that got away’). The answers are sometimes very surprising. This is about the time when most guys ask if we could switch back Fuck – Marry – Kill. Oops!
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Hey, I love playing games. Mindfucking fucking is my specialty. Just call 1-888-669-6389 for a 15-minute phone session with me, Cheryl. The price is always $12 for 15-mins. Must be 23+ to participate. Regular clients may purchase a Cheap Phone Sex Package.

Have you ever had one of those moments where you just snap? Yesterday a guy called me and asked to do a domination call. I went over several questions such as whether he had any ‘real-life’ experience. Most guys may love the idea but never have had an opportunity to play because his significant other was not into it or some other roadblock outside of his control. The guy told me that he had plenty of experience because on occasion his wife indulged him. I perked up and said that was very cool because it’s quite rare that one could enjoy some martial kink in the bedroom. Then he told that his wife didn’t enjoy it, but she did it to please him. Shut the front door!

I know what most of you got from that exchange was poor John (the names have been changed to protect the perverted) has to jump over hoops to get his wife to do domme things to him. No! Flip the script. It’s poor wifey! Look if you fap to the idea of a beautiful, aggressive woman seducing you, taking control and doing obscene things to your private parts, you are in good company. Lots of guys have domination dreams and most hope their wives or lovers will join in that particular role-play fantasy. However, if she isn’t into, let it go and find another avenue like phone sex. I say find another means because in the circumstance I referenced above what my caller and his wife were doing was anything but domination. You can’t force a woman to be a dominatrix. Sure you can dress her up, give her a few sex toys and tell her what to do with those sex toys, but that isn’t domination. Not by a very long shot.

Domination is between consenting adults who have a genuine shared interest and want to explore the lifestyle. If your lover is not interested, don’t push it. Find a kinky phone sex femdom and explore your perversion through that avenue. Male subs in need of training start here.
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When I started this phone sex blog, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, I promised to always publish the price on every damn post. So, here goes: the price of a call with me, Cheryl, is $12 for 15-minutes. To call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389, you must be at least 23 years old. Regular clients may purchase any of my phone sex packages. For goodness sakes, do not call me to ask questions! Ask them here.

Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl isn’t just a name for my phone sex blog. It is a mantra of sorts. As anyone who has followed this blog or talked with me for a few minutes knows I am frugal. Take for example last month. I was standing in the supermarket aisle comparing the prices of mayonnaise. You see I was jonesing for the perfect ham and cheese sandwich and needed mayo to complete it. I know what you’re thinking: “Cheryl you make your own ketchup and mustard. Why not mayo?” Well, you see, homemade mayonnaise has a short shelf-life and as I live alone cannot see the wisdom in making a batch that will more than likely need to be tossed in a few days especially when you take into account the fact store-bought mayonnaise lasts forever. Did you know that in most cases you don’t need to refrigerate mayo?

One weekend I left a bottle of mayonnaise out on the counter. When I got back Sunday night I called my parents to ask them what they thought – can I eat it? They said if it doesn’t smell funny try it and if something does happen I can die knowing they will be well taken care of. Really? Life insurance jokes! The next morning I called the manufacturer and the customer service representative was shocked to read in the little manual that YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REFRIGERATE a bottle of mayo after it has been open. What?! I asked a couple of friends who own restaurants and they told me they leave the mayonnaise out and never put it in the fridge. As it turns out the preservatives used to manufacture commercial mayonnaise not only extends the shelf-life but makes refrigeration optional. So I made a sandwich 😉

You have probably heard of people of getting food poisoning on picnics and camping trips and most of the time it was due to the mayonnaise in the food. Wrong! I will let the folks at Web MD explain that one.

Back to the supermarket …so I am in the mayonnaise aisle looking for something on sale and the only thing on sale is this weird reduced-fat canola oil thingy …and I am actually considering buying it! That’s when I said, “Fuck it.” I am buying this gigantic jar of Hellmann’s Mayonnaise. I have never seen it on sale, but damn it, I want the perfect ham and cheese sandwich and I am going to break my frugal habit and buy this glorious jar of Hellman’s. And it was glorious.

I made my perfect sandwich which was so good I spent the week creating dishes so that I could use the rest of the mayonnaise. I made tuna salad, egg salad, deviled eggs, coated my chicken breasts with mayo and Parmesan cheese, created several dips and sauces including a kick-ass tartar sauce, and baked an incredibly moist chocolate cake. Then I got to thinking …I haven’t made potato salad in ages. I called my dad and asked him for the recipe then we discussed whether to peel before or after boiling. I decided to not peel at all. Fuck it.

Potato Salad with Egg Recipe
Ingredients: 6 potatoes, 4 eggs, 1 onion and a little sweet relish, mustard, sugar, salt, pepper and turmeric. Optional: chopped parsley.

If you are making the salad for just yourself use 2 potatoes and 2 eggs. Believe me, you will want leftovers.

Step 1: Run some cool water over the potatoes to remove any excess soil or dirt.
Step 2: Place the potatoes in a large pot and fill with cold water until the water is about an inch above the potatoes.
Step 3: Salt the water. I salt right over the potatoes because I want them salty and not so much the water.
Step 4: Place the eggs in the same pot. Seriously, who wants to clean two pots?
Step 5: Place the lid on the pot and cook on medium for at least 45 mins.

After 45 minutes test the potatoes with a fork. When you can pierce one of the potatoes with a fork, then

Step 6: Cube the potatoes and place in a bowl.
Step 7: Sprinkle a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar over the potatoes. White vinegar is ok. Though ACV really brings out the flavor.
Step 8: Stir the potatoes a little.

Now would be a good time to empty the water in the pot and run cold water over the eggs.

Step 9: Chop up one onion and add to the bowl of potatoes.
Step 10: Add to the bowl salt, pepper, turmeric, a dash of mustard and sweet relish.
Step 11: Peel and chop the eggs then add to the bowl. Stir.
Step 12: Add just enough mayonnaise to “wet” the salad.
Step 13: Place in the refrigerator for at least an hour to allow the flavors to mix.

Homemade potato salad is much like spaghetti or lasagna in that it tastes better the next day. Though I can barely wait an hour and it’s usually gone before the next day. This potato salad is going to look very yellow and most people think the salad is in the German style. A traditional German potato salad uses a mustard-based dressing instead of mayo. While I do add a little mustard the coloring is due to the turmeric. Turmeric pops the colors in yellows and oranges.

A friend pointed out another great thing about this recipe: you can use the same steps to make tuna and egg salad. However, I don’t put mustard in my tuna salad. To make a tuna salad, substitute the potatoes for cans of tuna. I use one hard-boiled egg for each can of tuna. To make an egg salad, skip the potatoes entirely. I bet there are other mayo-based salads you can make. Just have fun figuring your own flavor profile and eat up!

In case I didn’t connect the dots – the food tastes but only with the right mayo – Hellmann’s Mayonnaise.

One last thing I like to add a teaspoon of Gold’s Horseradish and Beets. Beets are supposed to improve blood flow. The first time I added Gold’s Horseradish and Beets to my tuna salad. The veins in my hands were highly noticeable (bulging with a pronounced blue coloring) and the hands themselves were slightly cool to the touch which is unusual as I am a hot body in my ways than one 😉 A couple of hours later my hands were hot to the touch. Not sure what happened exactly but what a ride!
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It’s time to talk about my favorite subject – me! Yeah, I know what you are thinking, “Cheryl, haven’t we been talking about you the whole time? Matter of fact isn’t this damn phone sex blog about you and only you?” Yes and no. To chat with me, call 1-888-669-6389. Now I will give you one guess as to why this blog is called, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. No, it’s not because I wait for mayonnaise to go on sale. It is due to my prices! The cost of a phone sex session is $12 for 15-minutes. Regular clients may purchase a package. To chat with my girls click here and guys looking for a new mistress must first take a test. Oh yeah, and never call any of my numbers to ask questions. Ask your phone sex questions here.

Now that you understand the difference between a credit card ‘hold’ and ‘charge’, you can fully appreciate today’s tip – ask for the special or a set price.

The pricing model for most phone sex services is for you, the client, to pay by the minute. There is usually a minimum of 10-minutes sometimes 5-minutes. At Cheap Phone Sex, I offer phone sex sessions at a rate of 80¢ per minute. The minimum is 15-minutes. That doesn’t mean that you must stay on the phone for the full 15-minutes (although you will want to do that). It means that whether you stay on the phone for 1 min or 3 or 10 or the full 15 minutes, the price of the phone sex call is $12.

Most guys never know how long a phone sex session will take. It varies. However, some phone sex clients tend to have a general idea of how long they would like to talk or more importantly how much they want to spend. I make it easier by asking if you want to do the minimum $12, “play it by ear” or have a set amount of time/dollars you want to spend. I find that if my client knows ahead of time how much is being charged to his card that sets his mind at ease and makes the call more pleasurable.

When I ask very matter-of-factly if you want to do the minimum, some of you are so cute. A few of you sound a little embarrassed. Don’t be! It doesn’t hurt my feelings if you want to chat for 15-minutes. I am profoundly humbled by the fact that you choose to use my phone sex service in the first place. Plus whether you purchase the minimum or a half hour or a package of calls, everyone gets the same treatment – my general bitchiness. Not kidding. I am sarcastic to a fault. While I do all types of calls (except submission) my specialty is of course domination calls because it fits my personality – bitchy.

So, whether it’s me and my girls or another phone sex service, if you get a live dispatcher (not always possible with automated systems), do not be afraid to ask for the minimum and have her run your card for only ‘the minimum’ or whatever price point you want. Nice tip, huh?
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Couple of housekeeping items: First, to reach me, Cheryl, call 1-888-669-6389. You must be 23+ and I only accept credit/debit/gift cards. The phone sex session is $12 for 15-minutes. If you are a regular caller, you may purchase a package of phone sex calls at a discount. Never call to ask questions. If you have a question, ask here. Follow this link to chat with my girls. Unless you are a sub. Subs need to be trained FIRST.

If you have an alert set-up for your credit card or are like me and check your accounts daily, then you are intimately aware of every ‘hold’ on your credit card statement. I started micromanaging my accounts after someone obtained my card information and went on a shopping spree in London. London! I haven’t been to London since I was in diapers and I sure as hell didn’t go on a shopping spree over Memorial Day weekend. That would be un-American 😉

Over the years I have learned that I am not the only one who is curious about the activity of my credit and bank accounts before the statements are finalized. On occasion (usually a new caller) will call back within hours and sometimes within minutes or while on the phone to inquire about the amount of the purchase. Usually, s/he will say, ”Why did you charge me X for the phone sex” at which point I explain the difference between a hold and a charge.

Most phone sex companies operate on a per-minute pricing model. So, when you call to purchase a phone sex session, how much is authorized for you to chat with the operator? 1 minute? No. Two minutes? No. Though you can see where I am going with this. Typically a card is authorized or a hold is placed on the card for the ‘average ticket’. Why is that? Well, phone sex is a pay upfront business and no one knows how much time you are going to spend on a given call. The best bet and a good rule of thumb is to authorize the average ticket and if the client needs more time a second authorization or hold is obtained.

The hold is temporary and lasts only until the funds are captured/charged or if nothing is done to the hold e.g., voided, the hold becomes null generally after 72 hours. Again, holds are something you would see if you are reviewing your accounts between statements. Think of a statement as a list of all your final charges and holds as a bookkeeping dance until everything is finalized.

I like to keep things simple which is why I will ask you at the time of purchase if you would like to be charged a flat rate of 15-mins for $12 or a 30-min call or a package deal. I prefer to obtain a hold for the exact amount I am going to ultimately charge the card. Whether you want to ‘play it by ear’ or pay a flat rate rest assured that at Cheap Phone Sex the billing is always honest and accurate. After 15-years I have yet to have a complaint.
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Now, let’s talk about my favorite subject – me. It’s ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. My phone sex number is 1-888-669-6389. Remember that number is not for questions. That’s why I have a blog. Regular clients may also purchase a package of phone sex calls.

I have three more tips to the series How to Have Phone Sex with a Professional Phone Sex Operator. Before going over those tips let’s do a mini-review:

There are a few things one should expect when calling a phone sex line. Namely, while this is an entertainment service the business portion always comes first. So, please check your demeanor and allow time to process your payment. When making a purchase online and particularly adult services always be smart about it. Ask important questions such as how will the charge appear on my credit card statement and when the session is over ask how much will be charged to my credit card so there are no surprises. If you have sex toys or enhancements like lube or clothes etc. make certain your accessories are out, prepared and readily available. While the phone sex operator is your guide and controls every aspect of the call make certain you understand your limits or at the very least are prepared to answer some very intimate yet arousing questions to help her ascertain your kinky bits.

That’s where we are in the series. Stay tuned for the other 3 tips.
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Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl is a subsidiary of Hushes LLC. To chat with me, Cheryl, call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. The price is $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. Need more time? Each additional minute is 80¢. Regular callers may always purchase a phone sex package. To chat with one of my Hushes’ girls follow this link. Do not call to ask questions. If you do you will politely and firmly be directed right back here. That’s my phone! Later.

Yesterday for the very first time (as promised) I referred a potential new caller to Hushes.com for questions. When I said do not call to ask questions, I was not joking. If you have a question, ask it here. More often than not I have already answered it. Therefore a quick search of my phone sex blog should reveal answers to your questions. Now let’s get to today’s topic …

WHO’S THE BOSS?
The phone sex operator is always in control of the call. Think of her as a guide. After a quick ‘get to know you phase’ she knows your likes, kinks and deal-breakers. Now it’s time for the fun stuff! Your sexy guide sets up the call, moves it along and makes certain that it ends within the time allotted on a high note. It seems effortless but believe me when I say it’s a skill and on a subconscious level, you guys recognize it as such too. The more you interact with the same phone sex operator the better the calls become. Why is that? Well, like any good lover she knows what you like and understands your boundaries. With this information, the phone sex sessions become more creative, definitely kinkier and highly personal.

Phone sex is an interactive experience where one size does not fit all nor should it. Typically guys jack off to the same images and videos not because they are experiencing a unique moment – much like Pavlov’s dogs it’s a response. Show a guy a pretty picture of tits and ass and he will have the EXACT SAME response as a guy viewing the same picture/video. Sad but true. Phone sex is a step beyond that where the thing that stimulates you is your own filthy thoughts. How’s that for a truly unique experience?

THE PHONE SEX GUIDE
If you could do it yourself, you would, but let’s face it when it comes to your private parts two is always better than one. Answer me this: when you need an expert do you do it yourself or do you contact an expert? In other words, how many of you have built your house with your own two hands, did the plumbing and electrical wiring again with your own two little hands …baked your wedding cake? I imagine few if any can make those claims. The one thing I have learned in this business is most people are amateurs at sex. So, when it comes to masturbation (in the form of phone sex), one should always hire an expert aka a phone sex guide and as a special bonus, you can finally ‘do it’ with your own two little hands.

Years ago when television was still in its infancy the corporate types did a number of studies. They asked people which they liked better television or radio. One kid said radio and when pressed why he responded “better pictures”. Think about that for a moment. The pictures in his mind were more vibrant and real than the images he saw on television. Now I am a little biased. I believe that the ‘porn’ you make at home is much better than the stuff you see on the internet; I believe that the lover you have by your side is far sexier than any model or Hollywood celebrity you admire from a distance; and I believe that every one of my callers are hotter and kinkier than any porn star or adult film actor. The challenge is getting you to see it. Something that is easily accomplished through a capable phone sex guide who:

1. Has firsthand knowledge of various sexual situations and is well-versed in the kinky stuff that may still on her bucket list;

2. Is non-judgmental which is crucial to the creative process;

3. Is an excellent communicator and storyteller who can bring an idea to life; and,

4. Lastly, the most important trait of a good phone sex operator/guide is she enjoys her time with you.

Remember phone sex is about mutual masturbation. Whether you realize it or not the guide gets just as much pleasure from the call as you do! Didn’t I tell you that phone sex is an art?

TO SUMMARIZE
The operator acts as a sex guide throughout the phone sex session. She is always in control and by the end of the call most clients (both men and women) walk away with the understanding that s/he experienced something quite unique and personal – a feeling one should always have whenever dealing with ‘private parts’ 😉
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To chat with me, Cheryl, all you have to do is call my toll-free phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389. The price for a phone sex chat with me is $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes and each additional minute is a mere 80¢. Regular callers may pick up a package of phone sex calls for (in you can believe it) a discount. Oh, although I stated it at the beginning of this post, it’s worth another mention: do not call to ask questions. Ask your questions here.

When I say “know your limits”, that is not a challenge. You are not going to cum twice. Nope. Do not say it. Sure you are going to cum, get excited again and feel the need to call me back for another phone sex call. That happens all the time! And while I am on the subject ‘in real life’ NEVER say, “Baby, I am going to make love to you all night.” Yeah, that never happens. Think about it. If there was a contest to see which can last longer a cock or a pussy, the pussy will always, always win. But I digress …

KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE
Whenever you call a phone sex service, it is important to know what you like. Don’t say pussy. Think for a moment and mentally catalog ALL of the sexy stuff you like. For example:

What do you like to do prior to lovemaking? during? after? I knew a woman who loved taking a shower right before having sex. I mean seconds before having sex. Her husband thought she liked to be extra clean or something. Turned out she has this showerhead that did amazing sex acts on its own. Once properly stimulated she was ready to go. Over time her husband took over the role of the showerhead and now their lovemaking isn’t limited to the house.

How about during? The biggest difference I have noticed between men and women is women tell you EXACTLY what they like and most will tell you how to do it too. Guys rarely share what they like which does not make any sense. If your lover is doing something that is amazing tell her! She will remember and surprise you with it later.

And after? Oh, if a guy made me a sandwich after sex, he’s a keeper. Oddly no guy has ever done that. Maybe that’s why I am still single 😉

Communication is key to a great sex life. Therefore, think about what you like and be able to articulate your turn-ons.

ESPECIALLY THE STUFF YOU ARE AFRAID TO SAY OUT LOUD
Now, this is where phone sex is better …hmmm safer than sex. You see in sex you have to always be aware of your partner and think about her needs – what she is going to think once the fucking is done. For example, when you accidentally call her by her sister’s name, you can bet your sweet ass there will be a long conversation about that afterward. In phone sex, you can say her sister’s name, her mother’s and her brother’s. No judgment here.

Let’s go back to that mental catalog and skip over to the classified section. What really turns you on? You know that stuff you don’t tell your lover. Like the time she caressed your ass and you secretly wished she would stick a finger in there. Don’t pretend that you have never thought about it. Every guy thinks about it! Is it a special touch, a dirty word, taboo nasty stuff or something so ‘out there’ you have trained yourself to keep it in your head for fear of embarrassment? You know humiliation can be arousing too.

The one thing I enjoy about guys with a particular kink or fetish is that they know what they like and go for it. Oh, some of those kinks are outrageous, some dangerous and some simply don’t fit into their everyday lifestyle (suburban dad, business executive, scoutmaster) BUT when they treat themselves to a couple of minutes of fun, it is quite an adventure.

LIMITATIONS CAN BE FREEING
Once you understand and are able to articulate your turn-ons (what you like) and kinks (what you would never tell a new lover) then it’s time to embrace your limitations without anyone losing any wood. I make it simple by stating my no-no list rather succinctly: no blood, no goats and no kids. If you don’t dwell on it too long, no wood is ever lost. What is on your no-no list? Having one will make the call go smoothly. For example:

No dicks, no tricks, no bald pussy. That’s pretty self-explanatory. You aren’t into anything penetrating your ass including shemales and you like your women to have a little something down there so that you don’t feel like a complete perv.

No MILFs, no jailbait, no fatties. I love saying “fattie”. I usually direct my words to people who aren’t ‘fat’. Some of my best phone sex girls are BBWs but hey if you don’t like thick women that’s fine. Most of my younger callers prefer to speak to women their own age. That’s cool too. Never be afraid to ask for what you want especially on a phone sex call. Jailbait? Well, all the ladies and callers are of legal age. Here no jailbait means that you aren’t interested in any conversation about underage stuff.

A big no for most guys is “no pros”. Some professionals do phone sex. Those ladies are highly sought after if only for their real-world firsthand stories. Unfortunately some use the old switch and bait routine by setting up profiles on chatlines to look for new ‘in-person’ clients. Not cool for a potential caller who is only looking for good phone sex.

RECAP
Know what you like and that includes the kinky stuff known only by you and the little voice in your head. Focus on your likes but also know where you draw the line so no wood is ever lost 😉
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It’s called Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl because I am Cheryl and phone sex prices are inexpensive, affordable and ridiculously cheap. To chat with me call 1-888-669-6389. Do not call to ask questions. The price is $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80¢. You must be at least 23 years old to use this service. Phone sex lovers may purchase a package of calls OR if a hot, busty Southern girl is not your thing, contact one of my girls.

So, I am reading BaDoink Magazine and there is an article about a new vibrator that will be available later in the year. As you all know I am not a big fan of sex toys (so many dicks and all that) how then could a sex toy article possibly catch my eye? It’s for cats! Oh man! I devoured the article, clicked on all the links and went through the company’s website and then remembered that it was April 1st, April Fool’s Day. No matter this is the perfect time to tell you my cat masturbation story … bestiality guys over there.

Few American adults (who don’t live on a farm) have a fully intact cat or dog and by that I mean your furry friend has not been ‘fixed’. Did you know male cats have balls as big as humans? Ask yourself when was the last time you saw a cat with balls as big as yours. Yeah, like I said few Americans nowadays have been around fully intact cats and dogs.

Several years back I took my fully intact cat to see the veterinarian. It must have been an emergency because the cat was in heat and I wouldn’t have taken her to see the vet in that state. Plus the regular vet was on vacation so another vet saw my cat. I warned her that the cat was in heat. After the exam was over, she takes out a q-tip and begins to demonstrate how to masturbate my cat! Hilarity ensues.

I knock the q-tip out of her hand and grab the cat while stating in short breaths, “we.do.NOT.masturbate.my.cat”. As I am paying for the visit, the vet runs out of the exam room saying, “Ms. Cheryl, you don’t have to use a q-tip. You can use your finger.” The look on my face must have been priceless because the receptionist and one of the techs busted out laughing.

Later my regular vet called me to smooth things over. I told him at that moment I needed a LOT of distance between his junior partner and my beautiful cat.

3 things: (1) PussyMeHow was an April Fool’s Day joke, (2) before anyone gets on their soapbox and begins to preach to me that I should fix my cat, she’s 18 and has yet to have a litter. Save your preaching for cat hoarders; and, (3) no animals were harmed or masturbated – ever.

Continuing with the series, How to Have Phone Sex with a Professional Phone Sex Operator, remember to have everything set-up prior to the call. That means you are either naked or in stripper mode. Yeah, I like that visual, but I digress. Obviously, it is a matter of taste for those who are into feminization or cross-dressing. Personally, I like to dress my bitches.

Generally whatever your kink you should have the lube ready and any sex toys within reach. Nothing kills a buzz quicker than someone who has to put the phone down to “find” the lube or worse attempts to multitask while chatting with me and looking for his/her favorite buttplug. Another item that most folks forget to bring to the party is condoms. Yes, condoms! Depending on the call and the sex toy, condoms are a blessing especially when it comes to cleaning up.

Ladies, I have learned something quite disturbing. It seems when men are randy and need something to tickle their private parts they will use your sex toys. To remedy this I offer two suggestions: (1) lock up your sex toys and (2) buy a toy or two for your lover on condition that he doesn’t mess around with any of your sex toys.

Guys, never use your wife’s dildo or vibrator. For goodness sakes don’t stick it up your ass! I could say more on this topic but will differ to an expert. @dangerouslilly provides an excellent overview of how to clean your sex toys, which ones are safe to share and how to store them. Ladies, I am telling you, put a padlock on your shit.

Final note: with all this talk about lube and sex toys, it’s OK if you don’t have any of these things (most don’t). This is simply a reminder to those pervs who do 😉
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You know the drill, it’s ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. If you need more time, each additional minute is 80¢. To say the very least my prices are inexpensive and very affordable. Now you understand the name of the site, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl (I’m Cheryl). I also offer a cheap phone sex package deal. When you are ready, call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389, but whatever you do, do not call to ask me questions. Fuck that!

Never call my toll-free number to ask questions. Any question you may have regarding my phone sex service has been asked and answered multiple times. If you cannot find the answer to your question in the FAQ or via the search option, then ask it here or at any of my social media profiles. Though my Twitter handle @Hushes is your best bet if you would like a quick response. Here is a rundown of questions I receive EVERY DAMN DAY. Every day multiple times a day, I am asked the following:

1. How much is the call Cheryl? It’s 80¢ per minute. There is a $12 minimum.

2. How many minutes is that Cheryl? $12 buys you 15-minutes.

3. Are the phone sex prices current? Yes.

4. Are there any connection charges or hidden fees, Cheryl? No.

5. Will you send mail to my house, Cheryl? No.

6. What does it show up as on my credit card? [Pause] The charge is discreetly billed. It may be one of 4 names. All fairly innocuous and will be revealed when you purchase a call. It would be ridiculous to place those names on this website. Then any spouse, live-in lover or thorough assistant can search it and know exactly what you have been doing. Thank me later. [End Pause]

7. Do I have a choice of phone sex girls? Yes, over there.

8. Do you do this [description of particular fetish] type of call, Cheryl? Two things, I am NEVER submissive and I never discuss blood, goats or kids. If you need to ask a follow-up question on this point, talk to my girls otherwise we’re good.

9. Are you available now? Will you be available later? What are your hours? If you are talking to me now, then obviously I am available. God willing, I will be available later, and my hours are extremely flexible. If you guys keep me busy, then I will “work” long into the night, but if you don’t keep me busy, then I will wander off and find something else to amuse myself. In other words, if you call and I am unavailable it is your fault. You failed to call sooner than the guy I am currently enjoying or I was so bored I had to find new adventures.

Like I said, it’s every fucking day! A dear friend who is renown within the service industry advised me that this is typical of any service company. New customers will have questions and I will have to answer the same questions day in and day out. Frankly, I just can’t do it anymore. As far as I am concerned there are two things you need to know – the price and the boundaries. Though I get it. Not everyone takes in information the same way BUT I will be damned if anyone is going to clog up my phone sex line with questions I have answered on the website many, many, many times. So, no, you may NOT ask me questions on my toll-free number. I am putting my foot down, drawing a line in the sand …

My toll-free number is a happy place. Where I meet new clients who are anxious to do a call with me right this minute. My happy place is when regular callers contact me to reconnect. Questions that have already been asked and answered – no bueno. Not over the phone ever again. In other words, only call my toll-free number when you are ready to do a call right now.

I know what you are thinking – but Cheryl, a reputable company has to have great customer service. We do …in addition paying customers can expect quality service, honest and accurate charges, discreet billing, complete privacy. Your secrets are safe here. My ‘no questions via telephone’ stand is to address the annoying phone sex flasher issues. Flashers take up too much time, resources and put both myself and my girls in a mood that does not pair well with a sexy call. Enough!

A couple of times a year I host a phone-sex-a-thon which is a 24-hour, multi-day phone sex marathon. This gives new callers an opportunity to pop their phone sex cherry and regular clients a chance to call me anytime. Let’s go over the rules:

1. No questions. Things move quickly during the phone-sex-a-thon. If you have a question ask here OR message me @Hushes. The only thing you need to know is the price and how it will be billed to your credit card and I only take credit cards.

2. Have your credit card in your hand when you call. As I said, things move quickly. I won’t have time to wait for you to grab it from downstairs or fish it out of your pocket.

3. I am NEVER submissive. If you are looking for something like that then call one of my girls.

4. Have fun! Once the business end is complete, sit back, relax and have sexy fun.

Note: If you break up my flow by asking questions, looking for your card, etc. I will refer you back to Hushes.com and hang up. Never fuck around with my flow 🙂

Virgin callers to phone sex often hesitate when calling because they fear being scammed or are unsure about the safety of their information. Let me assure you that here at Hushes.com you will be honestly billed and your information is never shared.

When I started Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, the first thing I did was hire an attorney. She was very curious about the nature of the calls and the phone sex biz in general. The first question I asked my lawyer was, “Suppose the DOJ is knocking on my door demanding to see my client records. What recourse do I have?” The answer? Well, you pay her $500 an hour and find out! Let’s just say that I don’t keep records. Having the memory of an elephant helps but the main reason I don’t keep records on my clients’ calls or maintain their credit card information is that I do not want that information falling in the wrong hands. What if (knock on wood) I get hit by a bus or someone robs my home office? No, my clients’ information is far too important and frankly, I couldn’t live with myself if that information was compromised because of me. So, I do not keep records. Your information is safe and I pride myself on accurate billing.

Back to the topic at hand – phone sex tip that will protect your information from nosy folks and improve your credit score.

Tip to maintain your privacy and boost your FICO score.[/caption]Get a PO Box or UPS Mailbox and have all of your mail (credit card bills) sent to the box. Junk mail is never sent to PO boxes. So, you will never get another piece of junk mail. Plus if you are just out of school or haven’t really settled in an area (purchased a home etc.) a box provides stability. With it, you won’t have to change your address every time you move which means your address remains the same – a positive factor in your credit score. In addition to avoiding junk mail and getting a little boost in your FICO score you have peace of mind because you no longer have to provide your physical address to companies who need your billing address in order to process your credit card e.g., mail/phone order companies which ALL phone sex companies are. Not to mention having a mailbox stumps anyone wanting to do a background check on you. Those DIY companies tend to pull your phone and address information from the credit report.

To be truly anonymous on the internet and in your dealings with retailers, you need a box. Not that kind (pervs) but the US Mail kind.
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Whenever you are looking for quality, affordable phone sex, consider me, Cheryl. The price is always 80¢ per minute. Call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. There is also an option to purchase multiple calls at one time. Check out my cheap phone sex package.

I do a fair amount of research regarding my phone sex business. Inevitably I run across comments poking fun of a multi-billion dollar industry. Yeah, that’s ‘b’ as in billion.

Here’s a dirty little secret: everyone calls phone sex lines. Men, women, transgendered individuals call for phone sex. The amount of hotness or lack thereof, marital status, socioeconomic level, education …none of it matters. If you have a dick you are bound to call. If you have a strange little itch that has yet to be satisfied, going through a life change that affects your sexuality, have questions that you are too embarrassed to ask family and friends, sooner or later you find yourself calling a phone sex line. And why is that?

Phone sex fulfills a basic human need that no amount of technology will negate and that is to understand and be understood. It is a connection that is as deep or superficial as you want it with no strings attached. So, when I hear for the umpteenth time that one shouldn’t have phone sex because it will give you hearing aids, I want to scream. Or listen to backhanded comments indicating that a woman has a “phone sex voice” as if the woman in question has a bright future in porn. Um, phone sex is not porn.

Phone sex is an art. Few women can carry a conversation with everybody – men, women, and shemales. The famous, regular joes, those who barely graduated from high school, academic savants, narcissists, the painfully shy …the list of endless. Fewer still can carry a naughty conversation with anyone, anywhere and at any time. It’s a skill that takes a lot more than a beautiful voice. To be successful in this business you need a lot of tact and grace.

I have found that those who poke fun at the beauty and art of phone sex have never tried it or have had a bad experience. To them I say, call me.
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I named this phone sex blog, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl because I am Cheryl and my phone sex prices are ridiculously affordable. The price is always 80¢ per minute. Call 1-888-669-6389. I advise married phone sex callers in particular to purchase one of my package deals.

Years ago when I first started this phone sex blog I listed in addition to my own number, 1-888-669-6389, the number of the ladies who worked for me. I removed those numbers and maintained a separate site for them because many clients were a little confused. They would either call my girls looking for me or never fully grasped why the pricing was different.

You see the price to chat with me has always been 80¢ per minute and the phone sex package deal is only with me. Hopefully, everyone understands that. When you talk with my girls (and shemales) the price is a little bit more because …well I have to pay them! I also have to pay the dispatchers or matchmakers who process your credit cards and forward you on to the hottie of your choice.

I mention all of this because last month I folded up that site and added the other phone sex numbers back here at Hushes.com aka Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl.

Yes, angry masturbators can be a handful, however, there is another group that is equally frustrating and that’s the first time caller who wants to do the call now. Right now! He doesn’t have time to give his credit card information. He didn’t plan for that. He’ll pay you after. Whoa! Stop right there, buddy. Not going to happen. Phone sex is a ‘pay me upfront or get the fuck out of here’ business.

Look I get it. You are horny so you decide to call my phone sex service. You hear my voice and begin to lose control of that edging you were doing moments earlier. Add the fact that you are looking for your credit card (I warned you to be prepared!) and listening for your wife’s car, yeah it can be pretty exciting …did I mention my voice when I say your name? It takes 90 seconds to process your credit card. Plan for it.

Credit Card Data
I have two things to say about the information recorded when taking your credit card data. First, this is a reputable business and as such follows the guidelines set down by Visa and Mastercard and the United States government when taking sales information for an adult entertainment purchase. In other words anonymity is not an option. Your gift card hides your perverted activities from your lover, not me. Remember who is providing the service. I already know you are a pervert! So, in addition to your credit card number, expiration date and 3 digits on the back, I will need your name and billing address. Do NOT tell me that some shady phone sex company only takes your card information. Do me a favor. Go down to your accounting department and ask them when is it OK for a credit card purchaser to just give their card information and nothing else. Ask them when was the last time a dude came into the store, handed the cashier his card with the name scraped off and your firm processed the card. I would love to hear that story which by the way never happened in any store – ever.

Just because we talk about pussy doesn’t mean that this phone sex service is any less of a business than McDonald’s or Zappos or Amazon. The very idea that first time callers want to demand I change my policies is laughable.

Take for example last December, one of my girls was sick and I was dispatching calls in the wee hours of the morning when a guy calls wanting to use a gift card to purchase a phone sex session. He doesn’t want to give his name or address. At which point I usually thank the guy for calling and advise him to call a different phone sex service. Well on that day I was not in the mood. So, I asked him, why not? He said he wanted to remain anonymous. I explained to him that he called a toll-free number and what that means. It means even if he blocked his number I would see it because I pay the telephone bill. To demonstrate I plugged his number into the database and proceeded to tell him what it spits out namely his name, address, the name of his wife, mother, father, one of his siblings and where he worked. Welcome to the 21st century! He purchased a 30-minute call. Here’s another example:

Last night a guy called. He wanted to use his debit card to purchase a phone sex call only he didn’t want to share his name or billing address either. He told me that the ‘other’ phone sex companies do it this way and so should I. Personally I love it when occasional callers tell me about the inner workings of the business I have perfected over the last decade. Then this would-be caller began to scold me. He said if I wanted his business I would have to do things his way. Apparently, he had not read the part where it clearly says I am no one’s bitch. So, I gave him a lesson on why shady companies do that and as a consumer, he should be concerned about any company that only wants his credit card digits and no address verification. It’s a bad business. Not processing the address costs a company anywhere from 7-50¢ per transaction depending on the contract. That’s a lot of money left on the table. But hey if you want to give your credit card information to a fly-by-night sole proprietorship with questionable billing practices good luck with that. Then I told him to fuck off …and never call any of my phone sex services again. That’s when he begged me to give him a second chance which I gave him.

To summarize: First-time callers plan for the time it takes to process your credit card information and remember that your phone sex habits may be a secret to your bitch never this bitch. I have The Man i.e., Visa, Mastercard and the Feds on my ass. Therefore, I dot every ‘i’ and cross every ‘t.’ In other words, I use best practices when processing credit cards in 90 seconds or less. Follow my payment policy or move the fuck on. That’s the only choice you have on this topic – the ONLY choice.
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Some guys are a little confused. This is Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. Not Cheryl and friends. My toll-free number is for guys who want to talk to me. If you want to chat with someone other than yours truly, then take your ass here. If you want to chat with me, call 1-888-669-6389. The price to talk to me is 80¢ per minute. Regular callers may also purchase a package.

I am somewhat amused that there is a definition for angry masturbation in the Urban Dictionary:

angry masturbation n. The act of pleasuring one’s self while under a great deal of stress, angst, anger or general hostility.

Yup, I have come across some of those angry masturbators. Continuing the series, How To Have Phone Sex with a Professional Phone Sex Operator, yesterday I discussed some of the expectations we have for you namely a respectful demeanor throughout the payment process. Though I would be remiss in not asterisking a certain group of callers where my pearls of wisdom are meaningless because nature far outweighs any semblance of decorum – the angry masturbators.

The angry masturbator is pissed because he is under stress. It’s either work or home or a combination of both. While his credit card is being processed he is almost sickeningly sweet (as if he knows what he is about to do next) and then Mr. Hyde comes out. Some guys understand their Jekyll-Hyde behavior and warn us ahead of time. They’ll say something like, “Did my card go through? Good. Now $%&^$@” Hahaha. I can’t repeat what comes next, but it’s …it’s …remember the Tasmanian Devil in Bugs Bunny cartoons? Yeah, you don’t know which way is up and after the call is over have no idea what happened. The only thing you know for certain is that the angry masturbator has calmed down a bit and can now concentrate on work or whatever is next on his to-do list. It’s a moment of intense sexual need satisfied via phone sex.

Guys, if you find yourself in such a predicament, don’t worry. We get it. We know exactly what to do, and before the end of the phone sex session, I guarantee you will find the relief you seek. And to all the married ladies out there you are welcome because if it wasn’t for our service and phone sex services like ours there would be a whole lot more extra-marital affairs. Think about it.
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My phone sex rate is inexpensive and affordable. The price is 80¢ per minute. There is not a connection fee, hidden charges or any other nonsensical ‘add-ons’. To chat with me, call 1-888-669-6389. For an added discount, enjoy one of my cheap phone sex package deals.

Let’s talk about what you can expect when you call a phone sex service. Over the next several posts I will go over some of the things you should have considered before dialing a phone sex number. Oh, I am not trying to talk you into calling and considering phone sex is my business I would be a fool to try to talk you out of calling. I simply want you to be a better and more informed client. Face it before calling my phone sex service there are some things you should know because on this end we have it down to a business.

I mentioned some time ago that you don’t need a pick-up line when calling phone sex. It’s a done deal! 11 times out of 10 you are going to get what you want provided of course the phone sex company has the nads to offer the goods, but that’s another conversation. The main reason guys are turned away is that they don’t have money on the credit card, and when I say “credit card” I am including debit, prepaid and gift cards. You have to pay to play. As I have stated many times before: in phone sex, the only pick-up line you need are the 16 digits on your Visa, Discover, and Mastercard – 15 digits for American Express.

Another thing to remember is that the call doesn’t begin until the credit card is processed. In other words, it’s business first and pleasure after. Be yourself during the boring, business part of the process. It’s cool if you cross-dress and like to be known as Bambi. You can be Bambi throughout however we need the real name on the credit card. Get it?

To summarize: Check your demeanor. Be polite, respectful and professional throughout the payment process, and if you are a virgin to the service allot time and be prepared to provide your credit card information. Too many times new callers become a little antsy. They may be nervous about speaking to my girls or didn’t plan this portion of the business transaction or both. Remember it only takes 90 seconds to process the credit card. Finally, we will talk more about this later on a future post but it warrants a mention here, be clear about what you want during your phone sex session. Even if you tried you couldn’t shock us, and if you leave it up to us given the number of wise asses around here you may end up talking about underwater basket weaving …and still get off. Phone sex is about mutual enjoyment and an opportunity to have it your way – for once – so have something sexy in mind.

Did you learn something new? I hope so. The next post in the series is about “angry masturbators”.
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I named this site Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl because my name is Cheryl and my phone sex prices are affordable and inexpensive, ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Sure others claim to offer a lower price, but most of the time there is a hidden charge, connection fees, gimmick or worse, you were conned into calling a chatline – not the same as live, 1-on-1, uncensored, unrestricted phone sex. Call me, 1-888-669-6389.

My phone sex service accepts gift cards with the Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express logo. As I have mentioned a thousand times, using a gift card does not mean anonymity for you. I get that you want to hide your phone sex purchases from your wife or lover. Ok. However, you cannot hide your phone sex activities with the phone sex company. Hello, we’re doing it together!

Keep in mind that this is a business. There are rules and obligations that must be met in order to process credit cards not to mention that this is an adult entertainment company meaning we must comply with local, state and federal statutes. So, yes, you may use a gift card to purchase a phone sex call with me, but you may not be anonymous when doing so.

I am often amused by the many tricks potential callers come up with in order to share as little information as possible. That shit isn’t going to fly here. If you are that concerned with sharing your information with a reputable company maybe you should stick with Disney or cable or something.

Oh, did that sound bitchy? Good because I am a bitch 😉
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The price of a call with me is always 80¢ per minute. There is a 15-minute minimum which is $12. I have to come up with a better way of saying that because it seems to be confusing to new callers. Well, new callers with a stiff dick …and the math challenged. How do you think I came up with the name Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl? Just know that there are no hidden fees, never a connection charge or other bullshit. It’s simply $12 for 15-minutes. Unless active duty military (18+) you must be at least 23 to call me at 1-888-669-6389.

Christmas is upon us and it is this time of year when many of my clients chose to purchase a phone sex package. Why now? Well, for the married guys it’s an easy way to sneak in a purchase of phone sex calls without the wife noticing. Plus the package deal is an added saving to an already cheap, affordable phone sex rate. So, here’s your chance to treat yourself. Grab a cheap phone sex package and enjoy the gift that truly keeps on giving 😉

Everyone has a Christmas story and I have mine. Well, it’s a Christmas philosophy. When I was little I spent the year saving up for a great Christmas present for my parents. Many of you know I began working at the age of 13, and from that Christmas until now I always made a point of getting my parents something to remind them that I appreciate everything they do for me. As I have gotten older and ran this phone sex blog, I noticed that there is a segment of our society who give much more than they get and that’s my callers. American men and women do a lot for their families both immediate and extended, their friends, colleagues, and neighbors. Rarely do they ever have time to do anything for themselves. So, here’s a tip: do something for yourself. Set aside a few dollars and a little time and do something for yourself AND don’t feel guilty about it afterward. You deserve it.
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Packages are fun, but remember my everyday phone sex price is 80¢ per minute. It isn’t a special or a gimmick or a switch and bait trick. $12 for 15-minutes is my price. To call you must be at least 23 years old, have a credit/debit/credit card and dial this number, 1-888-669-6389. it’s doesn’t get any easier than this and believe me when I say it doesn’t get better than me. Talk to you soon!

Bored and horny are the two main reasons guys self identify for calling a phone sex service. I believe everyone understands horny, but what is the deal with bored? Listen up! When a guy doesn’t have anything to do e.g., he finished work early, all the household chores are complete or he is waiting for his date to get dressed, something happens to his brain. I swear it must be some sort of a biological phenomena whereby once a man stops doing something the blood instinctively flows from his brain to his dick. You, of course, see the problem, right? Guys are not robots and therefore are not always busy. Therefore men are in a constant state of horniness which some label as boredom when it is simply inherent programming of the male animal. So, let’s correct the record: the two main reasons men call for a phone sex session is because of their current status – horny and horny via boredom. By the way, what is your current sexual predicament? Whatever it may be phone sex is an extremely tantalizing cure.

When calling a phone sex line let your partner know what prompted you to call. Did you see anything naughty or did something sexy happen at school or at work? Do you want to explore the possibilities? Were you thinking of a recurring sexy fantasy and want to kick it up a notch? Were you looking at porn and are seeking a little live 1-on-1 entertainment as you can only obtain safely and legally through phone sex?

I know some guys hesitate telling a phone sex expert what really turns him on for fear that she will simply repeat what he said. That isn’t what we do. My girls and I like to peek into your perverted little mind and twist it up in a way that enhances your experience. It’s why we are experts and not operators. So let’s practice, in one sentence tell me why you’re here and what you want to discuss. For example:

I am watching this clip of a redhead doing anal something I rarely get. Oh, I am about to blow your mind with an ass-fuck session that will leave you …

This morning my hot Latina co-worker brushed her enormous breasts against me. Yes, I love hot office sex! Close your eyes and imagine seeing those tits bouncing. Want to know what makes them bounce …

My wife’s best friend is such a controlling bitch, her husband says she’s a freak in bed, and I want to be her sex toy for an afternoon. Everyone has needs. Some are darker than others. Let’s see how dark yours are …

There are as many reasons as there are guys who call. Whatever your reason, don’t be shy. Tell us what is on your mind. It’s the one time in your life where you don’t have to measure your words or worry about offending anyone. That’s why phone sex is so popular with men. It’s an opportunity for the guy to have it his way for a change.
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To chat with me, Cheryl, the price of a phone sex session is ONLY 12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. Call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. For added convenience regular callers may purchase a phone sex package.

I am still on the always be prepared kick when calling Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. Earlier I provided marriage saving advice to buying “porn” which is to use a separate reloadable prepaid card. Believe me, it saves a lot of headaches down the road. Well, today, I would like to cover item 2 of phone sex preparedness which is to minimize interruptions.

There are a few requirements to becoming a phone sex operator. A big one is silence. The idea here is to minimize interruptions on the phone sex operators end. She needs to answer the phone with little to no outside noise. Meaning no screaming kids or barking dogs or television blaring in the background.

I have heard war stories of phone sex ladies behaving badly (and not the good kind). While on the phone these operators are otherwise distracted from doing household chores to sexting with another guy to having sex with their boyfriend. Scratch that last one which is kind of hot and can be a plus on a call depending on the topic. The point is that sort of thing does not happen at Hushes. Though some of you guys may get a little distracted juggling a few other things when calling. It’s fine as long as you understand that my (our) attention is focused on you throughout the phone sex session.

My suggestion to potential new callers is to call when you are alone, turn down the television or radio and make sure your cell is juiced. If you can keep these things in check, then with a seasoned phone sex babe you are almost always guaranteed to have a wonderful experience.

Oh and before I forget, if you are a new caller make time for your payment information to be processed. A regular caller has only to tell us who he is and in 5 seconds or less it’s party time. It takes at least 90 seconds to process a new caller and that is assuming, of course, the caller is following Rule #1 which is to have your credit card in hand.

If you have any questions about what is on this site or would like me to address something that has not been covered, please ask via the feedback form. Talk to you soon!
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Only 12 BUCKS for 15-minutes is my motto. To chat live with me, Cheryl, simply call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389.

Last week I went over the value of always being prepared whenever calling my phone sex service or any service for that matter. Namely, one should

1. Have your credit card in your hand.
2. Make time for the call (which includes processing the payment)
3. Explain your current predicament e.g., various stimulants

In this post, we’ll go over the first item, credit cards. I use the phrase ‘credit cards’ as a catchall for debit cards, gift cards, and regular credit cards. Basically, if the card you are using has a Visa, Mastercard, Discover or American Express logo, then that is what I am referencing.

Here at Hushes your payment information is completely safe. The credit cards are handled by licensed and bonded individuals who have been vetted by the state agencies that bonded them. The guidelines set-up by the credit card industry are followed to the letter specifically your information is never stored and never shared with anyone. As the owner of Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, that is a guarantee I stand by. Not everyone can do that.

Not everyone can promise to accurately bill and honestly handle your payment details. One of the reasons that is true is that attention to client privacy and security is largely dependent on the business acumen of a company’s owners and management team. Most Mom and Pop type shops are winging it. Still, others use third-party billers to process your calls and are removed from the responsibility of handling your payment details to the standard it deserves. So, what can you do to safeguard yourself from businesses that may be a little too lax to your liking when it comes to handling your credit card information? Here is a tip on how to protect yourself. This tip will help you when purchasing from any type of company whether brick and mortar or online, mainstream or adult and a new business or a company that you have used for years.

My suggestion to family, friends and everyone who will listen is to use a separate reloadable prepaid card when making purchases online especially from companies that are new to you or businesses that have had a recent breach in security e.g., Target, Home Depot, JP Morgan Chase. Using a card that is separate from your regular credit card and is not tied to your checking or money market accounts (as a check card or debit card would be) will give you peace of mind.

I have heard a number of horror stories from customers who have been ripped off by mainly ‘fly by night’ services. Most of the damage could have been minimized if the customer used a reloadable prepaid card. When a new client becomes comfortable with my service, he may after witnessing for himself accurate card receipts switch from using prepaid cards to using one of his other cards or he may just purchase a phone sex package.

Whatever you decide to do, be smart about it and stay safe. Until then my friends. Pssst. Did you notice how I never used the word “porn”?
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My phone sex prices have never changed. It’s $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80¢. I don’t believe anyone will disagree with the idea that my rates are the cheapest around which is why my service is called Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, and by the way I am Cheryl. When you are ready for a session, call me at 1-888-669-6389.

Cross-dressers listen up! Next Friday is your favorite holiday – Halloween. Every man who secretly covets his wife’s panties wishes to wear pantyhose and high heels in public or wants to finally walk out the house in full makeup to go shopping at Victoria’s Secret knows that Halloween is THE holiday to do all of that without anyone taking notice. Well, without anyone giving you a hard time about it. OK, it’s a free pass, and I am not going to allow you to squander it.

So, take out your favorite pumps (I hope you have been practicing), pull out a tasteful outfit, put on your face and work it, girl! You may want to stop by a costume shop and get a fun wig or hair extensions to show that it is really only a Halloween costume though we both know the truth. If all of your secret outfits are too revealing or simply not appropriate to wear out of the house try going to a store that sells uniforms. You can go as a sexy waitress or a naughty housekeeper. The point is you want to wear a dress that won’t cost a fortune and you can add to your collection without anyone batting an eye. Another place to pick up a low-cost dress is the thrift store. You can ‘time-travel’ and go as a housewife from the 70s, etc.

Whatever dress you chose, don’t be afraid to wear the appropriate undergarments. Grab your wife or lover’s bra and fill it to the size you want. Put on some silky panties and if you don’t have any make a point of sliding into a pair of control-top pantyhose or stockings. Wear a slip, matter of fact when you dress for the event use the girly soap and bubble bath. Dress the way you want from head to toe and from skin to underwear to outfit.

Now, where does one wear such an outfit? Some companies allow their employees to dress-up on Halloween, most bars understand customers in full costume will stop by for a drink, perhaps your friends are having a costume party and of course, you can always host a get-together. If none of that interests you, look for local events within your community.

The most successful cross-dressers (hiding in plain sight on Halloween) tend to be those guys who take care that everything is in place – hair, makeup, nails, shoes. And, they have on something that is a little Halloween-y like a big red nose or funny red stringy wig or something like that. These guys also have one thing in common, a wicked smile, because they are getting away with something that only pervs like me understand – the freedom to be who you are.

Enjoy the holiday and be safe my friends.
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I don’t know if it is fall break or homecoming or what, but I am receiving an incredible amount of calls from college guys. While I am flattered, I have a hard and fast rule of no one under 23. If you are over 18 and not quite 23 then check out my girls. To chat with me, Cheryl, you must be at least 23. The price is always 80¢ per minute or simply $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. Regular clients may purchase a cheap phone sex package. My toll-free number is 1-888-669-6389.

When you receive the number of calls I do, you start to notice a pattern. Some callers are prepared and others are not. The guys who are not prepared take longer to process and have more un-sexy interruptions which to say the very least make the phone sex session seem a bit disjointed. Here’s a tip – always be prepared! Now I am not talking about the condom in your wallet. You do carry condoms in your wallet, right? Right?! In phone sex ‘be prepared’ means something entirely different.

Before calling a phone sex service, make sure you have your credit card available. Having your credit card outside in your truck while you are naked on the phone with me does not mean your card is “available”. And, no, memorizing the number does not cut it either for two reasons: you never know what information a phone sex company needs off the card and come on let’s face it in your current state there is very little blood going to your brain thereby remembering anything is a little difficult.

In addition to having your credit card available, make sure you are in a comfortable spot where you won’t be interrupted. Oh, it’s OK if someone drops by and you have to quickly put on some pants or the UPS or FedEx guy knocks on the door and you need to poke your head out with arms flailing. It happens. And, if there are other people in the house e.g., roommates or visitors, say it upfront that you cannot be too loud. Don’t worry most phone sex babes know what to do and frankly enjoy the challenge.

To summarize: have your credit card handy (think of it as two-fisted calling), try to carve out some time to minimize interruptions and explain your current predicament – not your state of arousal but whether you have the space to get loud and freaky.
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If one more person asks me how much I charge… My phone sex price is cheap and affordable. It’s 80¢ per minute with a 15-minute minimum. Or simply $12 for 15-minutes. That has been my price for years. It has never gone up and most likely never will. If you are a regular customer i.e., you have made a few calls with me earlier, you are welcome to purchase a phone sex package. My toll-free number is 1-888-669-6389.

It never fails. Whenever I put aside time to work on my social media profiles something happens. Earlier in the month, I set aside time to work on my Facebook page and oddly enough on the day (September 22nd) I was going to go over all things Facebook my page was “unpublished” at approximately 3:04 AM. It is a cute way of saying my page has been suspended.

Well, we all know phone sex is not porn, so that isn’t the problem. And we also know I adopted a “no pink” policy years ago and incorporated that policy into all my profiles. So, nudity wasn’t an issue. What is equally frustrating is that the appeal process amounts to pushing a button and that’s about it. I found the whole thing upsetting and demoralizing. How so? You have no idea how difficult it is to run a business in this industry. Phone sex owners have the same issues as other business leaders with the added annoyance of discrimination. And, for that, we pay more in fees from hosting to merchant accounts. We’re hassled for every little thing including where we bank, what lawyers and accountants will accept our business and social media is an absolute minefield because it is constantly changing. I wouldn’t mind the changes if they weren’t unpublished. Ha! Did you see that I made a funny?

As you know I get up at o’dark thirty (that ‘o’ as in the letter, not zero …damn movie). After I feed the animals, take a walk or swim and bathe, I grab some food and sit down in front of the computer to handle my business and personal correspondence before turning on the phones. One of the reasons I need that 2-3 hour cushion is because I am one of those people. How many times have you logged on to your social media account and met with a big warning statement indicating that there is an amendment or update to the terms? Well, I am that one person out of a googol (ha! another funny) who stops what I am doing and reads it. I know. It’s sick. One day I will seek help but right now I am a little busy reading these damn conditions. So, I spent the day (and later the week) going over every inch of print regarding business owners having their pages suspended and the depths they took to get their pages reinstated. My conclusion? Fuck that!

I appealed the decision and less than 24 hours later my page was deleted! So, once my page is “unpublished” it remains unavailable to the public forever unless I appeal it. When I appeal it (which involves pushing a button and nothing more) the page is permanently deleted. Nice. So, fuck Facebook.

Update January 5, 2016. Facebook did another sex company purge yesterday. When you search ‘phone sex’ there are 5-7 items under pages.
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Remember it is called Cheap Phone Sex for a reason – the price – which is always 80¢ per minute. There are no hidden fees or connection charges. You must be at least 23+ and I only accept credit cards so have it ready when you call, 1-888-669-6389. Keep the number and don’t forget the site, Hushes.com.

I love August! If you have yet to visit our nation’s capital, then August is the best time to visit. First, every member of Congress is out of town, and secondly, most of the tourists are long gone. Couple that with the fact that the weather has changed from oppressively hot and humid to warm with plenty of cool breezes adding a hint of fall, August is without a doubt the best month to visit. The museums and all the hot tourist spots are less crowded. You can get a great table at some of the best restaurants in minutes. It’s so slow around here most of the taxi drivers take their vacation in August. Yes, August is the one time of year when the Washington, DC metro area has the pace of a Southern town – slow and steady.

Around this time I take my time shopping at the farmer’s market. I may pick up a new class or spend a little more time with family and friends enjoying the last few outdoor concerts for the year. I guess you have to be here, but the place is truly cathartic this time of year. Some joke and say it’s because all the politicians are out of town. I don’t know. Maybe just maybe there is something to that.
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Well, you know the drill. For a phone sex call, the price is always 80¢ per minute. Oh and I finally updated the link on the Pricing page regarding the cheap phone sex package deals. Thanks, C- for the heads up.

Tomorrow begins the 3-day Memorial Day weekend which is the most traveled holiday of the year and in terms of traffic accidents the most dangerous. Please make sure you check your car e.g. tires, mirrors, first aid kit, and drive like the responsible drivers I know each of you are.

While I know this holiday has been bastardized as the “unofficial first day of summer” or another day of shopping, let’s not forget the reason behind Memorial Day – to honor our war dead especially now as we are still a nation at war. If you have a family member or friend no matter how distant who made the ultimate sacrifice, call on their loved ones and if there is no one around to remember them visit their grave or take a moment to remember them.

As you guys know I bake nearly every day. Here is a really simple quick cake recipe for whenever you have the munchies and desire something sweet. It’s perfect for Mother’s Day brunch and has the added benefit of making your home smell delicious.

First, preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Add the following dry ingredients:

2 cups of flour
1 cup of sugar
salt
cinnamon
2 teaspoons of baking powder

Some of you are probably pulling your hair out wondering how much salt and cinnamon to add. Whenever a recipe calls for something less than ½ a teaspoon I tend to add whatever makes me happy. If you really need to measure, call it a pinch maybe two pinches. Today I am out of baking powder so I substituted it by adding ½ teaspoon of baking soda to the dry and 1 teaspoon of vinegar to the wet.

I like to mix the dry ingredients with a spoon and make a well. Then add to the well the wet ingredients:

2 eggs
1 cup of yogurt
⅓ cup of oil
vanilla extract

Stir everything together and pour half the batter into a loaf pan. To make it interesting in a separate container mix:

¼ cup of brown sugar
¼ cup of sugar
cinnamon

Add half of the sugar mixture to the batter in the loaf pan. Pour the rest of the batter on top and on top of that sprinkle whatever you have left of the sugar mixture. You can get fancy and run a knife through the batter which makes the cake look very interesting when you cut into it.

Bake for 60 minutes, let cool for 10 mins, cut and serve.

It takes about 10 minutes to prep and while baking makes your house smell wonderful. Keep in mind that you can change up the recipe and add bananas to make banana bread or pumpkin to make pumpkin bread and so forth I hope you enjoy this tip and have a great Mother’s Day with the women in your life.

I acquired this domain quite by accident. A little over 14 years ago someone came across my site, Cheap Phone Sex, and decided to make an exact copy using a different telephone number. I called my attorneys and the damages were paid via check and ownership of the domain, hushes.com. There have been other lawsuits and in every case, I acquired the offending domain. I sold all of them except hushes.com.

Flash forward to 2014 where I find my 14-year old blog located at cheap-phone-sex.net has been caught up in some sort of an algorithmic penalty. Instead of ranking at the top of various search terms I was consistently ranking at the very bottom (if at all). I gave it 50 days to turn around and when that proved to be a lost cause moved my blog to hushes.com. Hmmm …things do have a way of working themselves out.

As my most ardent callers will tell you, I have over the last several months been slowly moving to this point. However, I had to complete the transition within the last month as opposed to the 6 months it would have taken. While this is neither the platform nor design of my choice, it will have to do for now. And for that reason, all I can say is fuck you Google.

I am so over Google Search.

For more than a decade I have naively believed that if you follow the rules and create good content everything will work out fine. Well, I have been at the butt end of various negative SEO tactics, my intellectual property has been stolen more times than I can count and now my site which is almost as old as Google itself has been lumped in with black hat sites. Each time I have had to stop what I am doing (making guys supremely happy) and undo whatever some random and may I add jealous SEO wanna-be type has done to my site. It’s time-consuming, costly and distracting. Frankly, I am sick of it.

Given I have the world’s first, oldest and continuously published phone sex blog, I should be given some kudos. I mean come on! How many adult entertainment sites (not companies but sites) have been around as long as mine? How many have never engaged in spam or other nefarious activities? How about giving me a little authority for keeping my nose clean and sticking it out this long? And if you see something untoward, how about giving me the benefit of the doubt? Seriously, what’s the point of being a good girl if there aren’t any perks?

So, here’s the thing: my phone sex blog has permanently moved to hushes.com. Over the next 18 months, my online presence will reflect this move. Everything else is the same namely my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389, and my rates, $12 for 15-minutes. If you have any questions, ask.

Greetings and Salutations! My name is Cheryl Black and this is my quasi-personal, somewhat commercial, yet very informative phone sex site, Hushes. Here there are no hidden costs, no gimmicks, no spammy links, no circle jerks (except the good kind), and most importantly your information is never sold or shared with outside parties. The price is 80¢ per minute with a 15-minute minimum. That is ONLY 12 BUCKS. My prices are without question affordable, inexpensive and dare I say cheap. Peter from the highly reputable Jane’s Guide described my site best when he stated in a review, “Seems to be truth in advertising…” After perusing the site you will learn fairly quickly that Cheap Phone Sex is about (you guessed it) phone sex and features my favorite topic, me, well, my musings. For a quick summary of everything offered, jump over to what I call the ‘cheat sheet’ aka my FAQ or throw caution to the wind and call me, 1-888-669-6389.

My phone sex blog is updated daily. To continue and/or to chat with me, you must be at least 23. Oh, it’s free to look, but to talk with me or any of my operators you must ‘pay to play’. Even the exclusive free samples require proof of age via debit, credit or gift card. Still here? Let’s see you have my toll-free number, you know the age requirement, now all you need is a little taste …uh I mean my latest blog posts.

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Today, I signed up for a health insurance policy via healthcare.gov. I saved $150 before the tax credit. The savings are due to the fact that I no longer have to pay for maternity coverage. Which if you recall, I said years back was ridiculous. Notice I said I saved before the tax credit. With the tax credit, I save in total roughly $250. It’s sick. I now pay more for cable (if I had it) than my fertile uterus. Woohoo! And, that’s why I took the walk of shame and voted for President Obama in 2012. He said he would pass this healthcare thingy, and I laughingly said if he did, I would vote for him. He did, I kept my promise and now he kept his.

To my fellow Republicans, I have this to say, fuck off. This isn’t about politics. This is about doing the right thing. I have never gone a day without an insurance card. Not everyone can say that. We have citizens in this country who only go to a doctor when there is an emergency. We can do better, we should do better and today we have.

Yesterday, I received a wonderful tip from a new caller. Ladies if you want to know if your lipstick is really “kiss-proof”, no smear, no smudge …well you get the point, then you need to conduct this test within the privacy of your home. No, it isn’t the coffee cup test where you paint your lips your favorite color, sip a beverage and check to see if you left a lip print. Yawn. This is an adult entertainment site. Think naughtier. No, it’s not the kiss your lover on the cheek and sees if you leave any trace of lipstick on his face. Think lower …lower …lower!

That’s right! If you want to know whether your lipstick is truly smear-proof, then you have to give it a workout that no amount of kissing or necking can do. You need to put some thrust into it. So, go ahead girls, take out your favorite brand of “kiss-proof” lipstick, paint it on and find your lover. Tell him or her that you are conducting a test and you need their help. Then give that cock a big wet kiss. Go ahead. Kiss it!

💋 1-888-669-6389
It’s called Cheap Phone Sex for a reason.
Only $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.
Credit cards only. Must be 23+.

The difference between a whore and a slut comes down to money. Slut is a word that first appeared in the 15th century. A person whether male or female was considered a slut or sluttish if s/he were dirty, unkempt or slovenly. Just a few years later the word was used exclusively to describe women. Today, it is a pejorative that references a woman of low character which is defined by her inability to discern proper judgment. In other words, she will screw anybody.

Whore derives from a much older prehistoric word meaning dearest, cherished and well liked. It was always synonymous with the oldest profession. I suppose patrons really liked and admired their extra-curricular activities or perhaps they appreciated that their dalliances were something that had to be paid for in advance.

To review, you pay whores and you take advantage of sluts. Remember a slut lacks the ability to make decisions that are in her best interest.

You will notice that I never refer to a woman as a slut or a whore. I have seen women referred to these names on various “porn” sites and several phone sex sites, and I don’t begrudge a phone sex operator who chooses to market herself as such. However, I have found that “in real life” phone sex operators are neither. The women and shemales who answer these phones are real people who are very open-minded and sexually aware. Slut and whore are not the words I would use to describe myself or my girls, and I certainly wouldn’t use these words to describe any of the people who provide commercial phone sex. Now those motherfuckers in Congress …that’s different story 😉
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Regular callers remember the package discount. New callers the price of a call is always 80¢ per minute with a 15-minute minimum. That’s 12 bucks! Why do think my site is called Cheap Phone Sex? It’s the price, not the service. Talk to you soon. 1-888-669-6389.

Phone sex is nothing more than a masturbation tool much like a dildo or vibrator. It is a service that enhances the masturbation experience, and while most women prefer to masturbate alone an overwhelming majority of men seek companionship while abusing themselves, and that’s where phone sex comes into play.

The phone sex operator provides a personal service that involves both a high level of communication and professionalism. Never is there an expectation that the operator will meet the caller. Phone sex is completely virtual with a lot of giggling and flirting, but at the end of the day, the caller goes back to his/her life. The session is merely a dalliance with happy results.

The question I would ask anyone’s wife is whether she believes she is cheating on her husband when using her vibrator. Of course not! If anything more women should follow their lover’s lead and call a phone sex service the next time they decide to abuse themselves.

Hmm …the idea that phone sex is a form of cheating is quite ridiculous. Though I wonder if many people are again confusing the art of phone sex with chat-lines. Now I would consider a chat/dateline cheating because the whole point of that service is to meet other people mainly for sex. With phone sex the operator is “only a phone call away”; however a chat line is a short drive to pussy. Plus most of the profiles found on a chatline are fake set-ups to other services. Intent, proximity and the involvement of sex workers doesn’t bode well for those trying to maintain their vows/commitments.
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Note the term “abusing oneself” is a phrase the clergy uses in lieu of the word masturbation. So, anyone want to abuse themselves with me? Call 1-888-669-6389. It’s $12 for 15-minutes.

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Phone sex is a lot of things and porn is not one of them. Pornography has been famously defined as something that is unknowable; that changes based on the audience; as such we have a “test” to define what is appropriate based on community standards. Ah, our judicial system is so close yet so wrong. Those guys and gals in the black robes don’t seem to understand that pornography isn’t a thing. It is an emotion. When I say “porn”, most guys’ pulse quickens, eyes dilate and they feel a familiar stiffening in their pants. This is the normal basic response. It only becomes dirty when the viewer thinks what s/he feels is somehow inappropriate or unholy or whatever the new buzzword is today.

Notice I said “viewer”. Every definition of pornography involves the visual material of sexually explicit themes. Tell me can you see phone sex? In 1989 the Supreme Court concerned itself with the legality of phone sex (remember it was pioneered earlier in the decade) and the accessibility to minors. The high court found that phone sex is not pornography it is …drum roll please …indecent speech. Justice Brennan wrote, “Sexual expression which is indecent but not obscene is protected by the First Amendment; …do not submit that the sale of such materials to adults could be criminalized solely because they are indecent.”

While pornography detractors would love to label everything they find sexually arousing and dislike as “porn”, whatever you do, don’t drink the kool-aid. Phone sex is NOT porn.
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So, for some scintillating, indecent conversation, call my number, 1-888-669-6389. The price to chat with me, Cheryl, is $12 for 15-minutes. Regular callers may also opt for one of the Cheap Phone Sex Packages.

I noticed there has been a proliferation of phone sex operators with the name Cheryl. I suspect that this new interest in the name has little to do with the name on the operator’s driver’s license but more to do with a few webmasters’ attempts to game search engine results or worse confuse my customers. Oh, I am not suggesting that I am the only phone sex operator who can use her Christian name on a website or that I am the only one who can use the name, Cheryl. Not at all! I am simply stating that I have never seen a woman use every derivative of her name on a web page.

Look I have been on this planet for 30 odd years and I have never met another woman named Cheryl. Never. It isn’t a popular name. It hasn’t been since the 1950s. Matter of fact from 1980 through 1995 there have been 17,107 women are named Cheryl. I count 12 different sites with operators using the name Cheryl. That means every 1500 women named Cheryl go into the phone sex business. Riiight.

Here’s what I think. Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl has been around for 14 years and some webmaster(s) while doing a keyword search for phone sex noticed my name as a popular search query. Those webmasters decided to create a profile of a girl using the name Cheryl thinking either it would lend credibility to their site or funnel some traffic away from my site. It’s an old trick and pathetic.

Years ago when I started my site one of the biggest decisions I had to make was whether or not to use my name – the one on my birth certificate. I decided to use my Christian name because to be perfectly frank I do not answer to anything else. When most women choose a stage name (which I did not) they go for something cute that ends with an ‘i’. Seriously? I am not an -i ending type of girl. Another option is to choose a handle with anything that starts with a ‘m’ because men prefer women with a name that starts with the letter ‘m’. So, for example, Mandi would be the perfect “porn” name. I chose to stick with my name, and I was the first …uh the original Cheryl, phone sex operator.

Now, I was named after Cher. On the day I was born my parents didn’t want to name me after a celebrity because who knew if later she would flake out or something so they massaged it a little and came up with Cheryl. They didn’t know at the time that Cheryl was one of her aliases. This is a true story and the reason my service is so popular because here you get the real deal.
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Looking for the real Cheryl from Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl? Here I am! Just call 1-888-669-6389 and as always the price of a session is 80¢ per minute.

I nearly forgot to give an update on my little medical issue that resolved itself last week. In February I experienced massive water retention in my hands to the point where I could not make a fist. My hand would puff up like a balloon. At first, my physician thought I was having an allergic reaction to something. After I removed all soaps, detergent, and food except beans and rice, my doctors thought I was suffering from renal, liver or congestive heart failure. Last Sunday after a trip to the ER because my mouth was swelling up the new belief was that my house was infested with microscopic mites. It was none of these things.

I woke up a week ago last Monday and realized the only thing I had done consistently throughout all of this was add turmeric to my meals. Turmeric is in the ginger family and it is known for its curative properties. I add it to every meal. For about a year I purchased a generic grocery store brand and late last year finally made a trip to an exotic market and bought a pound of high-quality organic turmeric.

Before taking turmeric I was warned to not mix with blood-thinners which wasn’t a problem because as all of you know I am not on any prescriptions. I was also advised that if I take too much turmeric I would experience stomach pains which never happened. Maybe it was the quality of the turmeric or the amount I was taking, but somehow I managed to overdose and turn my blood into the consistency of water. An overdose of turmeric can give provide false symptoms of liver failure and congestive heart failure. Crazy, right?

Once I stopped taking turmeric the symptoms subsided. The interesting thing is about 48-72 hours later I had an incredible amount of energy. I slept for a few hours and woke up bouncing off the walls. I joked with my physician that I found a new way of blood doping and she said that I may have a point. Every time my hand ballooned up water was pushed out of my blood vessels forcing my body to produce oxygen-rich blood cells for 8-12 hours.

Blood doping aside I am glad that my hand and the rest of my body stopped swelling up and that I am not suffering from organ failure of any kind. Yea, me!
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Ok, unbelievably it is snowing this St. Patrick’s Day within our nation’s capital. I am taking calls all day today. Call toll-free, 1-888-669-6389, and the price is always the same, $12 for 15-mins.

Those of you who have not yet bookmarked my site probably had the damnedest time trying to find me, am I right? You probably typed in the name of the site, “cheap phone sex” or “cheap phone sex with Cheryl” and nothing came up except my social media links. You see Google has decided to penalize sites whose domain or URL is an “exact domain match” or EMD. At this point, I am being penalized for choosing the domain cheap-phone-sex.net which was purchased and developed a few months after Google came out of beta. Yeah, beta! Believe me, I will have a lot more to say about this later after I stop cussing or rather cursing Google.

Apparently, there are some webmasters out there who tried to game Google and developed websites using keywords for the domain. For the record, my site pre-dates those tricks. In 2012 Google rolled out a fix promising that it affected “low quality” sites. This site was not affected by any of the updates through February 6, 2014. Made sense to me as I have never engaged in any of those black-hat tricks and while I do enjoy a hot spam sandwich every now and again, I do not spam the engines. Following my February 15th hiccup, I noticed my phone sex blog could not be found anywhere in the index. I couldn’t find Cheap Phone Sex (with Cheryl) via my name or telephone number, 1-888-669-6389.

Believe me, I will have a lot more to say about this later after I stop cussing or rather cursing Google. Right now instead of relying on search engines bookmark the site or enter the number in your cellphone without the 888 area code. Hmmm …I may need to write a post about that too.

For the last several weeks I have been suffering from an allergic reaction to something that has yet to be defined. Actually, the word suffering is a bit over the top. Maybe I have a high threshold for pain and am unbelievably tolerant of itchy scratchy skin. You see I am of the philosophy that minor skin irritations and the like is the body’s way of coping with the millions of complex processes happening every day. So, when I woke a few weeks ago with a swollen tongue I knew something was very wrong.

I have changed soaps, lotions, laundry detergent and stopped eating just about everything in a fruitless effort to figure out what the heck is going on with my body. Oh, the doctors? Laughable. A whole slew of physicians have imparted their incredibly divergent opinions from stress to kidney failure to the early signs of congestive heart failure! As I was listening to the latest conspiracy theory I interrupted and asked whether organ failure included these weird red splotches on my arms and legs. It doesn’t. So, I went home, washed everything and sterilized every room in the house. Then I took a borax and vinegar bath. Oh, I felt a thousand times better afterward.

The way I see it I am either getting eaten alive by mites (or something on a microscopic level) or I am still coming in contact with an allergen that wasn’t an issue for me until recently. Whatever it is I am no longer going to be passive, and I will figure it out. Oh, and don’t worry all my test results are “normal”, I do not have kidney failure and congestive heart failure is the least of my worries. It’s a clear case of Occam’s Razor.

While digging around the site, I located a couple of blog posts from 2000 – as in the year. I imagine the remaining 2000 posts and the ones from 1999 are on one of these hard drives. Didn’t you know? Cheap Phone Sex is the first and oldest continuously published phone sex blog in North America. Ah yes! I remember it well.

Way back in the last century I recall people spending an inordinate amount of time writing and uploading pages. I thought it was nonsense and adapted an online diary for my purposes. By doing this I could share my thoughts on the site with very little effort. I was the only person in the adult entertainment industry weblogging or journaling (as it was called at the time). Tons of people journaled about their personal lives, and if you understand the community that makes sense. I was the first to combine my personal life with my business.

Back then when people were focused on marketing and therefore spammy text, the early blogs set a new standard. Go ahead, enter your favorite site into The Wayback Machine, it’s something to behold. Blogs required good, original content that did not repeat the same tired sales text but rather highlighted a point of view that is naturally linear. This blog definitely set me apart from other phone sex sites. Granted I don’t spend a lot of time visiting other blogs, but I must say from the ones I have browsed I am disappointed. It seems many of these blogs are more about content management than diarizing (it’s a word) or journaling.

I think the way you can tell a good blog is when after reading a few posts you get to know the person writing it. I hope that’s true when you read my many, many rants. Feel free to call the woman who wrote the posts, me – Cheryl. The number is 1-888-669-6389, and the price is always $12.99 for 15-mins. Talk to you soon.

Raise your hand if you masturbate.
95% of adults masturbate. I imagine the other 5% can’t. Not that they don’t want to but for reasons, I will leave for the imagination physically can not. If someone says they have never masturbated, take a picture because you have either come across a human anomaly or a world-class liar. Based on my considerable experience women do not masturbate enough and men could do it better. That is where I come in. Phone sex is the best service to add variety to something you already do, most likely are doing now and will definitely do in the near future …repeatedly.

Raise your hand if you want to feel better.
Study after study indicates that phone sex improves your health. Phone sex reduces stress. Phone sex alleviates depression. Phone sex raises self-esteem. Phone sex decreases heart disease. Phone sex increases testosterone levels.

Raise your hand if you want a better sex life.
There is something to the adage practice makes perfect. Reaching orgasm has little to do with your physical state of being but everything to do with your mind. Role-playing past events, missed opportunities and things yet to come improves your sex life. Phone sex is a fun mind-game of role-playing sexy topics.

Summary: You masturbate, you want to improve the quality of your life and you are horny. Call now, 1-888-669-6389

My phone sex schedule has changed over the years. When I first started the business, I was available 24 hours a day. Between calls, I furiously built and updated dozens of phone sex sites which peaked at over 500 domains. After 2-3 years I scaled back my sites and my hours.

Thumbing through the archives I noticed that I have changed my hours multiple times which isn’t a big deal when you consider my blog is nearly 14-years-old. However, in the interest of clarity, I think it’s best moving forward to publish any changes to my schedule in one location.

Today I updated my Schedule page.

As I mentioned last month I am having a little difficulty with the search engines. Google. I am having an issue with Google or rather Google is having a problem with me. I have waned on and on regarding my love slash extreme hate of all things Google. Please …thumb through the archives to read my understanding of the whatever hell was thrown at me at the time. In every instance (and there have been many) I would stop updating the site and wouldn’t dare make a change until the issue(s) were resolved. It was a way to keep a snapshot of the site. Well, not this time, bitches!

I have had a hankering to streamline some stuff on my phone sex site for quite some time. With the introduction of Schema, I have been itching to make some changes. So, when this little snafu happened, I never hesitated in moving forward.

As you can see I made some changes. I have one request: if you see a broken link and that includes page links and images, please let me know via the contact form. Notice I have also included links to my social media profiles. The changes took a lot of time of focused concentration and have been a great relief. Cleaning up a 14-year-old phone sex blog is quite a task if only to account for the many legal changes most adult entertainment companies face. There are still a few minor changes that need to be addressed, but all and all it has been fun. Kind of reminds me of the bad old days when Cheap Phone Sex was new and unproven.

As always feel free to call anytime. The number is 1-888-669-6389 and the price is $12.99 for 15-mins.

Have you experienced this? A woman with pussy lips so swollen that her cunt is fully exposed. No hands. Nothing is keeping her pussy open except her own horniness. Her body has swelled the important areas to the point that the pussy is gaping. She is ready to fuck. Nice, huh? When you call for phone sex, ask for a woman with a gaping pussy. After all, a gaping pussy is like pizza. You can not go wrong with a tight, moist gaping hole. On a phone sex call, you are the boss. If you want proof of the pussy’s juiciness, ask her to put the phone down there and fuck herself like a dirty little bitch. Listen to the wetness. Yeah, I think I will be hearing from you soon – real soon.

Guilty. Whenever I promote my phone sex ladies, I only mention the big and busty women. I have said it before and stand by my statement. I do not trust a woman with small tits. However, that doesn’t mean that all the women here are busty. There are some flat-chested girls who wear a C or B cup. What’s that? There’s an A-cup? Well, some of the ladies, do not need to even wear a bra. When they walk nothing jiggles. So, if you guys want to talk to women with a flat looking chest or a breast that can fit into a teacup – I mean – your hand, then fine I will hire more women like that. In the meantime, you may want to talk to some of our college coeds. They haven’t had time – yet – to get a boob job.

You asked. I answered.

As many of you know I have a feedback form to give potential new callers an opportunity to ask questions about my service, Cheap Phone Sex, and allow everyone (especially regular clients) to offer suggestions and ask questions you may be too embarrassed to talk over with the women in your life. Good idea, right?

From B-: Baby, you’re sweet shaved pussy makes me hard.

Well, B-, that’s the idea. Now if just looking makes your Mr. Happy happy. Imagine the pure joy and ecstasy of chatting in real-time. Now before you try to one-up that possibility and suggest we meet, remember this is a phone sex service.

From another B-: Word.

B-, I am not sure if you are testing out the form and decided to simply type the word ‘word’ or if you are using the slang meaning of ‘word’. I hope it’s the latter because I am ‘fly’ and I don’t mean as in housefly.

From C-: Hey Cheryl, is it ok if I send you a script of what I want you to say during our call?

C-, I do not “do” scripts. Now if you want something along those lines, I suggest you chat with one of my girls.

From R-: Hello Cheryl my name is R-. I saw your ad Twitter and would like to set something up especially a phone call. I am also interested in sending or swapping photos. I am very open-minded willing to try anything. I’m 5’8″, 160 lbs, blond hair, blue eyes, physically fit, well endowed and best of all I love being naked. If I piqued your interest please get back to me.

R-, My phone sex service is quite simple. All you have to do is call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389, and have your credit card ready. I have found that in life it’s always good to have an open mind and that’s especially true when it comes to phone sex as it gives you a chance to explore your sexual side without any judgment or strings attached.

From B3-: Hello Cheryl. My name is B- and this would be my first time calling here. I’m 25 and still pretty new to doing these types of calls. My question is if you are into my fetish. My primary interest is premature ejaculation fetish humiliation. If you could get back to me and let me know, that would be great. Thanks.

B3- Here’s the thing. Neither premature ejaculation nor humiliation is an extreme fetish. So, there isn’t a need to ask if it’s OK to call for this particular fantasy. Simply call and enjoy the ride!

Remember if you have questions or concerns ask via my feedback form.

Talk to you soon!
Cheryl, Owner/Operator of cheap-phone-sex.net
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes
Call 1-888-669-6389

A few days ago a regular client who has been with me for years was shocked …shocked that my phone sex site has more than one page. Granted he isn’t very web savvy (Love you K-), but it does make it very obvious that I need to do something with my front page because Cheap Phone Sex has 1000s of pages. Couple that with the fact that a new customer took a look at my archives and believed I published one blog post a year between the years 2002-2007. Um no! I thought I was being clever by making available my favorite post from that particular year. Guess people could take it to mean there was only one post. Then several of you have chided me for not updating the site on a daily basis when in fact I do update every day within various sections of the domain. To say the very least I have a little work to do. So, pardon my dust as I slowly rework a few things to enhance your experience while visiting Cheap Phone Sex.

This should be fun! As always you may reach me via my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389. When you call have your credit card ready and respect my age requirement which is 23+. Oh, and if I sound a little preoccupied it’s because I am in the middle of streamlining Cheap Phone Sex.

If you have any suggestions, feel free to contact me via the feedback form. Remember that I like to keep my site simple so that the site is easy to download no matter your connection speed or gadget of choice. In my business words mean something and the way I say them is priceless.

Last year I mentioned in passing that the industry average per minute rate for phone sex was $1.99. I was mistaken. You see I neglected to weigh the volume of calls per company. Recall in North America there are five huge phone sex companies that complete an average of 30,000 calls per day. They have millions of toll-free numbers and thousands of phone sex operators who are available 24 hours a day. When you factor in that number, the average phone sex call is a whopping $3.99 per minute. So, if you can find anything less than that (and without a connection fee), it truly is a bargain.

Speaking of which the greatest bargain in the industry is my service, Cheap Phone Sex. To chat with me, Cheryl, the price of a call is only $12 for 15-minutes and if you want more time each additional minute is a mere 80¢. It’s inexpensive, affordable and sexy fun. Call 1-888-669-6389. Talk to you soon!

What is going on at an adult bookstore in Lexington Park, MD? The place has become a den of iniquity. Not that I am complaining. Several friends and now my phone sex callers have reported serious hotness happening on the premises. This past summer my friend and his wife had nasty sex with one of the patrons right in the store. And no I am not talking about the back rooms which is a completely different story. As I understand it the booths sport giant size gloryholes (yes gloryholes are real) which I am assuming it a testament to the size of the customers. Methinks that I must see for myself if this truly is a place of debauchery. Plus I am running low on supplies and should make an adult bookstore run. How many times have you heard someone say that? Seriously am I the only perv on this blog?

Updated.
So, I made my “run” and yes those gloryholes are huge. I’d say the guys who made them were way above average. My goodness just looking at them makes you want to do obscene things. Fortunately, I was able to control myself.

Cheryl
The oldest phone sex blog on the planet.
Call 1-888-669-6389 for Cheap Phone Sex
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes of happiness

Yesterday one of my best clients asked in passing if I am having problems with my site, Cheap Phone Sex. Knowing my security measures and the awesomeness of my host I quickly said no. He told me that he tried to reach my site via Chrome and couldn’t. So, together we worked through the issue and yes my site was down! I ended the session and contacted my host. Everything was fine. So why was my site down? The answer may surprise you.

As many of you know, Cheap Phone Sex is the oldest phone sex blog in America probably the world. While most phone sex companies were busy toying with Excite and Alta Vista, I was setting up my journal (now blog) on Google. I was the first adult entertainment company listed within Google’s index and the first phone sex company to advertise on Google Adsense. Let’s just say this domain – cheap-phone-sex.NET – is an old …uh …very experienced domain with a lot of history.

Last night I was shocked to learn that my domain was suspended. Apparently the good folks at ICANN passed a new verification procedure that went live this year. Without boring you with the details, the purpose of the new rule? policy? whatever is to ensure the accuracy of domain holder information. It seems several emails that I never received went out 5, 10, 13 and 15 days before my domain was suspended. Granted I am a little out of the loop regarding all things ICANN but I do stay very active on the latest and greatest as it concerns the basics of my phone sex business namely the trademarks, copyrights, and domain registrations! I am a little disappointed but grateful that my host was able to resolve the situation within the hour.

Now because the domain was suspended thus creating a DNS error (for several hours) I have since lost ALL of my Google rankings. You can imagine I am beyond pissed. Though I am taking it in stride and treating this as an academic lesson for instance:

1. I am now aware of the new ICANN policy;
2. I know now that if Googlebot cannot reach your site for several hours you will lose rank;
3. Watching cute cat videos on YouTube may prevent strokes; and
4. I have the best phone sex customers in the business. Thanks, C- for the heads up!

For the record the email address on the account was accurate I just don’t do email. Had they sent a letter or (dare I say it) called me none of this would have happened because I do letters and we all know I do phone.

Cheryl from Cheap Phone Sex
The Oldest Phone Sex Blog in America
The price is ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.
Regular callers grab a phone sex package OR for variety chat with one of my operators.

When I was a little girl my parents taught me the value of a dollar. When shopping with my mother I was told to look for a good deal. It took me a while but for the longest time I was suckered into the phrase “as low as”. Has this ever happened to you? You walk into a store and there is a large display of something you want. From across the space you see in big, bright letters an incredibly low price whereby you can’t believe your luck. However, as you look through the merchandise you don’t see anything in that price range. At which point you read the small print. That incredibly reasonable price is “as low as”. Meaning they offered something at that rate but good luck ever getting it.

Most of these incredibly low phone sex rates that you see around the web are either chatlines which you don’t want (unless you are looking for a date and I don’t mean that kind of “date”) or special pricing that you may not get. Oh I am not suggesting that my lovely competitors are engaging in false advertising, I am simply stating that at Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, the price of a call is ALWAYS 80¢ per minute and my phone sex prices are not part of a special that you must ask for or purchase along with something else but simply my everyday price.

If you are into quality phone sex at an inexpensive price where the billing is easy to understand AND accurate, then you know who to call.

Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes
Each additional minute is 80¢
Call 1-888-669-6389

Oh yes! It’s the sweet, sweet smell of completion. I have spent the last 30 days renovating my house. First I threw everything out I didn’t need. For a while I toyed with the concept of being a minimalist. You know having a finite set of “things”, but I discarded that idea once I started in on the bookshelves. Do you guys know I collect rare books?

After I shredded just about everything except my birth certificate, passport, and diplomas, I donated all my furniture. Now it was time for the flooring guys and this is where it went downhill. They were supposed to come in December but I rescheduled because after clearing out the back rooms I was a bit woozy. I tested positive for pneumonia and wondered if it was some leftover cooties from my bout with swine flu a few years ago. I snapped back and could not wait for my new wood floor. Wall to wall carpeting blows.

On Friday the floor guys come. There are 3 of them and not one speaks a lick of English. Now, folks, I am not exaggerating here. The main guy comes up behind me and motions to tap my shoulder. He points to the hallway floor and says “wood”, then he points to the living room floor and says “wood”, next he points to the sunroom floor and says …wait for it … “wood”. I surmise and say “you are putting wood down from the hallway to the sunroom”. He replies by pointing to the sunroom floor and saying “wood” and so forth. So, I lock myself up in the bedroom and wait for them to finish. They leave without telling me. I look out and see a gorgeous wood floor BUT the baseboards are a half-inch off the floor.

Over the next 4 days, everyone tries to convince me that seeing the interior of your walls and having hanging baseboards is perfectly normal. Yeah, right. Thanks to M-, G-, J- and T- who looked at the pictures and video of my clusterfuck. Let’s just say now I know far more about flooring than I should. The following Friday the owner came in and installed a quarter-round and now the floors are simply perfect.

I’m going to take out my new socks and do a little Risky Business all over this floor.

Cheryl
ONLY $12 for 15-minutes
Call 1-888-669-6389 for Cheap Phone Sex
Or chat with on of my phone sex girls at an affordable rate.

Guys do you have this problem? Have you ever had sex with a woman and she doesn’t say anything. I mean nothing, nada, zip?! And while you are enjoying yourself, listening to your breathing change, feeling your heartbeat quicken …you suddenly realize that your partner isn’t saying anything. So you do what? You ask her if she is OK if everything is all right. The response you receive is “uh-huh”. Damn! She won’t even tell you how good it is. She just quietly moans. Has that ever happened to you?

Tell me, tell me true. You like screamers, don’t you? Not the fake stuff you see or rather hear on pornos, but women who really get into their lovemaking and are quite vocal. Not just loud but she says things. She calls you honey, baby, daddy or papi. She tells you that feels good and please don’t stop. You may not like a loud woman in the street, but you like them in the bedroom. Loud and obscene. You want to hear you lover say things that will make sailors blush and construction workers run for cover. Sound good?

Well, why on Earth are you guys so damn quiet?! I’ll tell you why. You guys have been “practicing” with your dicks for so long that when you finally see some action you revert to stealth mode. No noise. Let me explain. Guys masturbate all the time. I mean all the time. Seriously ladies never touch a man’s computer, cell or sit on his couch. Don’t ask, you’ll thank me later. Guys don’t shake your head in the negative – you are a masturbator. On average men masturbate at least once a day and most do it several times a day. Compared to women who do it once a year or never (yeah I said never) men are freaking pervs or as I said earlier masturbators. Think about it. Guys started masturbating in their parents’ home and had to do so being as quiet as possible. By the way, they knew what you were doing – every time. Then it was college and roommates which again required very little noise during the daily masturbation sessions. By the time a man gets married he has been conditioned to be a quiet cummer.

I say we should break this cycle of quiet cumming. Who is with me? Ladies join me! Encourage your lover to express him/herself in the bedroom. Tell them to be loud and proud. Let’s stop the madness. Unless it’s the holidays and you are screwing in your parents’ home because that would be awkward.

Talk to you soon!
Call 1-888-669-6389 for Cheap Phone Sex
The price is always ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-mins
Regular callers may purchase a Cheap Phone Sex Package.

We learned in elementary school that Alexander Graham Bell is credited with inventing the telephone and the very first telephone call made on March 10, 1876, involved reciting among other things Mary Had a Little Lamb. The joke is that after making the first phone call, Bell hung up, called his wife and made the very first phone sex call. It’s a cruel “joke” when you consider that Mr. Bell’s work was largely influenced by his mother and wife both of whom were deaf. For obvious reasons Bell never spoke to his wife over the telephone.

Granted as the telephone gained popularity I imagine over the years at some point someone would ask the proverbial question, “What are you wearing?” and naughty chat would ensue. However, phone sex as we know it today e.g., a commercial enterprise, did not come to fruition until 100 years after the first telephone call was placed.

Telephony.
As is the case with any new technology it takes time for the masses to accept, understand and access it. The first purchasers of the telephone were organizations – businesses, hospitals, and the police. Telephones were popularized in movies and newspaper ads. As lines were buried and made available the most affluent Americans added a telephone service to their homes. By the middle of the 20th century, most Americans had access to a telephone at home or within their neighborhood. The only people who were left out of this new wave of communication were the poor and destitute. Being without a phone left these people vulnerable should they have an emergency and needed an ambulance or the police. It’s somewhat funny to think we cannot commit to universal health care today but back in 1934 we committed to universal phone service and continue to maintain that commitment by providing low-income Americans a cell phone and 70 free minutes every month which was signed into law by former President George W. Bush and paid for by the telephone companies.

For businesses, telephone services changed dramatically. First, in 1967 there was the introduction of the toll-free or 1-800 number and 4 years later in 1971 the introduction of the 1-900 number. After the AT&T monopoly was broken up in 1984 the 1-900 service was changed into what it is today – a premium rate service. Once the baby Bells became autonomous we saw a lot more competition, flexibility, and creativity in terms of how these services would be used in business particularly the adult entertainment business. At the forefront of these changes were the folks at High Society, who pioneered the phone sex industry.

The Birth of Phone Sex.
Gloria Leonard was the first female publisher of a men’s magazine aka skin magazine. She was the HBIC (head bitch in charge) from 1977 to 1991. During that time High Society invented phone sex. It started out innocently enough. That month’s model would read a script and record an audio clip. The magazine’s subscribers would pay a certain amount a minute to listen to the clip. Naturally, if the guys would pay to hear a recording they would most certainly pay to actually talk to the woman on the other end. Within a year High Society developed a new form of adult entertainment logging more than 30,000 calls a day and bringing in a cool half-million dollars a month.

Now keep in mind this was about a decade before the internet. The only way to obtain these phone sex numbers would be to peruse the advertisements in a skin magazine or visit an adult bookstore. The bookstore option was only viable if you lived in a large city and had access to a bookstore which was usually relegated to the seedier parts of town. For the most part, the only way anyone could access these numbers was if you had a copy of a dirty magazine. The internet changed all of that.

In 1996 domains literally were given away. Some of the first domains were adult in nature and several phone sex operators who worked for the larger companies started their own businesses with different rules. These female entrepreneurs were quite fortunate because the timing was perfect – the technology was both scalable and affordable. No longer did one have to pay outrageous prices to simply set-up a 1-800 or 1-900 number not to mention the steep per-minute prices and connection charges. With the internet, phone sex was no longer an ad in the back of a skin magazine but an independent service. Now instead of having to clock in to a call center, would-be phone sex operators could truly “work” from the comfort of their homes.

Some of the first “phone sex operator turned phone sex owner” business leaders made a few other changes such as using the real pictures of the women answering the calls. Digital cameras enabled more women to make their own boudoir pictures thus saving thousands of dollars on professional photographs. As bandwidth became more affordable many phone sex companies added a cam to their service offers and then there’s sexting. As I have stated before, phone sex is an art that keeps evolving as the technology allows and you – the customer – demands.

Whew! We have come a long way 😉

Cheryl
Owner of Cheap Phone Sex
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes
Call toll-free 1-888-669-6389 or call one of my phone sex operators.

For several years I have refused to promote a Teen Phone Sex line. The reason? Lawyers. No one could come up with the proper words to use in order to market the line. Many of you have probably seen the phrase “barely legal” bandied about the internet. I never liked the term plus it seemed to have the opposite effect of its proposed intention. So, why the change of heart? Money. Aside from the domination, MILF and Asian genre Teen Phone Sex makes a ton of money without any marketing. In addition thanks to the internet more and more college-age women are more likely to become phone sex operators. So, what is an innocent phone sex owner like myself to do?

Well, I will tell you what I did. I put together a teen amateur phone sex line. The women who answer these calls are new to the adult entertainment business and for the most part new to sex. Some (dare I say it) are still virgins. You know there is more than one type of virgin, right?

Your job should you choose to accept is to break them in. Most of the ladies adore older, experienced men and women. (I tell you this younger generation is extremely open-minded.) Use your mindfucking abilities and get the girls to do what you want – break them in! Who knows once they are properly seasoned they may break you in – turnabout is fair play and all that.

1-800-352-2557: direct line
1-888-581-2223: request line
1-888-847-8979: 7-minute quickie calls

I am often asked why I have two different numbers to reach my phone sex girls. The answer is simple. I have two call centers. Now before your eyes glaze over and you start to image strange women sitting in cubicles talking dirty – don’t! All of the Hushes® operators conduct their calls with you from the comfort of their homes. It’s one of the biggest selling points to getting hot women to work for me and an added perk. I mean how many people can say they earn a nice living working from their home? Naked? Legally?

There are a few differences between the numbers; however, when coupled together, they offer a world-class phone sex experience where satisfaction is a guarantee. Let’s go over the phone sex numbers.

1-888-581-BABE or 1-888-581-2223
Open 24/7 every day of the year. The operators who answer are women, shemales, couples, and men. I must say that aside from gay phone sex lines, I offer one of the largest pool of male phone sex operators who do straight calls, gay chat and many “switch” as they are bi-sexual and take calls from both men and women. Note that in addition to accepting credit cards there is an option to pay by check. The charge is (as always) discreetly billed.

Here you may opt to pay by the minute or buy a discounted package at a flat rate.

1-888-847-8979
Open 20/7 every day of the year except Thanksgiving and Christmas. The hours of operation are from 8 AM until 4 AM Eastern. Women, shemales, and couples are available for chat. I support a credit cards only policy which includes debit/gift cards with the Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and American Express logo.

The operators answering the line are available for quickie calls. It’s a no muss, no fuss type of deal where you can ‘sneak one in’ with a seasoned operator and without any hassles.

As I stated earlier there are a few differences:

1-888-581-2223 Open 24/7/365 Credit cards and checks flat rate package deals

1-888-847-8979 Open 20/7/363 Credit cards ONLY 7-min quickie calls

Whichever number dialed, I can assure you that you will receive the same quality of service:

• accurate and honest billing
• friendly, engaging operators
• absolute privacy
• uncensored nasty chat
• guaranteed confidentiality

Questions??? Please ask.

In my last phone sex blog post I highlighted the many, many reasons phone sex and its various derivatives will never get old. Well, you should see the responses I received from mainly women and a few men who lost their balls a long time ago. The hoopla was over referring to Maslow’s principle that all human beings had a basic, fundamental need for sexual intimacy. No one argued that point. The ladies and the 2 or 3 ball-less men got their panties in a bunch because I dared to intimate that phone sex is a form of sexual intimacy. Well, it is! So, get over it.

My girlfriends weighed in too. They said sexual intimacy involves holding hands and long walks on the beach with plenty of kissing and cuddling. Well, you know me, I asked what if there isn’t a beach? You know people have died never seeing a beach. What if a person doesn’t like walking or has sweaty palms or halitosis or …? Look these dreamy romance scenarios may be what some women (and ball-less men) think of as sexual intimacy, but most men define it with one word – fucking.

So, I will say it again. As long as a man wants to fuck, phone sex will always exist. Now ladies stop arguing with me (I’m the expert here remember) and take my advice. When you go out of town for business or personal reasons and you have to leave your husband at home, give him my number, 1-888-669-6389. I’ll drain him to the point he will be too tired to go to a strip club or have an affair with one of your friends (they do that because it’s convenient). In other words, I will keep him warm for you and all at the incredibly awesome price of $12 for 15-minutes. Now you know why it’s called Cheap Phone Sex.

Cheryl
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As many of you know, I love what I do for a living. Phone sex wasn’t something I intended to do especially after attending one of the nation’s top universities earning two post-graduate Ivy League degrees. Phone sex is something I fell into and found this business was a lot less questionable than the legal field and especially the corporate world. The story of how I became a phone sex operator and later a phone sex owner is something for another time. Today I want to squash one myth that frankly affects my bottom line and no one messes my cashflow without my getting in a few good punches.

Let me be clear: phone sex is a multi-billion dollar business, everyone calls a phone sex service no matter their relationship status or sex frequency because phone sex is a masturbation tool and everybody masturbates. I get more calls from synagogues, Mormon temples (especially Mormon temples) and churches than I do from anyplace else.

The First Phone Sex Joke
There’s an old joke circulating that after Alexander Graham Bell initiated the first phone call he immediately hung up and called his wife for phone sex. Funny, right? Well, when you consider the fact that Mrs. Bell was deaf, the “humor” seems more mean-spirited than funny. This was one of the first phone sex jokes and like almost all of these so-called jokes are not based on anything ringing true to the business of phone sex. Many phone sex jokes poke fun at the art (and it is an art), the callers and the women who provide the service. Simply put phone sex is not a joke.

Phone Sex Callers
First, phone sex callers are many and varied. Let me tell you what they are not. They are not desperate, socially awkward recent virgins who have to pay for sex (as if paying for sex is a bad thing). Phone sex callers are men, women and transgendered people who whatever their personal circumstance choose to work with a professional to enhance the masturbation experience. As I have stated many times on this site, Cheap Phone Sex, people call for several different reasons from bored to horny to simply seeking advice. Frankly, when it comes to my vagina I spare no expense and if I am going to masturbate and want to have some interactive fun I would rather call a professional and pay for it than troll for a free call not knowing the intentions or age of the person on the other end. Recall the housewife from Pennsylvania who is now doing 12 years for having phone sex with a minor.

Phone Sex Operators
Secondly, good phone sex operators are quite talented. Sure it seems easy to answer a phone call and get paid to do it, but like most things in life, there is more to it than that. The women who offer phone sex are adept at small talk, know their sexual niche usually based on personal experience and have the power to guide the conversation without being too bossy (unless you are into that). It’s one thing to have a great voice. At the larger companies that will get you an invite for an interview and a 30 day trial period to prove your worth. It’s more than just fucking or saying dirty things. There’s a connection whether for a minute or over the course of years, a phone sex operator must be able to talk to everybody, handle all calls and enjoy their time with you. That is not an easy thing to do. If any of it is insincere, believe me, the caller knows. This is why phone sex is an “art”.

Phone Sex Is An Art
I am sure some of you have had bad sex or bad pizza and even bad blow jobs. Think about that for a minute. How bad must the situation be for you to receive a bad blow job? The best phone sex operators are artists. S/he can take your sexual fantasy (probably one you never shared with anyone because it is so naughty or possibly taboo) and take it to another level all the while making you feel good about your dirty desires. That’s not a joke. That’s not some fat chick reading a script. It most certainly is not a dude using a voice modulator pretending to be a woman. (These conspiracy theories are truly laughable.) Phone sex is a real, highly personal human connection and right in line with Maslow’s hierarchy of needs – sexual intimacy.

To answer the question: Is Phone Sex Over? Is it passé, out-of-date, archaic, a dinosaur? Of course not! Multi-billion dollar businesses do not disappear overnight. They press on, expand and move forward with current trends. I stated much of the same in an earlier post titled What Is Phone Sex?, phone sex has morphed into other avenues such as video chat and sexting. So, the answer is, as long as a basic, fundamental need to relate and talk about your junk exists, there will always be phone sex via telephone, via text, via video …who knows in the future they might stick a probe in your head and the phone sex operator will make your hands do what she’s thinking. That should be fun.

That’s my phone!
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I thought this was an article on The Onion or some satirical site, but it turns out to be true. The Keystone state, those of you who went to state schools I am referring to Pennsylvania, has added touching a pregnant woman’s belly without permission to the list of possible harassment charges. While I have been practicing, I have yet to have the pleasure of birthing babies. So as the possible “pregnant belly rubber”, I wonder: hat if rubbing the belly helps the baby or the mother in some way we haven’t considered? I know most of you are dudes but walk with me for a moment.

When I see a pregnant family member or friend I have an almost uncontrollable desire to touch her belly. There’s a little voice in my head that says “touch it …touch it …touch it”. Sadly, guys that voice doesn’t exist for penises. Imagine if it did, but I digress. I said an “almost” uncontrollable desire to touch a pregnant belly because unlike this dude for whom the Pennsylvania law was drafted, I always ask to “touch it”. Now if everyone has to ask to touch the belly before doing so, I can see a lot of awkward situations. How embarrassing would it be to be turned down for a feel? Wait …that is the story of most men’s lives. Oh my god! The Pennsylvania law has turned women into dudes and added another thing men can’t touch without permission. It’s both sad and funny.

On a serious note what if touching the pregnant belly has benefits for the toucher, mom-to-be and/or baby? We know the human touch has tremendous added benefits for burned victims, babies in ICU and the sick. Maybe there is something to that “uncontrollable desire” perhaps akin to the domino effect of yawning. I suppose we’ll find out a few years from now when someone does a study regarding why Pennsylvania children aren’t like the rest of us.

Today I have received a number of calls from new callers who have not read the site. It’s understandable that a new horny client has not read every page on the site, but I believe it’s extremely clear from my many blog posts that I am not a submissive. Well, perhaps in some guys’ dreams but in life and that includes my business, Cheap Phone Sex, I am never, ever submissive. You couldn’t pay me …well actually you can at $50.00 per minute. Out of your range? Too bad because I am quite good at being a sub when properly motivated.

Interested in women who are naturally submissive and enjoy being told what to do, etc. then you know the drill. Call one of my bitches.

Another thing I am noticing guys with gift cards are under the mistaken impression that they can decide what information they will give me to process their card. That’s sweet and entertaining. While I do accept gift cards, anonymity is not an option. Let’s get one thing straight: the person you are hiding your activities from is not the person engaging in those activities with you! There’s a reason the mistress always knows about the wife and not the other way around. Keep in mind this is a reputable company and gift cardholders are not treated any differently than other callers.

Now, I am going to answer this phone and make someone do naughty things.

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What exactly is phone sex? Well, that’s simple. Phone sex is also known as audio-text is a conversation usually sexual in nature between two (or more) people. It is a masturbatory tool achieved via telephone, over the internet (cybersex), webcam (video chat) and texting (sexting). Whatever the media (phone, internet, cam or texting) there are two types of phone sex opportunities: personal and professional.

First, personal phone sex involves adults who are in physical contact with one another (or have plans to become sexually active) and for whatever reason e.g., short on time or in different cities, choose to use phone sex as a way to continue their intimate relationship. It is a means to stay connected, try out new sex toys and explore sexual fantasies. Most couples agree that phone sex with their life partner spices up their sex life and makes the shared time they have together even more special.

Next, professional or paid audio-text is the focus of this phone sex service. Most seasoned phone sex operators describe their chosen profession as a naughty conversation where there are no limits. Many adults call phone sex lines for sexual advice, tips, and fantasy role-play. At Cheap Phone Sex, men make up the bulk of my clientele while women account for roughly 10% of the calls. Horniness and boredom (idle hands are the devil’s playground) are the two main reasons guys call. Women tend to call for relationship and/or sex advice.

To summarize, phone sex is a form of virtual sex via phone, cam, internet, and texting. There are two types of phone sex defined by how well you know your phone sex partner: on the one hand, you have a spouse, lover or crush and on the other a paid professional operator(s). At some point, I may put together a how-to guide describing the best practices to have phone sex with your lover. For now, I would prefer to go over the many, many advantages to paid phone sex besides of course being the safest form of sex (contrary to the age-old joke of contracting hearing aids):

Quick, Simple and Easy
You don’t need to go out to dinner or plan an evening. Simply pick up the phone and begin a session. It’s couldn’t be easier.

Plenty of Strange
There are hundreds of women, men, shemales and couples to choose.

Freaky, Kinky and Open-Minded
The phone sex operators are carefully chosen. Each person has a great personality, a healthy libido, is sexually curious and non-judgmental.

Plenty of Experience
Whether you are looking for raunchy playtime or timely information, every one of my operators is well-versed in their specialties, and believe me when I say s/he has firsthand knowledge.

I hope this post gives you an overview of my business. This is your opportunity to become a participant in this multi-billion dollar industry. It starts with a phone call. Call now!

Cheryl, 1-888-669-6389
Owner/Operator of Cheap Phone Sex
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes, each minute is 80¢.
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I have been silent on the issue because everyone in my family who is under the age of 40 has been on the phone with our Congress members and on social media making our opinion LOUD and CLEAR. As anyone in this cut-throat business of phone sex will tell you I will do everything and anything to win except fuck with another person’s cash flow. That’s something both my grandfathers taught me to not do. They said scream, argue or whatever but never, never mess around with a man’s means to provide with for his family because it is more than just money. It’s about respect and respectability, making good on your promises and an ineffable feeling of security. When you cut a man down to the point where his wife loses faith in him and his children question his word you make an enemy for life.

Now I didn’t say anything when the economy tanked and everyone with a 401K and Thrift Savings Account lost 40% of their investments. You didn’t hear a peep out of me when my fellow Republicans flirted – flirted – with the idea of defaulting on our financial responsibilities thus earning the country our first credit downgrade. No, I didn’t say a damn thing, but when you shut down the government as a political move and when it didn’t work plan to deny veterans their pension checks, it’s on like Donkey Kong!

These motherfuckers planned to keep the government shutdown through November 22nd AND default the nation. In the 16 days, the government was shut down we lost $24 billion and are now paying triple the interest on our bonds. That was only for 16 days! Imagine if they got what they wanted and shut down the government for most of November. I don’t know about the rest of you but I’m done! I am done excusing these bitches. I am done arguing over facts.

I have over a dozen granduncles who are veterans of WWII and Korea wondering what they were going to do without their pension checks. Uncles who brought home stars and purple hearts concerned about their security. Let me tell you something. When they were on the front lines America never had to worry about its security. Speaking of never …80% of the Congress never served a day in their life yet have the balls to flirt with the promises made to my granduncles, father, uncles, cousins and the men and women who served with them. To these chickenhawks, I say fuck you! Fuck you in the House, fuck you in the Senate, fuck you in the statehouses! And to your apologists fuck them too!

Seriously! Has anybody seen the party of Lincoln? Eisenhower? Reagan? Anyone? This is not my grandfathers’ Republican Party. Take back our country? Shit! It’s time we take back our party.

Guys, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl has been hit by a plethora of horny bastards looking for free phone sex minutes. Not to worry help is on the way! Keep in mind there isn’t a number to call or text. For a free phone sex call, click this link. It’s that simple.

Now if you are a regular of this phone sex blog then you are well aware of the backstory. However, if you are new, feel free to brush up on my previous words of wisdom on all things related to man’s unrelenting quest for free “porn” or in this case free phone sex.

Basically, there are 3 things to remember:

1. The free phone sex offer is 100% legitimate.
2. To participate you must be a virgin to the service and of legal age.
3. To prove your age you need a credit card and that buck still on the gift card you received from your nana on your birthday will work just fine 😉

There is nothing to buy. All you have to do is prove your age.

Related links:
Free Phone Sex, Unicorns and Honest Politicians (May 24, 2011)
Let’s Talk About Free Phone Sex (February 12, 2013)
Free Phone Sex Sample (July 18, 2013)
Free Phone Sex (August 6, 2013)

One of my regular phone sex callers contacted me after reading my blog and asked what was the matter. He said I seemed angry. I assured me that I wasn’t. It’s just that I have gotten a flood of new callers and they haven’t been properly trained. Yes, trained!

It’s like when a guy calls for a domination session. I ask his level of experience and he does the resume thing (exaggerate) and says he has plenty. Early in the conversation, it’s clear that he doesn’t. Whatever domme (paid or otherwise) was clearly either fucking around with him or … the point is he’s broken and needs to be re-taught or properly trained. Let’s just say I have never had a mistress complaining about my techniques when she picks up my seconds, but I digress.

Apparently, these new phone sex callers haven’t been properly trained. Did I not spend the first half of August going over how things work? Well, last month I figured out what was driving me crazy. Guys are calling Cheap Phone Sex thinking they are at a bar or something.

Look save your pick up lines for when you are out and about town. Phone sex is a sure thing. You don’t need any pick-up lines except for one: it starts with the number 4 or 5 and is 16 digits long, 15 if it starts with a 3. Your credit card! Got one? You’re in, baby!

So, just relax and enjoy. I’ve got you covered.

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Lately, I have been getting a lot of requests for the Cheap Phone Sex Package. I want to clear up a few things. First, my phone sex prices are not specials. $12 for 15-minutes is the regular everyday price. Haha …everyday prices! I am starting to feel like Walmart only sexier with more interesting services. Frequent callers get special perks in the form of free minutes and of course package holders get even more fringe benefits. Second, the phone sex package is very simple. You purchase a package of calls at a discount: 4 calls for $40, 7 calls for $70 and 10 calls for $100.

Why do people typically purchase a package of phone sex calls? Well, I am addictive and the price is tantalizing but there is another reason. Phone sex admirers enjoy purchasing their calls in “packages” so that the hit on the credit card reflects a one-time purchase as opposed to many small purchases denoting the frequency of the caller’s contact with the phone sex service. It’s another way to ensure privacy from would-be prying eyes. Needless to say, married guys, guys with live-in girlfriends and men with snooping assistants love package deals. Make sense? I hope it does and look forward to your call.

Cheryl
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Last week I received a really good question from one of my regular phone sex callers. D- asked:

Cheryl, may I ask you a question? If you don’t want to tell me the truth that’s ok. Good ahead ask away! When a guy is eating you out do you like it when he licks your ass? Most women don’t like that.

A few years ago I gave you all a quick guide sort of a tongue in cheek explanation as to why your wife will not fuck you. Allow me to expand on that point.

Let’s say it’s November. It’s cold out and you and your lover decide to grab a pizza and head back to her place for a movie. The two of you start kissing and necking and while she only planned to do just what you are doing now things get really hot and heavy. Before she knows it her tits are out, you are sucking on her nipples and are moving lower … Then she says, “Oh no. We can’t that. I have to get to work early tomorrow.” You go home, call Cheap Phone Sex and rub one out and she …she grabs a dildo and fucks herself silly. What the fuck happened here? She didn’t shave her legs. Let that sink in for a moment. In vag world, a perfectly good excuse to not have sex is when your legs are not shaved. Ask any American woman you know. Go ahead, I’ll wait. See? It’s true. But wait there’s more.

Let’s say you and your lover have planned a date night. She got off work later than she would have liked. By the time you get home, you notice that she has spent quite a bit of time getting ready and yet still isn’t ready. You may not know this but she’s getting fuckable ready. You have your date night, get back home and you decide to treat her with one of your mindblowing oral sessions. As you go down to eat her out like you just got out of prison she says, “Oh no. We can’t do that. I have to get to work early tomorrow. Just fuck me.” You’re hard and ready to go so you think nothing about it, but what she’s really saying is that I didn’t trim my bush or shave my twat and it isn’t clean enough for that. Oh, it’s not dirty. It’s kind of like when your mom comes over to visit. Your house is clean when she doesn’t visit, but when she does visit you have to get the place “mom clean”.

Notice how I am escalating the sex acts? To answer D-’s question there is just one more scenario. Let’s say you are eating out your girl. She’s loving every minute of it and then your tongue slips down to her crack and she says, “Oh no. We can’t do that. I have to get to work early tomorrow. Just keep doing what you were doing and then fuck me.” Clearly, she shaved her legs because your fucking, she prepared her vag because you are licking it but her ass isn’t “mom clean” so you won’t have that tonight.

Get it? The moral of this story is to always be prepared. No, that’s not it. It’s to give women as much time as possible to get “mom clean”. Wait. There isn’t a moral but I do have a tip. For your next date call your wife or lover beforehand and say to her the following,” Honey I want you to give yourself enough time to shave your legs, shave your vag and prepare your ass. Tonight is going to be hot!”

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As you know, this Monday and Tuesday, I closed up shop. The folks here at Cheap Phone Sex are huge supporters of the Armed Forces and living here in the DC Metro area we have many friends and family members who work as active duty military, reservists and civilian employees/contractors. Needless to say, the shooting affected everyone here.

Let me tell you what happened. Early Monday morning I was on the phone with my cousin planning a family memorial service. As we were wrapping up the meeting I walked into the living room and noticed the local news was reporting a shooting in the area and the shooter(s) were at large. I could hear sirens in the distance so I brought in the dogs, locked all the doors and windows and began calling people on my emergency call list. My family serves in every branch, located on multiple bases and at any given time living and working within several countries. Whenever there is a shooting or event involving military personnel or installation my family and I begin calling everyone on our list to essentially do a headcount.

Many people living here said Monday was reminiscent of 9/11 in that several law enforcement agents were on the ground locked and loaded. It was kind of weird watching a guy in shades walk around with a submachine gun. The difference, of course, was that because of 9/11 a plan was in place. The DC schools were on lockdown, the federal buildings were also on lockdown and the DC Police department led the hunt.

My only disappointment is that on the internet people who obviously do not live here tried to use this opportunity to poke fun at the President and make light of the deaths of 12 Americans. I will say this: mass shootings are not funny and when it is going on that is most certainly not the time to score political points. No one on the ground was talking about gun safety or gun ownership. I have a rare blood type. My concern was getting to the Red Cross and donating blood. Others with connections to the Navy Yard were frantically dialing the hotline praying that the dead did not include their friend or family member.

Sometimes when stuff like this is going on the best thing to do is to STFU.

The names of the dead are here.

Cheap Phone Sex is back on the usual schedule.

I have explained the difference between standard TOS services and no taboo phone sex. I don’t talk about children, incest and that includes fucking step-parents, dogs, shit, piss, vomit, menstrual blood, death or gore. I hate vampires and gothic bullshit. I don’t fuck women. I can’t stand the smell of another woman’s cunt. I am nauseous just thinking about it. See it’s not pretty going over a list of EXACTLY what isn’t allowed. Phone sex operators know the rules for the company where they provide services. So when you are warned that you are venturing into a no-no zone, trust the operator.

I’ll give you an example of the shoe being on the other foot. Let’s say you like pussy. Are you with me? You aren’t bi-sexual. The very idea of sucking a man’s cock makes you queasy, and hearing someone paint a vivid description of how you are held down and forced to accept his penis into your ass …well it made your hard-on limp, am I right? Your dick is retreating! In other words, it turns you off. The same happens with my girls. In the middle of a call when you suddenly want to chat about taboo topics that you had been warned was against the terms of service, understand it is not a power struggle. You are turning the girl off! Now, I go to a great deal of trouble hiring the right girls to staff my phone sex lines and they are essentially placed in two categories: bitches who will talk about anything and other bitches. After your little phone flashing episode do you have any idea how long it takes to get my girls back in the saddle and taking calls again? Hours sometimes a day or two. You have essentially broken my bitch! If you are into sick shit as I mentioned above, then you have to pay to play. Take your incest loving, dog fucking, adult baby fantasies and call 1-800-298-4710. Those bitches will talk about anything.

My lawyers are going to be pissed but I am sick of tiptoeing around this shit. Wanting to fuck a woman in her pussy, mouth or ass is NOT taboo subject matter. Wanting to do the same with a shemale or dude isn’t either. Wanting to be cuckolded, watched, participate in a gangbang …that isn’t taboo shit. Anything under 18 is taboo, anything involving an animal is taboo, anything involving bodily fluids that are not jizz is taboo. And for that shit, you pick up the phone and call one of these numbers.

Am I being judgmental? Not at all. I get bitchy when guys want to talk about taboo subject matter knowing full well they have to pay a premium rate to discuss that shit. Don’t try to be sly and sneak it in, don’t try to talk around it and don’t traumatize my other bitches. It’s not cute and it pisses me off. I hope I made myself abundantly clear. If not, get your ass off this site.

That’s the end of my rant …for now.

Phone sex is fun and entertaining, but it is also a business. I like to get the business stuff out of the way because that’s when the fun starts. The fun starts when business is complete, and business isn’t complete until your credit card is approved. So, have your credit card handy not in your car, not downstairs in your wife’s purse …handy as IN YOUR HAND. If you’re new and short on time, realize your credit card has to be processed FIRST so keep that in mind whenever you call a new phone sex service.

If you are regular BUT haven’t called in a while and your information has changed i.e., new credit card information or new billing address, keep that in mind and make time to update your information. Remember poor planning on your part does not create an emergency on my part.

Now take out your credit card and call me at 1-888-669-6389. It’s called Cheap Phone Sex due to the cheap, affordable phone sex prices. It’s ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. My rates are not a “special”. This bargain is the everyday rate. To purchase a package of calls review the offers first: Cheap Phone Sex Packages.

Have you ever gone out with friends and either the friend or her date is one of those guys who complains about everything? First, it was the parking, it took too long to get seated, the waiter is a jerk, the food is so-so …the list of complaints are seemingly endless. When I find myself in the presence of one of these guys I remember my Southern sensibilities smile and politely change the subject. Well, yesterday it happened again on a phone sex call! It didn’t work because …well this is my fucking company and no the customer is not always right. Yeah, I am accommodating to a point but damn it sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride, am I right?

That little disagreement didn’t bother me in the least. It was the overnight calls that started ticking me off. Guys called to see if I was available. Now, what did I say about that shit? Guys called wanting to pay using PayPal. I know I have talked about that shit ad nauseum. Guys called who were the wrong age, without a credit card, looking for a free phone sex sample …ugh! Now you know why I stopped taking calls at night.

It would be easier if I was a straight dominatrix and all my calls were from little pussies but that simply is not the case at Cheap Phone Sex. I have a client base that loves talking with me and would like to chat with me during hours beyond 10-6. So, starting today I am taking calls 24/7 and if you are new be damn happy you get the opportunity but do not fuck with me.

When you call be polite, be professional, have your fucking credit card handy and speak the hell up. If you have to whisper because you don’t want your roommate to hear or the guy in the hotel room next to you, don’t call me. Call one of my bitches. I pay them to deal with that kind of bullshit. Me? Not anymore. I’m loud, proud and don’t have time for nonsense. So, read the fucking rules, check out the cheat sheet and …call now!

My friends often ask what type of guys call Cheap Phone Sex. I usually respond by saying your husband does. Then there is this frantic look in my girlfriend’s eyes when she asks, “My husband calls you for phone sex?” I laugh and say of course not but he may call my bitches. After a long silent pause, I explain that if a guy has a penis that pretty much describes the type of guy who calls a phone sex service. Guys with penises, guys who had penises prior to their sexual orientation operation and are now girls and women who never had a penis – always had a vagina – tend to call too.

With regards to Cheap Phone Sex, I can describe my client list in one word – successful. The guys who call have a strong work ethic. Whether they have worked or own a business for a long time, are in-between careers or newly retired, all of my callers seem to have always been hard workers. My johns have strong family foundations. Granted they may be divorced, separated, widowed or never married but they all have an incredible sense of family and take care of their parents, children, and lovers. Fortunate in life and business, not bad, huh? The last trait that encompasses all of my phone sex callers is they are very good with their money and know a sweet deal when they see one.

Basically, whenever I am asked this question I say to the person to think of his or her friends, colleagues and neighbors. The people who call Cheap Phone Sex are regular people who like to get freaky every once and again and change up their routine with a phone sex professional. The only remaining question is when are you going to join the party?

It’s ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.
Call 1-888-669-6389 for Cheap Phone Sex.
Or purchase an affordable phone sex package at a discount.

Sometimes I tend to forget that most guys are shy and some painfully so. Ok, guys listen up. I realize several men are afraid to call Cheap Phone Sex or any phone sex service because talking to women particularly sexy women is difficult. Maybe when in the presence of the fairer sex you become a mumbling fool or don’t know what to say or just gave up because you have been shot down too many times. I get it. I really do! However, if this describes you and you still haven’t called my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389, you are missing a big piece of the puzzle …it’s a phone sex line!

In phone sex there is not any awkwardness, there is always something to discuss and you will never …never …get shot down. Most shy guys use phone sex as a tool to talk to women and/or build up a little confidence especially after being rejected by his or her latest crush. In other words, phone sex is always a sure thing. Don’t be shy, call now.

Talk to you soon!
Cheryl, the owner/operator of Cheap Phone Sex
It’s ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. Call 1-888-669-6389.

Where do you find men and women who like sex? Well, finding men who are ready and willing to do whatever, whenever really isn’t an issue, am I right? If I was a guy, I would spend the first 18 years of my life figuring out where horny women hang out, and then spend the rest of my years on the planet bathing in the beauty of my “research” efforts.

Whenever I get together with my girlfriends the conversation almost always turns to the topic of men or more to the point where does one find a good man. Granted what determines a good man differs from person to person, but I think I have the basics when it comes to finding a good woman.

Let’s see. Where do you find a woman who likes sex? Someone who initiates sex almost as much as you do? Someone with a high libido? Where can you find a woman who is kinky? By kinky I mean someone who enjoys something other than the missionary position. Where can you find that special gal who understands that there are three orifices that when done right can and should be used for sexual gratification? Where or where are these women?

Well, have you tried phone sex?

I have never met a stronger bunch of ladies who are not only comfortable in their own sexuality but also extremely vocal in their sexual likes and dislikes – well mainly likes. Right at your fingertips are real women (they aren’t robots) who enjoy sex and all the sticky details.

At Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl the price of a phone sex session is ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes. Each additional minute is 80 cents. Call 1-888-669-6389. Regular callers may purchase a phone sex package or if you are a phone sex virgin try a free phone sex sample.

What happens when you call Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl? It’s really simple and works like most phone sex services. First, dial my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389, and if I am available I will answer. I realize hearing a live voice and not a recording is a little scary for most guys. Some think they reached someone’s home. Well, you did! Just remember most people don’t have a toll-free number ringing to their home unless they are engaged in some sort of business. When you hear my voice please don’t run off thinking you are being a complete pervert to some innocent and may I add incredibly sexy woman. It’s me you doof!

Normally I say something like, “This is Cheryl. Are you calling to do a call?” This is when you talk and the answer should be yes. If you say you are thinking about doing a call or have a question or are in any way shopping phone sex services, I will politely point you to the website, Cheap Phone Sex, and tell you to call when you are ready to purchase a phone sex session. Remember the toll-free number is only for guys ready to do a call right now. If you have a question, use the feedback form.

Once you state that you are calling to do a call, I will ask for your date of birth. I know some of the older guys, like to giggle and say they’re legal but I card every person who calls. No exceptions. If you are of legal age, I will advise you of the phone sex price which is $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80 cents. I will ask if you understand my phone sex rates and agree to them. Then I will ask for your full name and take down your credit card information which is the 16 or 15 digit card number, the security number on the back and the expiration date. Remember debit cards, gifts cards and regular credit cards with the Visa, Mastercard, Discover, and American Express logo are accepted. Then I will ask for your billing address. Why do I need it? It’s simple. This isn’t JC Penney. At a regular retail store, the owner sees you, your card and prints out a receipt which is where you provide your signature. This is a mail-order/telephone order aka MO/TO transaction and the billing address is needed to process the credit card. Before you ask, no I do not send out promotional materials and can assure you that neither your name nor information will ever be shared or sold. The information is collected simply to process your credit card and for no other purpose.

After your credit card is approved the phone sex session begins…and that my friends are an entirely different conversation!

In anticipation for the end of summer, I spent the first 15 days of the month offering advice and going over tips regarding my service, Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl. Actually the best practices guide will work at any phone sex service. In a nutshell, my dear sweet callers, you should always be polite and horny (but that’s a given) with your credit card handy.

After going through my list of new clients I was surprised to find that so many of them have never called a phone sex service, never had phone sex with a lover and never …well I will go over sex acts you should have had by now on another post. Today, what I want to know on a scale of 1 to 5: what is your phone sex IQ?

• Give yourself a 1 if you are a phone sex virgin and have never had phone sex.
• Give yourself a 2 if you have had phone sex with a lover or crush.
• Give yourself a 3 if you have ever called a phone sex service.
• Give yourself a 4 if you use phone sex every now and again.
• Give yourself a pat on the back …uh a 5 if you call Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl.

Let’s face it. My clients are freaking geniuses!

If you have a question about Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl, don’t be afraid to ask. Feel free to poke around the site and when you’re ready, call me or one of my phone sex operators. Remember the price to chat with me is ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80 cents.

Last night I acquired a new client who had a very uncomfortable experience at another phone sex company. I hear a lot of war stories about bad service, dishonest billing, and other nonsense. Apparently, he called a service and not one but several of the women called him names and at least two refused to do the call and hung up. It wasn’t one of those calls. It was just a regular call that any professional phone sex operator should be able to do if she understands the genre. My new (and I might add extremely satisfied) client felt embarrassed and ashamed. I congratulated him on being able to forget about that experience and having the courage to seek out a different service to try again.

Look, it’s not cool to make anyone feel bad about their particular kink unless of course s/he is into humiliation. In this society talking about sex is difficult enough without being judgmental on a phone sex line! If someone calls you about their particular fetish and you don’t understand it, ask them about it. Most fetishists enjoy explaining their passion. If the person’s fetish isn’t your thing, then politely tell him or her that the subject matter is not something you would be able to do and suggest another operator or service. Just never, never, never make someone feel bad about the thing that turns him on. It isn’t nice and given how sensitive people are about things in the bedroom you could probably scar a person in ways that only a therapist could resolve.

Cheap Phone Sex is a judgment-free zone. Take for example yesterday afternoon a new caller called me directly. He had one of those extreme fantasies which is something I don’t do. I told him firmly and politely that his best bet would be to chat with one of my phone sex girls. I transferred him, he enjoyed a wonderful call with one of my best operators and given the cheap, affordable rate I have no doubt that he will be back again.

Whatever your fetish or kink know that it will be addressed enthusiastically and without judgment (unless you’re into that). Your satisfaction is my guarantee.

If you are new here, know that I am the Boss Lady. To chat with me, the queen bee, call 1-888-669-6389. To call you must be at least 23 or older unless you are active duty military then it’s 18+. The price is ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80 cents.

You may have noticed at the top of the blog a link titled Eye Candy. I decided to bring back risque, sexy images of adult film stars and nude models. As you will recall years ago during the Bush Administration the adult entertainment community was a little out of sorts because there was a huge brouhaha regarding nude and explicit images. The Justice Department interpreted some laws in a way that …well wasn’t very clear to some individual’s liking. There was a great deal of doom and gloom and a lot of Chicken Littles running around. Until the matter was resolved I pulled all images except for my own pictures. Which if you can believe it I needed a license for my own pictures! That’s right to prove I was at least 18 at the time my nude pictures were produced I must have on file my birth certificate and photo identification.

While the legal battle is still ongoing (it never ends) there have been a number of lawsuits. Some people have gone to jail, others have pleaded out and today the FBI has a porn squad. Yes, a squad of law enforcement agents who watch porn for a living. Seriously, I want that gig because their benefits package is much better than mine.

As you guys know with the exception of AEBN, I do not promote affiliate programs. I have never and will never recommend a product or service that I don’t use. This is why to date Cheap Phone Sex has absolutely no advertisements with one exception, the AEBN link at the bottom of the blog and a banner of the Hushes® page. Whenever I want to find something fun and sexy in the form of movies, I always use AEBN because it’s a reputable business that provides honest and accurate billing and offers 1000s of movies which are 100% legal.

Over the past year, I made an agreement with Naughty America and Babes to display their sexy uncensored images on my site within the Eye Candy section. Like AEBN I found these companies to be quite reputable, each provides great content and both have excellent customer service. It’s refreshing to find properties akin to my favorite movie site. I have truly enjoyed my memberships.

In addition to the sexy images over the next few days, you will also see new erotic stories again within the Eye Candy section. It’s free to look at the pictures and read the stories so enjoy!

I know math is hard for most people. So, I made it easier for you. Well, in terms of understanding my phone sex rates. Anyone who has followed the Cheap Phone Sex blog knows that the price of a phone sex session is 80 cents per minute with a 15-minute minimum. You see 15 minutes times 80 cents equals $12.

The easiest way to say it is $12 for 15-minutes. Inevitability someone asks how much is a call if you want more than 15 minutes. Normally I say 80 cents per minute, but like I said earlier math is hard especially when you are talking to a beautiful woman with your cock in your hand.

I don’t want to take advantage of you when you are in this predicament so allow me to break it down for you in terms of flat rates: It’s $12 for 15-minutes and $16 for 20-minutes and $24 for 30-minutes. If you would like to chat with me for an hour it’s $48. Two hours would be $96 and so on.

In all honesty, the price of my phone sex service is so incredibly cheap, less than $1 per minute, that you know it’s affordable. My advice to you is to figure out how much time you need and go from there. I hope to talk to you soon!

Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl
ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes
Call my toll-free number: 1-888-669-6389

Over the last several days I have touched on a number of topics related to phone sex. So, let’s review:

There are 3 types of phone sex services: direct dial, dispatch and single girl (or independent operator). Direct Dial Phone Sex is completely automated. Therefore, the only person you will speak to live is the phone sex operator. With Dispatch Phone Sex a bonded, sexy hostess confirms your credit card information and then dispatches or forwards your call to the phone sex hottie of your choice. At Single Girl (or Independent) Phone Sex the person whom you will ultimately do the call with takes down your credit card information and once approved begins the phone sex session. Simple, right?

The type of phone sex operators available (aside from women, men, shemales and couples) vary considerably from physical attributes to personalities to sexual desires. All of the Hushes Phone Sex numbers are no taboo. Meaning that the content is uncensored and you may discuss anything you want without fear of being judged.

Whether you are new to phone sex and would like to try before you buy or an old-hat to the business and are looking for some strange, enjoy the free phone sex option. Or if you are already convinced that phone sex is a great way change up your routine make sure you view The 7-Minute Phone Sex Quickie or Flat Rate Phone Sex. Here at Cheap Phone Sex, I like to keep things sexy, affordable and fun.

By now you should know that the preferred method of payment for most phone sex companies is credit/debit/gift cards. To speak with my phone sex girls there is an option to pay by check. There is also a third option called direct billing or honor pay where get an invoice and pay for your call later.

If you have any questions about Cheap Phone Sex, my Hushes® girls or anything related to what you found on the site, feel free to ask.

Cheryl, owner/operated of hushes.com
Call 1-888-669-6389, ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.

A phone flasher is kind of like a wanker. He or she calls a phone sex service and attempts to engage the operator or dispatcher in conversation by asking seemingly important questions while masturbating to the person’s voice. The questions appear to be on point. Typically a phone flasher asks about the price or which girls are available. Daring phone flashers will attempt to push the boundaries by asking which topics are off-limits thus trying to get the woman to say naughty words which then helps the flasher to reach orgasm. All done without actually paying for a call. The difference between a phone flasher and wanker is frequency. Wankers do it once. With phone flashers, it becomes a habit which means they end up calling over and over again to the point of stalking.

It’s basically an obscene phone call and some guys think it’s cool to make an obscene phone call to a phone sex service. Only in this jurisdiction, it’s a felony carrying a mandatory sentence and fine. And …and it’s actually a mental condition called telephone scatologia.

So, the lesson in this article is don’t be a phone sex flasher.

Years ago before credit cards became the rage, people paid for goods and services on a plan e.g., layaway or were invoiced at a later date. There is one place that still invoices or direct bills its customers for phone sex services. Call 1-800-636-4200 and ask for the Gold Card.

If you do not want to pay for your phone sex session with a credit card, electronic check or 1-900 number, there is another option called direct billing. Direct billing occurs when you are sent an invoice for your phone sex call. That’s right. You have an option to be discreetly directly billed or invoiced.

For direct bill phone sex, call 1-800-636-4200 and ask for the Gold Card. The rate per minute is 69 cents. At 69 cents per minute you have an opportunity chat with adults who are in your neighborhood. Chat, meet, hook up or whatever. Several adults are available for chat AND the best part is that these are individuals who live and work near you. I call it ‘local strange’.

Who knows? If everything works out, you may find a new friend or possibly more. Just be smart about it and have fun.

Everybody has a type. Am I right? I like men and only men. Most of you are into women. From there it gets interesting. In terms of phone sex operators: I have blondes, redheads and brunettes. I have big boob, no boob, bald and plenty of hair …down there. Come to think of it I have a bald-headed lady! I have Asians, Latinas, and Ebony divas. I have BBWs, big butts, flat asses, and midgets. I got cankles, tiny ankles, tattoos, and piercings. Those are just physical characteristics.

When you get into personalities for phone sex I have teens, MILFs, nymphos who can’t keep a man and women who married their high school sweetheart and would love to turn him into a cuckolding slave. Speaking of which I have submissive women and dominant bitches. I have mistresses who have both submissive women and men living in the basement of their home …I mean homemade dungeon.

When I say I have it all covered I am not exaggerating. I have shemales. What do they call them? Babes with balls! That’s just the women. I got men and couples where there are either two women or two shemales or two men or one of each category. I feel like Bubba in Forrest Gump! I got female bodybuilders, hirsute models, strippers, businesswomen and those professional gals (no not that kind). I mean nurses, teachers, and preachers. And, then there’s the stuff I am not allowed to discuss with non-paying customers.

So, when you call anyone of my DUNNY® phone sex operators, I think it’s safe to say I have every fetish and kink covered. Just don’t be a smart ass and ask for a redheaded, transsexual midget with hairy feet, because you may end up talking to her!

For Fetish Phone Sex, call 1-888-581-BABE or 1-888-581-2223.

I feel as if I have talked about the free phone sex option ad nauseam. Let’s review. I have discussed the fact that free phone sex is myth, explained what’s behind the many, many free phone sex offers you see all over the internet and finally provided the best way to obtain a legitimate free phone sex call or rather free phone sex minutes without spending a dime. However, I have yet to show you how to get those free minutes.

First, do you have a credit card? Don’t worry I am not going to charge your card, but to verify your age you will need a credit/debit/gift card. Now when you click this link, free phone sex, you will be asked to set up a free account. Don’t worry it’s 100% legit. Your information will never be sold and you will never be contacted. Once you set up the free account you are given access to thousands of women who are available for live phone sex and phone sex with cam. Actually, you can look at their profiles right now. Go ahead take a peek at these free phone sex links. It is not an exhaustive list by any means. Though it is a very good start.

Once your free account is set-up (which takes less than 90 seconds) you may now choose to speak or listen to a recorded message from any of the women, shemales, men and couples. Using some of the top ladies as an example, check out what’s available:

Live Phone Sex. Check out Deja Blue a blonde, blue-eyed fantasy expert. Sexy Recordings. Listen to this hot cheerleader fantasy. Live Phone Sex with Cam. See your favorite phone sex lady do naughty things over your computer or cellphone all via cam. Pictures, Videos and More. See HoneyBush topless at the beach or a video of her taking a bubble bath.

Each phone sex operator is an individual contractor. So, the phone sex rate ranges from 50¢ per minute on up. The average is under $2/min. You are guaranteed to find someone within your price range, schedule and who also enjoys your particular kink.

Right now you face a delicious dilemma: where to spend your free minutes. The phrase so little time, so many choices never rang truer.

For a free phone sex sample with me, Cheryl, click this link.
Otherwise call 1-888-669-6389 for cheap, affordable phone sex.
It’s ONLY $12 for 15-minutes. Each additional minute is a mere 80¢

I get it. Time is precious and sometimes you just want to …well, I think we all know what it is exactly you want to do when you call any of my phone sex numbers. While I offer one of the cheapest if not THE cheapest phone sex rates in America, I do understand that guys like variety or as we say in the business a little “strange”.

Believe me when I say my feelings are not hurt when you may …may want to talk to someone other than my busty, bossy Southern brunette self. That’s fine with me. Though let’s be honest. When you are done playing with your “strange” you always come right back here to momma.

As is always the case when I offer something it’s cheap, affordable and extremely good. For a 7-minute quickie with blondes, redheads and other brunettes call 1-888-847-8979. By calling this number you may also chat with shemales, lifestyle dominatrixes, Asian ladies and Latinas, female bodybuilders, lesbians (both the lipstick kind and the other kind) and couples. The number is toll-free and these women including transsexuals (both pre/post-op), are available from 8 AM until 4 AM Eastern.

To get to know me, visit my Cheryl page.
If you have any questions about Cheap Phone Sex or any of my services just ask.

You have probably seen and have most definitely heard the term flat rate phone sex. What exactly is “flat rate phone sex”? It is very simple. Most phone sex companies charge by the minute. With flat rate phone sex you pay for your call at a flat rate. Meaning that instead of paying 80 cents per minute you opt to purchase a set number of minutes for a certain price.

Most guys like purchasing their phone sex calls at a flat rate because they know EXACTLY how much will be charged to their credit card and they don’t ever feel that the woman on the other end is purposely and unnecessarily dragging out the call in order to rack up more minutes. Another plus is that purchasing a phone sex session at a flat rate ensures the client that HE won’t rack up too many minutes because as the saying goes time flies when you’re having fun. Flat rate pricing also helps the operator pace the call giving plenty of time for the main event – the happy ending. It’s a win/win for both the client and the phone sex operator.

At Cheap Phone Sex, I always offer affordable flat rate pricing and when talking to any of my phone sex operators, the option is available. My goal is to make certain you are comfortable with the price and understand the intention of my phone sex operators which is to get you off.

Remember at Cheap Phone Sex the billing is always accurate, honest and confidential.

Flat Rate Phone Sex at Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl
Call 1-888-669-6389, ONLY $12 for 15-mins, $16 for 20 mins and $24 for 30 mins
Check out the Cheap Phone Sex Packages for bigger discounts and great bargains.

Many of you have seen phone sex companies advertising as anything goes or no taboos. Simply put these phrases mean you can talk about subject matter that if done in real life you would more than likely a) end up in jail; or b) be disowned by your family; or c) be shunned by society; or d) a, b and c.

While most good phone sex operators are quite open-minded and can handle just about any call, many chose not to do certain calls. Guys who find themselves wanting to chat about these extreme topics are usually forwarded to a no taboo or anything goes phone sex line. Generally, they pay a hefty price of $4.99/min and up because the phone sex operator is handling a call that few want to take and fewer still can do any justice.

Fortunately for these guys, I offer a no taboo, anything goes phone sex service at a competitive price with operators who know exactly how to do it and enjoy it. Just call 1-800-298-4710.

Before calling you, want to know what you can and can not talk about, right? Well, the answer is simple. Talk about anything. We won’t turn you away because my phone sex hostesses don’t know how to say no. Please remember that when you call, do not be shy about what you want to discuss. We have heard everything so we’re unshockable and non-judgemental. Our only goal is for you to have a good time. Your pleasure is our guarantee.

Now, if you are a vanilla guy, and just want to do a call, feel free to call my toll-free phone sex number, 1-888-669-6389. Remember at Cheap Phone Sex when you talk to me, Cheryl, the price of a call is ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.

There are different types of phone sex niches/fetishes and operators. The phone sex operator part is easy. You may chat with women, men, shemales, and couples. Fetish/niche varies considerably. Basically, if you can think of it there is probably a niche for it. I have seen gothic and vampirism, female bodybuilders, hirsute (hairy women) and some stuff that legally I can’t mention here. The normal fare involves: barely legal, MILFs, Asians, Latinas, ebony women, and dominatrixes. Guy really love dominant women.

Today, I am addressing how you are forwarded to your phone sex hottie. Most guys call one of the 5 largest phone sex companies. These firms have millions (not an exaggeration) of toll-free numbers, thousands of sex websites and hundreds of select affiliates who promote their service. All of the numbers point to the same group of women who are paid about $0.19/min of talk time. You dial their 800 number and after entering your credit card information are forwarded to “the next girl in line”. You don’t get to choose. You are simply sent to someone who will hopefully (but probably won’t) make you happy. I am not a big fan of direct dial numbers unless they have a very specific purpose. For example, if you call 1-888-581-2223, you will be forwarded to one of my barely legal, college coed, teen phone sex lines. This is where all my new girls go to “earn their stripes”. They’re new to men, new to sex and new to the phone sex business. I tell them to have fun and make my customers happy. If they succeed (and most do) then they get a promotion.

When you call any of my other numbers one of my sexy hostesses gets on the line, confirms your credit card or checking information and asks you who would like today. My hostesses can tell you who is available including who is new, the phone sex operator’s specialties and if you need time to get your toys together or something will offer to give you a callback. I am describing, of course, a dispatch service. Personally, I like the dispatch process. To use my dispatch call either 1-888-847-8979 or 1-800-298-4710. It’s like having a sexy sex concierge and second only to my absolute favorite option which is what I do, the single girl service.

Some companies opt instead of dispatching calls through a bonded “sex concierge” aka dispatcher, they allow the phone sex operator to process the customer’s credit card information and then provide the actual sex chat themselves. Obviously, there are some cons to that such as if the operator is not bonded or slightly unhinged or desperate. Plus there is that odd moment when the phone sex hottie switches from credit card processor to sex nymph but it works. Believe me! Most ladies who work for themselves fit into this category of single girl service. These women do everything from marketing to processing credit cards to making you supremely happy.

So, there are 3 types of phone sex services, direct dial, dispatch, and single girl services. There are pluses and minuses to each of them, but hopefully, they all share one common denominator which is to make you “happy” in the end.

As for chatlines, I talked about that earlier. Chat lines are not phone sex services but datelines for people to hook up.

Remember for Cheap Phone Sex and to chat with me, Cheryl, call 1-888-669-6389. The price is always ONLY $12 BUCKS for 15-minutes.